palmtop-tiger said:
Escape to where, the Rex's mouth?
Someone hasn't been playing Portal properly.
palmtop-tiger said:
Escape to where, the Rex's mouth?
Someone hasn't been playing Portal properly.
Well, if I had a proper partner in science.
Why do fat kids like swords so much?
Can't lift their arms long enough to hold guns?
giascle said:
Can't lift their arms long enough to hold guns?
Or the recoil makes their fat jiggle.
palmtop-tiger said:
I wonder if its enough to burn the fat away.
Swords suck. I'd rather have an axe or a spear... or both.
Would that be like a knifewrench?
genosabre said:
I wonder if its enough to burn the fat away.
Swords suck. I'd rather have an axe or a spear... or both.
What about all 3 strapped together?
^Good range but it would be hard to take everywhere with you. I would prefer a tomahawk.
I like tomahawks too. I could have bought one or two if I didn't buy my AC out of impulse.
What's good with a halberd is it's good for defending in tight areas [until your opponent has gun X_X]. You could only throw a few good tomahawks, but when it comes to melee, you'd really have to get close, backstabs aside as I'm still talking about being in tight areas.
The Antiweeaboo said:
Why do fat kids like swords so much?
Now that you've mentioned it, I agree. I don't know, but this is the most plausible reason I've read.
giascle said:
Can't lift their arms long enough to hold guns?
Fat men like them too.
ancientalchemist said:
Fat men like them too.
The proportion of them I've seen at gun ranges even here in BFE, where the obesity epidemic is most widespread, is very low relative to the general population. Most people at the range tend to be military, ex-military, or civilians who are of average size. Police officers oddly enough, don't go to ranges to practice as often as they should. Don't know why, but I suppose in the bigger cities, a lot of them think the badge gives them a false sense of marksmanship.
kanika said:
You'd be surprised how many of them miss their mark while shooting at stationary targets.
I used to hunt quails with my dad back in highschool. I don't know how rusty I am now.
kanika said:
Police officers oddly enough, don't go to ranges to practice as often as they should.
Or they just don't go to the public ranges.
aneko said:
Or they just don't go to the public ranges.
Half and half.
Most only shoot when they have to qualify and use the department's ranges or get private use of a public range.
But marksmanship definitely isn't their forte. Most LEOs have a policy of mag dumping into a perp.
ancientalchemist said:
This is a hypothetical Jurassic Park question. What would be your gun of choice if you were going up against a T-rex?
MY Barret
palmtop-tiger said:
Half and half.
Most only shoot when they have to qualify and use the department's ranges or get private use of a public range.
But marksmanship definitely isn't their forte. Most LEOs have a policy of mag dumping into a perp.
This is exactly what I was referring to: it's also a reason many prefer the .40S&W round as compromise between the 9mm and .45ACP. They think it's the best of both worlds (my opinion is the opposite).
And the standards for marksmanship aren't as high as they should be. A lot of the cops who know this tend to be ones who regularly go to ranges on their own time, and they're more aware of the problem than the general public.
ancientalchemist said:
This is a hypothetical Jurassic Park question. What would be your gun of choice if you were going up against a T-rex?
None. Kung fu is the only correct choice.
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