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Because Homu's attempt lacked any... attempt or energy or care or anything. Feel free to choose, one will be closed and the other will stay.
It's this time of the year again: Winter is coming. White Walkers are coming from the North, slowly but surely, so that they can massacre and turn everyone in their path into one of them. However this won't stop the small community of Sankaku from enjoying the joyous festival of Christmas! For their happiness and love toward each other acts as a shield, warming and melting the heart of any undead creature within a 2km radius around their village. Or maybe they think we're too gay to be turned into one of them and just avoid us everytime, it's either one or the other. Anyway, have a reminder of the practices for this holiday, or if you joined our village within this year, be attentive of the following:
❄ I am not allowing outsiders to enter our sacred holiday. I hope you've been here long, and chatted alot with our residents! Otherwise, do start now for being allowed next year.
❄ Have a list of wishes. It's called a wishlist. Have one. I'll put the expert wish manager Q-san onto taking care of them.
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ - Hi :3
❄ A person will be designed to be your Secret Santa, and you shall be the Secret Santa of somebody else.
❄ This is all about sharing: give and receive. If you fail to understand this and only receive, I will put you to sleep, drag you out of the village and feed you to the beasts. Alternately I could put you into an eternal coffin of ICE. No, really. The result will be the same to me anyway.
❄ What are your most wanted wishes? If you state them, and if your Secret Santa is a nice Secret Santa, then you'll have more chances to receive them! Because your Secret Santa could be a baka Secret Santa or a thick-headed Secret Santa and not notice your feelings.
❄ You have an item costing over a thousand golds? Santa isn't rich you know, all those transport fees on his rented reindeers cost a lot already you know? Anyway, no price limit, Santa-san will use his good sense to get you something out of your list. But a good amount would be up to $50.
❄ If the site your wishlist is on doesn't allow you to hide your address, and only then, send me your address for me to pass over to your Secret Santa via PM. Which will be kept secret until the end of times.
❄ The joys of a good surprise can only be bought by silence. I feel like that sounded wrong somehow, but the point is, don't tell anyone whose Santa you are!
❄ Wait until Christmas to open your gift(s) please! If you don't, the burst of feelings won't happen at once to prevent the White Walkers from passing our land, raping our women and stealing our jobs.
Send me your wishlist via PM. Optionally, as stated above, send me your address If you Have to.
Make sure to give. If I hear a single person only received and didn't give anything, I will take any necessary action.
1. Participating: From today until November 15th is the time you are allowed entry to this event. Santas will be designed on the 15th or 16th.
2. Sending: From 16th November until Christmas, send your presents to whoever is your target.
3. Opening: On the 25th of December, open your present and be happy! Because if you're not happy I'll kill you.
Locked. To unlock, the majority of votes from the poll must be toward "Yes." until the 15 of November.
Post to change over time, make sure to check it from time to time!
That is all, enjoy~
