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   Neko Musume Classic
   

   Due to the frequent happenings of members addressing me on skype with the same questions, multiple times over, I figured I would make a public thread for all to witness.

   Let me go ahead and make clear that this is not a Request thread. I am not a mod, so I have no immediate power to find shit on the channel, or answer general questions about Sancom.

   I can however, offer advice and answers to those weary travelers who have a need to have their burning questions tackled by kitten power! (Similar to Yahoo! answers, or similar functions)

   Now, while I am the captain of this particular vessel, everyone is free to answer any question they want, and will be considered plausible until reviewed. My official response will be the final answer, and then you may ask another. (Multiple questions may be asked at once)

   Let me give an example:

   Forum Member asks the question:
   "What makes Raspberries so delicious?

   Another forum member or myself will answer:
   "What makes raspberries so delicious is the natural sugar contained within them. In fact, Raspberries have a relatively low glycemic index, which means that the sugar is readily digestible in your blood, allowing for you to enjoy quite a few raspberries before losing that sweet taste. This applies to most berries, and entails their common definition as healthy yet tasty snacks. -Neko"

   Also, questions asked by trolls will be answered, so have fun with it.

   Inb4, "lame thread" "tldr" "You're not really a neko, you're a dog!"

   ASK AWAY MORTALS.

   

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2. 

   Twintail Tsundere
   

   Rear sight- Troy or MBUS?

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3. 

   Neko Musume Classic
   

   palmtop-tiger said:
   Rear sight- Troy or MBUS?

   Hm, tough. I would have to go with Troy however, as it is very reliable for a multitude of situations.

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4. 

   Twintail Tsundere
   

   Oh, wait, I forgot about Matech.

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5. 

   Neko Musume Classic
   

   palmtop-tiger said:
   Oh, wait, I forgot about Matech.

   Troy again. Matech has a record of adjustment problems, but is cheaper than Troy.

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6. 

   Gatsby
   

   How do you properly do anal?

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7. 

   Neko Musume Classic
   

   mako said:
   How do you properly do anal?

   You will have to specify. By "Do Anal" do you mean cleaning, sexual intercourse, or becoming overly sensitive about something?

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8. 

   Gatsby
   

   All of it really.

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9. 

   uteki
   

   If you had to, how would you pleasure a male?
   How would you describe the sensation of plucking a pube?

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10. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    mako said:
    All of it really.

    Well, there are several ways to clean an anal cavity.

    1. Take a shit. Make sure you poop it all out.
    2. Get in the shower or bathtub, and run water directly on to the anus opening.
    3. Use your fingers and rub the inside of your anal cavity; the remnant waste should drain out.
    4. Repeat until clean

    To have sexual intercourse through the anal cavity, you will need to follow these instructions.

    1. Buy KY jelly from your local store.
    2. Rub it on your penis.
    3. Ask receiving partner to get into doggy position.
    4. Bend your penis in a downward angle, and slowly apply pressure with your body towards your partner's body. A good amount of time for this is at least 30 seconds entering.
    5. Begin slow intercourse, and you're having anal.

    To achieve an anal personality, get a step mother who hates your guts.

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    Neko Musume Classic
    

    uteki said:
    If you had to, how would you pleasure a male?
    How would you describe the sensation of plucking a pube?

    (Assuming we were naked)
    If I had to pleasure a male, I would surprise him with some passionate kisses pre-sex. Many guys don't expect this, and appreciate them before actual downstairs touching. While kissing, I would tease his nipples with my fingers, and rub his chest and back interchangeably. After a few minutes of this, I would nibble at his ears and neck, being sure to gently blow cold air onto his skin. Once he raises his neck in arousal, I would reach my right hand down his stomach to play with his semi-erect cock. Making sure not to tug too tightly, I would stroke his increasingly engorging nightstick with my palm, and use my other hand to grab his ass cheeks. As soon as I'm sure he's permanently hard, I would run my tongue down there, to continue pleasing him with my mouth.

    That is how I would please a man.

    If I had to describe the sensation of plucking a pube, it would be similar to plucking a barbed fish hook from the inner membrane of my penis.

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12. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    I voted like Peter boats, I picked all that was relvant,....

    Mr. Neko - are you the only wise neko of SanCom or are there others?

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13. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    UncommonOtaku said:
    I voted like Peter boats, I picked all that was relvant,....

    Mr. Neko - are you the only wise neko of SanCom or are there others?

    Peter boats are best boats.

    To answer your question, I am not the only wise Neko of Sancom. I could not, however, tell you the individuals who represent this data.

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14. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    seeing as you have some - some expertise on pleasuring a manly man.

    how many licks does it take for a big dick to cum, using an average sized tounge?

    btw you have aboot 5 minutes to add (MATURE CONTENT) to the title of the thread

    ^_^

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    Neko Musume Classic
    

    You will have to specify your question. There are many undefined parameters in your question, as all men are different.

    (MATURE CONTENT) in my opinion does not have to be applied, but that is up to Deth to decide. I have consulted with him, and he will review soon.

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16. 

    Ichi
    

    Neko_musume said:

    1. Take a shit. Make sure you poop it all out.

    Or you can give yourself an enema.

    Also. Question. How do you do 'the flying Dutchman'? Can you do it?

    

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17. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    If I got any more specific - I'm sure i would get a ban.

    Ok

    how about - as a "friendly neighborhood neko" are you a lurking neko that lurks your neighborhood or are you an indoor neko that occasionally gets out to stalk other interesting nekos in your neighborhood?

    however if you've been "fixed" by your owner. disregard the question.

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18. 

    uteki
    

    Have you ever licked your penis?
    Have you ever tried fingering yourself, and did you ever taste your own cum?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
19. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    uteki said:
    Have you ever licked your penis?
    Have you ever tried fingering yourself, and did you ever taste your own cum?

    oh please - all nekos can do that!

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    Neko Musume Classic
    

    xichisex said:

    Or you can give yourself an enema.

    Also. Question. How do you do 'the flying Dutchman'? Can you do it?

    I do not approve of the enema method for the very reason that normal people are not medical professionals. While it is relatively simple, I would not endorse it.

    The Flying Dutchmen represents multiple sexual positions, and has no contemporary definition. Therefore, I am not able to give an accurate description of how to do it. While I have done some pretty crazy things in the anal position, I do not recall having done a "Flying Dutchman".

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