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Posted 3 months ago #
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The neighbours' cat often sleeps in my room and today, as it was lying on top of my computer, a little bit of drool tricked down her face, onto my computer. Kinda cute-gross.
An hour later though, she's puked on the bathroom floor, so I wonder if the drool from earlier wasn't actually sick.
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stefan und homu being thumbthumpers
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Fuck, it's already 8:40am, I had to be at work 2 hours ago.
Whatever, I just call myself and call in sick.Posted 3 months ago # -
pantsukudasai said:
I bet your cat got worms form having unprotected butseks in the street like a common whore! she learned it from you and your gay sex with your boyfriend! you're an unfit cat mother and will be reported accordingly to the pertinent authorities!all else sounds fine, tho :3
Yeah I have tried to teach her the all American way. Strict abstinence education, modest dress, self respect, and if you have to put out just make sure it's anal (that's only for virgin women though, God will know if you're doing gay butt shit). I guess I shouldn't be surprised has worms in her butt :( Ah well I got pills for it now.
overfiend said:
I am nursing a patient.Awe, poor kitty. She's lucky to have someone to fix her up and take of her, even if she looks a little unimpressed.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Wow, the Chinese has been eliminated in the Frankfurt Major. The last time a Chinese team didn't get into the top 3 in an international tournament was TI3.
Posted 3 months ago # -
wut?
ax'd de neko
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Pacpon said:
even if she looks a little unimpressed.Unimpressed is a cats default expression.
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StefanKinoshita said:
Unimpressed is a cats default expression.
This is truuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee.
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Well. I tried dealing with the tension with my brother's girlfriend and ending up making it worse by telling her to go fuck herself.
Life is hard.
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That's what SanCon wants.
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while driving around a nice area in Denver, I came across Gaylord Street
my new goal is to one day buy or build a nice house in that street
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And somehow everything worked out
Life is easy.
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Put that bitch in her place. Now seal the deal to assert your dominance, give her the D.
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Don't cuck your bro, monu.
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and then march her ass back to the kitchen where she will make you a sandwich, while your brother fucks her in the missionary position and she behaves properly and in accordance to the bible
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Well it's not like he has to tell anyone he's doing his brothers gf.
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he should do an honor rape and kill
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pantsukudasai said:
while driving around a nice area in Denver, I came across Gaylord Streetmy new goal is to one day buy or build a nice house in that street
You can call your house "Ramsbottom Cottage."
Posted 3 months ago # -
vocaloid 4 is a thing.
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