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So all you need is a match. My goodness that was some dark humor...genosabre said:
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^ My actual expression right now. Arigathanks, PT.
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palmtop-tiger said:
Fun fact: AXE is flammable.False! Neither the real axe nor my Empire Axe ever catched fire, no matter how long I holded a lighter at them.
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mascarpone said:
So all you need is a match. My goodness that was some dark humor...
I like it
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dirtypair said:
False! Neither the real axe nor my Empire Axe ever catched fire, no matter how long I holded a lighter at them.*stops rigging a lighter to an Axe bottle*
mascarpone said:
So all you need is a match. My goodness that was some dark humor...I love dark humor. The darker, the better. In the case of when using fire and explosives: 'The more burnt, the better.'
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I remembered my mom's cremation. I still can't get over that 'Turn her over' joke I never told while there.Posted 2 months ago # -
dirtypair said:
False! Neither the real axe nor my Empire Axe ever catched fire, no matter how long I holded a lighter at them.
Hurr durr
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genosabre said:
*stops rigging a lighter to an Axe bottle*
Wow, you can buy an axe in a bottle? An instant axe? So you're out camping and need some firewood but forgot your axe at home, instead of freezing to death your buddy takes his bottled axe out of his pocket and says "I never leave my home w/o my axe spray.".
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Makes me feel better about putting a rug in the washing machine. Tee hee~ ;pdirtypair said:
False! Neither the real axe nor my Empire Axe ever catched fire, no matter how long I holded a lighter at them.
Barbecue?genosabre said:
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I remembered my mom's cremation. I still can't get over that 'Turn her over' joke I never told while there.Posted 2 months ago # -
Someone should invent that! ^_^dirtypair said:
Wow, you can buy an axe in a bottle? An instant axe? So you're out camping and need some firewood but forgot your axe at home, instead of freezing to death your buddy takes his bottled axe out of his pocket and says "I never leave my home w/o my axe spray.".
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palmtop-tiger said:
Hurr durr
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dirtypair said:
Wow, you can buy an axe in a bottle? An instant axe? So you're out camping and need some firewood but forgot your axe at home, instead of freezing to death your buddy takes his bottled axe out of his pocket and says "I never leave my home w/o my axe spray.".Nah. He'd bring out a wire saw.
I'm trying to restore a hand axe though. We don't need it anymore but it's pretty sweet :3mascarpone said:
Barbecue?Come to think of it, somebody did bring some chicken barbecue that day. Sick bastard.
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genosabre said:
He'd bring out a wire saw.
A wire saw in your trouser pocket? Never!
*castration anxiety*Posted 2 months ago # -
dirtypair said:
You asked for it Klaus.
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dirtypair said:
A wire saw in your trouser pocket? Never!
*castration anxiety*In belt bag? Yes!
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palmtop-tiger said:
You asked for it Klaus.
OH ja, Stablerfahrer Klaus. The last time I saw it was as I made my forklift license back in 1999.
Btw PT, isn't guro stuff ban worthy?Posted 2 months ago # -
dirtypair said:
False! Neither the real axe nor my Empire Axe ever catched fire, no matter how long I holded a lighter at them.
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You can do this with every body,-or hairspray.
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but we're talking about axe and why it sucks and how its only use is to immolate douchie teens and brohs
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pantsukudasai said:
but we're talking about axe and why it sucks and how its only use is to immolate douchie teens and brohs*hides his Axe aftershave and body spray who he got as a x-mas present from his youngest*
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dirtypair said:
*hides his Axe aftershave and body spray who he got as a x-mas present from his youngest*
You're exempt since you got them for presents.
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should spray it on their pubes and set them on fire
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