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21. 

    Ichi
    

    Neko_musume said:

    I do not approve of the enema method for the very reason that normal people are not medical professionals. While it is relatively simple, I would not endorse it.

    The Flying Dutchmen represents multiple sexual positions, and has no contemporary definition. Therefore, I am not able to give an accurate description of how to do it. While I have done some pretty crazy things in the anal position, I do not recall having done a "Flying Dutchman".

    This thread completely about anal? I wasn't even asking about anal.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
22. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    uteki said:
    Have you ever licked your penis?
    Have you ever tried fingering yourself, and did you ever taste your own cum?

    I have not ever been able to lick my penis.

    I have not ever tried fingering myself, but I have tasted my own cum.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
23. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    Please continue asking questions, but please restrict them to questions of another nature other than sex...

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
24. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Neko_musume said:
    

    Please continue asking questions, but please restrict them to questions of another nature other than sex...

    Mr. Neko

    do you lurk on paws or do you drive an auto-mobile?

    is it a sports coupe, sedan or family car (minivan/stationwagon) or perhaps you drive a truck of some kind - any pictures?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
25. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    UncommonOtaku said:

    Mr. Neko

    do you lurk on paws or do you drive an auto-mobile?

    is it a sports coupe, sedan or family car (minivan/stationwagon) or perhaps you drive a truck of some kind - any pictures?

    Rather personal, but I drive a Scion TC. If you need a picture, look it up.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
26. 

    Ichi
    

    Dear Question Master Neko,

    Sometimes, when I go outside, I notice there is a large, hot ball-like shaped figure in the sky. Sometimes it tends to be yellow and when it goes away it changes the sky colors orange, yellow, purple, and red.

    What is this weird ball and how can I make it go away?

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    

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27. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Oh wise Mr. Neko, . . .

    Why is the sky bloo?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
28. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    xichisex said:
    Dear Question Master Neko,

    Sometimes, when I go outside, I notice there is a large, hot ball-like shaped figure in the sky. Sometimes it tends to be yellow and when it goes away it changes the sky colors orange, yellow, purple, and red.

    What is this weird ball and how can I make it go away?

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    Dear Ichi,

    If you post completely naked pictures of yourself in the PPOYThread, the ball in the sky may become pleasantly aroused and leave us good folk alone.

    Your Question Master,
    Neko

    UncommonOtaku said:
    Oh wise Mr. Neko, . . .

    Why is the sky bloo?

    I assume you mean Blue, although Bloo kazoo would be an awesome color.

    The sky is blue because of your brain's perception of light refraction.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
29. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Mr. Neko, the wise....

    Why does nekos walk so quietly?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
30. 

    Ichi
    

    Dear Question Master Neko,

    How does your girlfriend put up with your bullshit?

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    

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    Neko Musume Classic
    

    UncommonOtaku said:
    Mr. Neko, the wise....

    Why does nekos walk so quietly?

    You are quite the little curious kitten tonight are you not...

    Nekos do not always walk quietly, but when they do, it is because they have soft pads on their paws that spread force equally across the floor or surface. This cushions any sound that would be normally caused by any excess movement, and is a natural adaption from evolution. Original purpose of the pads included making hunting prey with sensitive ears easier.

    xichisex said:
    Dear Question Master Neko,

    How does your girlfriend put up with your bullshit?

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    Dear Ichi,

    She enjoys my atheist activism, general perverseness, and obsession with large breasts. We have a healthy relationship based on being completely true with one another.

    Your Question Master,
    Neko

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
32. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Mr neighborhood friendly neko, . .

    Why do some tsundere people act like they got a burr up their ass?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
33. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    UncommonOtaku said:
    Mr neighborhood friendly neko, . .

    Why do some tsundere people act like they got a burr up their ass?

    Tis the very nature of tsundere people to act like they have a burr up their ass. Do not take their tsundere attitude so seriously, even if they are being serious.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
34. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Mr. Wise Neko - why did you suggest to Ms Ichi that she pose nekid in the PPOYthread? Don't you already have a spouse (male/female)?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
35. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    UncommonOtaku said:
    Mr. Wise Neko - why did you suggest to Ms Ichi that she pose nekid in the PPOYthread? Don't you already have a spouse (male/female)?

    I suggested to her this, as an answer to her question. Simple enough yes?

    I do have a girlfriend. I praise all (large)breasts equally.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
36. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    Neko_musume said:

    You are quite the little curious kitten tonight are you not...

    Well - you'se axed for questions of a different criteria and since you haven't posted parameters restricting the assinineess of questions to be posed for you to address with your vast knowledge of Neko Wisdom.

    So either you give in to allowing axing the other kinds of questions or we will continue to ax you even more Nekoish Questions.

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
37. 

    Ichi
    

    Dear Question Master Neko,

    In that case then wi-...
    No...

    U-uhm. In that case w-would you like t-t-o...oooo... TALK TO ME ON SKYPE?!

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    

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38. 

    Uncommon0taku
    

    SO meester Wise Neko,... why do they call the road a black top when its obviously merely "gray"?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
39. 

    Neko Musume Classic
    

    xichisex said:
    Dear Question Master Neko,

    In that case then wi-...
    No...

    U-uhm. In that case w-would you like t-t-o...oooo... TALK TO ME ON SKYPE?!

    Sincerely,
    Ichi

    That question's answer is a big affirmative.

    UncommonOtaku said:
    SO meester Wise Neko,... why do they call the road a black top when its obviously merely "gray"?

    I do not know. Vernacular perhaps?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote
40. 

    Gatsby
    

    UncommonOtaku said:
    SO meester Wise Neko,... why do they call the road a black top when its obviously merely "gray"?

    Haven't you ever seen a new road?

    Posted 3 years ago # Quote

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