So a while back there was some discussion about making txt-to-speech using shell commands, which greatly interested me. So I made a webpage out of the concept featuring the infamous Yukkuri, unoriginally dubbed Yukkuri Talk.
http://kdingo.homelinux.net:8280/~dingo/yukkuritalk/
PHP Source: http://pastie.org/private/gxk9o87lpwrslhcttsd17q
I used the AquesTalk library from a-quest for the yukkuri voice, NKF for SJIS/UTF-8 conversion, and kakasi for kanji -> kana conversion (since AquesTalk only handles kana/romaji), and http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/ for the English->Japanese translation.
And no, I did not pay the 15,000 yen for the AquesTalk license. I got a free two-week license which I signed up for on their website.
Yukkuri Talk does not handle stuff like names well, mostly because Excite does not convert them into Japanese, which is essential for the whole thing to work.
I'm hoping this little project could be worth at least 1 min of entertainment.. xD Or maybe the code/wavs can be used for other things no one has made yet. Have fun with the source. Sorry it's messy. Let me know if anyone wants help rolling out their own.

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