grope her ass very roughly, likely to stick multiple fingers up her anus, and tell her how I like my bacon
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Tell her to make my breakfast while I warm my wiener in her buns.
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Tell her that I like my eggs over easy and my sausage needs attention too.
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you guys are too cheeky and sassy, pantsu is just a perverted brute
then again I'd kiss her a lot while she makes me bacon and I molest her anus, so there!
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I would ask why she was in my house and how she got in.
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we've so much to teach you, young faggowan :3
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pantsukudasai said:
we've so much to teach you, young faggowan :3Oh did you want to hear I'd shove her head down into the sink whip out my sausage pull her panties aside go at it hard like then when it was over she didn't remember a thing because I slammed her head into the sink so hard it gave her a concussion?
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trimead said:
sneak up behind her brandish a knife and ask, "do you want to have a bad time?"
you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say "WHERE ARE THE KNIVES?" and she says "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME".
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palmtop-tiger said:
you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say "WHERE ARE THE KNIVES?" and she says "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME".
Of course how silly of me~
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Stab her in her kidney
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I'd tell her how I like my omelets and that I'd like to have dessert afterwards.
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Check to see that my winning 1.3 billion dollar Power Ball ticket was still wrapped in plastic and duct taped to my chest.
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(while overfiend is distracted with the maid, sneak up behind him and knock him out then steal his winning PowerBall ticket)
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You'd never get through my army of loyal loli cat girl meidos.
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Why not? I speak neko.
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palmtop-tiger said:
Why not? I speak neko.I already sneaked pass them and took his winning ticket.
Don't worry I'll use the money for the greater good of humanity such as research on molten salt thorium reactors,high performance spacecraft propulsion,asteroid mining, and colonizing space.
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(SWAT enty into Char's house and order him on the ground, then tickle interrogate him until he gives up the ticket)
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Hey do you want to live in a world with flying cars, clean electricity so cheap they may not even have to meter it and instead will charge you flat rate for a given number of amps,SSTO spacecraft, and vacations on the moon?
Because that's my vision for this world.Posted 3 days ago # -
Why the fuck would I want flying cars? So normies can crash a carplane while texting? And there's nothing on the moon except for ayy lmaos who don't even want you there. I can see aliens in socal already.
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