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1. 

   Schrobby
   

   Soon India will get a brand new soft drink made from cow urine. What? Did I said cow urine? Yes, it is cow urine and in fact the product is in it's final stage of development. Thanks to Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), the biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group of India, who is behind this initiative.

   According to the head of Cow Protection Department of RSS, Om Prakash, the drink - called "gau jal" or "cow water" - was undergoing lab tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year". The drink won't smell like urine and will be tasty too. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins," Mr Prakash added.

   Cow and bull worship was a common practice among Hindus and slaughtering them is illegal in most parts of India. The cow urine drink is the latest attempt by the RSS to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its Hindu ideology. RSS claims that cow urine can cure ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

   So, what you think about this exotic soft drink? It really sounds weird, but I am sure that many people will actually drink it. Many people will drink it, as it will be branded as a "Hindu" product.

   http://runjun.blogspot.com/2009/02/cow-urine-soft-drink.html

   

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   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
2. 

   soup
   

   Innovation at its best.. >_>..

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
3. 

   rudiguur
   

   smart, business strategy the poor hindu oriented religious will buy this drink like hot cakes as it comes from the revered cows and bulls that many of them still worship.

   taking advantage of people's ignorance.......being selling things since the beginning of time

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
4. 

   Muzaffar
   

   Kinda reminds me of this news a few days ago lol.
   Malaysia PM calls for racial unity on National Day

   ....after dozens of Muslims paraded Friday with the bloodied head of a cow, a sacred animal in Hinduism, to protest the proposed construction of a Hindu temple in their neighborhood.

   
   *facepalm*

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
5. 

   Busy
   

   Jummy! Well, at india cows are holy so they drink holy water when they drink cow urine.

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
6. 

   lovehate
   

   Fuckers stole my idea!!! >:(

   Edit: I meant to post no, not yes.

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
7. 

   a lolicon
   

   What's next, a dungburger?

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
8. 

   ドラゴン
   

   No thanks. I'll stick with sprite^_^

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
9. 

   MasterInfamous
   

   a lolicon said:
   What's next, a dungburger?

   isn't it obvious? it's poop from a cow.

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
10. 

    msgundam2
    

    this is more my taste
    Schoolgirl Urine Trader Busted

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
11. 

    Schrobby
    

    a lolicon said:
    What's next, a dungburger?

    Heh. Looky here: http://www.socialistaction.org/caldwell-smith14.htm

    "We all have to eat a little shit from time to time. Cars kill 40,000 people a year."

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
12. 

    SaruDa
    

    India stole Calpis? Without arranging copyrights even?

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
13. 

    MasterInfamous
    

    Draken said:
    No thanks. I'll stick with sprite^_^

    sprite IS COW PISS.

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
14. 

    ドラゴン
    

    MasterInfamous said:

    sprite IS COW PISS.

    I expected an unoriginal response like that. At least try a little harder at being a troll;)

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
15. 

    lovehate
    

    MasterInfamous said:

    sprite IS COW PISS.

    In that case piss tastes pretty good.

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
16. 

    Palmtop Dragon
    

    Probably tastes like beer.

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
17. 

    lovehate
    

    Skribulous said:
    Probably tastes like beer.

    If it tastes like beer then I hope you can at least get a buzz off of it....not likely but w/e

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
18. 

    momoのキラー
    

    sorry, you can't get high on piss

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/v2228030j586270j/

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote
19. 

    lovehate
    

    momokiller said:
    sorry, you can't get high on piss

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/v2228030j586270j/

    Then all I have to say to these piss drink companies is:

    

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20. 

    Envoy Loves You
    

    Muzaffar said:
    Kinda reminds me of this news a few days ago lol.
    Malaysia PM calls for racial unity on National Day

    ....after dozens of Muslims paraded Friday with the bloodied head of a cow, a sacred animal in Hinduism, to protest the proposed construction of a Hindu temple in their neighborhood.

    
    *facepalm*

    Won't somebody think of the cows?

    Schrobby said:
    Soon India will get a brand new soft drink made from cow urine. What? Did I said cow urine? Yes, it is cow urine and in fact the product is in it's final stage of development. Thanks to Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), the biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group of India, who is behind this initiative.

    According to the head of Cow Protection Department of RSS, Om Prakash, the drink - called "gau jal" or "cow water" - was undergoing lab tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year". The drink won't smell like urine and will be tasty too. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins," Mr Prakash added.

    Cow and bull worship was a common practice among Hindus and slaughtering them is illegal in most parts of India. The cow urine drink is the latest attempt by the RSS to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its Hindu ideology. RSS claims that cow urine can cure ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer.

    So, what you think about this exotic soft drink? It really sounds weird, but I am sure that many people will actually drink it. Many people will drink it, as it will be branded as a "Hindu" product.

    http://runjun.blogspot.com/2009/02/cow-urine-soft-drink.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

    Posted 6 years ago # Quote

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