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palmtop-tiger said:
It shrinks! The water was cold, it shrinks!
How do you say that in moonspeak?
Somehow I can imagine the Japs having to say that sentence very often.
she;s a Jap, she'd prolly thing you're hung as fuck, and then as your dick becomes erect she becomes both excited and scared
**your
nigga thats wha I says!
kudichan said:
Question:You're having a shower and the water is really cold. As you get out, still naked, you see that this girl has been watching you the whole time.
What do you do?
She looks very studious, so I'd ask "Would you like a biology lesson?"
And the name of that lesson will be "Coitus 101".
kudichan said:
Question:You're having a shower and the water is really cold. As you get out, still naked, you see that this girl has been watching you the whole time.
What do you do?
Still not The Tsuma or Catman. Sorry, Ma'am!
And they say his D grew three times that day.
kudichan said:
Question:You're having a shower and the water is really cold. As you get out, still naked, you see that this girl has been watching you the whole time.
What do you do?
As a american - shoot her
As a island monkey (aka UK)- be all friendly, serve her tea and lead her to my secret dungeon...
As a normal person (aka middle european) - gag and bound her on sight, mis,-and abuse her in every possible way, dismember her and jerk off as the pigs devour her
How about as a sand nigger, a regular nigger, a kike, and a beaner?
dirtypair said:
As a american - shoot her
As a island monkey (aka UK)- be all friendly, serve her tea and lead her to my secret dungeon...
As a normal person (aka middle european) - gag and bound her on sight, mis,-and abuse her in every possible way, dismember her and jerk off as the pigs devour her
The worst I'd do is force her to become one of my servants.
She'll make a fine minion after reprogramming and her duty will be to keep my secret lair clean while wearing a french maid costume.
pantsukudasai said:
How about as a sand nigger, a regular nigger, a kike, and a beaner?
Even my mind isn't that twisted, I don't even wanna fantasize about it.
Her skinned body nailed at the wall, or make her pregnant just to fuck the newborn? No, sry but even I have my boundaries.
there's only room for one josef fritzl in this world
You get her pregnant so her tits swell up with loli milk, then raise the child as your incest sex slave.
If you didn't think of it, you failed as a german
I'm too tame. I would do some foreplay first. Then some 69, then I'll do anal and regular sex. With some light bondage and then I'll cum all over her!.
Edit: Ooh! A buttjob too and tease her pussy with my D too~
pantsukudasai said:
You get her pregnant so her tits swell up with loli milk, then raise the child as your incest sex slave.If you didn't think of it, you failed as a german
I guess I'm not all that twisted after all as that makes my post look downright tame.
I take that as a compliment, I'm humbled and erected
Pantsu confirmed the real Char.
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