Should I even bother with the HUGE Kanamara Matsuri folder I have or just the normal crap?
Got this from a vending machine, put it next to a US Zelda book to prove it's really me.
Oh and the Coca Cola comes in Break Fluid cans?
saw this one on the internet, they tell me it's korean. Oddly in the philippines it's pronounced "nugger" and they still have no idea what it really means *facepalm*
some people enjoy bath time to mcuh
like we didn't all know that is what they are for
do not want ronery.jpg!
Well that's clearly all the action ronery.jpg is going to get, ever.
The have frog pillows for Mistah Ronery. :/
i'm willing to bring up crap from 2ch
wow
I wonder who took ronery.jpg and posted it online, he can't possibly done it himself...
all right since I'm not yet banned the Kanamara matsuri folder. I'll leave explanations and the backstory to wikipedia and people more well read then I. It's funnier to watch people guess anyway.
Why? Is it that normal to them?
tsk tsk tsk its unfair why there is no wooden carved vagina...
thorn101 said:
tsk tsk tsk its unfair why there is no wooden carved vagina...
coz everybody will be going in it...
Ehem.... Japan's Really love Penis I wonder Why? XD
they still have that pikachu vag all the kids go intoichiro_ino said:
coz everybody will be going in it...
i think i watched something about those penas festivals a while back, but i cant really remember.
Okay I'll tell you. Kanamara Matsuri is the festival of the Iron wiener. It is for fertility that's why their little girls rub it. Prayers attached to the base of the penis are for fertility. Penis shaped candies are.... i got no explanation for that.
You see a long long time ago (approximately 300 years) in a land far far away (Japan) their lived a hot chick. So a man married her and tried to take her virginity and BAM this vaginal crotch demon bit off his wiener and he died. So she cries and mourns and another man marries her and BAM the crotch demon bites off another wiener so she goes to a Shinto Priest.
He says come back tomorrow, I think I have a plan. So when she shows up at the shrine he is there with the blacksmith who had forged an IRON WIENER! so she masturbates with it and the demon bites the wiener and it breaks his teeth and when he digs his claws in trying to tear it off they YANK him out and stomp on his head and kill him.
Then the blacksmith marries her and lives happily ever after and ever since Shinto priests hold the festival of the iron wiener to promote fertility, marriage, and demon stomping. In some versions of the story the priest gets to bang her once too. but I think the priest made that part up.
tingle said:
Okay I'll tell you. Kanamara Matsuri is the festival of the Iron wiener. It is for fertility that's why their little girls rub it. Prayers attached to the base of the penis are for fertility. Penis shaped candies are.... i got no explanation for that.You see a long long time ago (approximately 300 years) in a land far far away (Japan) their lived a hot chick. So a man married her and tried to take her virginity and BAM this vaginal crotch demon bit off his wiener and he died. So she cries and mourns and another man marries her and BAM the crotch demon bites off another wiener so she goes to a Shinto Priest.
He says come back tomorrow, I think I have a plan. So when she shows up at the shrine he is there with the blacksmith who had forged an IRON WIENER! so she masturbates with it and the demon bites the wiener and it breaks his teeth and when he digs his claws in trying to tear it off they YANK him out and stomp on his head and kill him.
Then the blacksmith marries her and lives happily ever after and ever since Shinto priests hold the festival of the iron wiener to promote fertility, marriage, and demon stomping. In some versions of the story the priest gets to bang her once too. but I think the priest made that part up.
This is ... for real right?!?!?
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This would be a nice story to learn in elementary school as a history lesson looool
ahahahah LOL i know that story its from middle east its not from japan
for short in all of this PENIS for JAPANESE people are sacred!!!
wishin that i am a japanese too bad im filipino and penis for us are pet
The Kanamara Matsuri is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases.
There is also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.
Today, the festival is used to raise money for HIV research.
-Wiki
lol i have to bring this thread back up for just one question.
Would you let your little girl suck on penis shaped food? i mean come on now...
also that guy in back of the girl looks pretty happy watching her xD
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