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  1. OH yes! It's the greatest TV game show for Otaku's ever!

    "MOE Cosplay Battle!"

    The rules are simple, You must "excite" 5 random males dressed in a Cosplay outfit of your choosing - You can act or do anything you want but you must get ALL five Males excited in the time given.

    WIN: You get a $1,000 gift card

    LOSE: The girls endure the PUNISHMENT of being forced into a pseudo intimate setting with the CREEPIEST Male ever on camera - this guy will be a few degrees shy of Semen Handshake.

    The Contestants? why it's AKB48's teen dreams (before the show & group was really popular) - trying to EXCITE men twice their age who are hooked up to machines to determine when they've "popped".

    Maeda Atsuko - Sexy Moe Waitress (wants to serve you!)

    Itano Tomomi - Sexy Lacross girl (wants to score with you!)

    Yuko Oshima - Sexy Nurse (Say Ahhhhh!)

    Now if you're a Sadist like myself - here's just a string of PUNISHMENTS! - the first one is hysterical (a part of her dies in the end of it)

    Remember that chick from AKB48 who went into Porn? Rina Nakanishi (porn Name: Riko Yamaguchi) http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/08/23/akb48-idol-rina-nakanishis-porno-debut/ How did she perform fully clothed? - she's the second girl in this clip (after Yuko's Nurse)
    http://youtu.be/lbItGAgyXWo

    Apparently this 'segment' was from AKBingo before they were big and they were trying to get males to watch the show - This segment was retired because too many female fans complained that it objectified the girls as sex objects...but having them eat fried scorpions or getting hit with powder, water, & pies as PUNISHMENTs in 'Dodge Ball' was OK? - lol.

    You have to admit this was a cool idea for a segment - chicks acting "Moe" and trying to excite guy for Prizes?? If that's in the perverted spirit not Sankaku what is??

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. I have to applaud you for making a relevant thread. I approve, carry on.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. Quality television. Shame the segment got retired.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. I'm surprised there was a hold-out in the first video.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. This thread is win.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. aneko said:
    I'm surprised there was a hold-out in the first video.

    Yes... Mr. Sasaki was a ring-pass-not that NO AKB girl could crack until...What could possibly "Set Him Off?" - You'll see in this clip. **these aren't subbed** so I didn't want to include them in the initial set.

    Sexy Moe Stewardess - crash & burn?? Sexy Moe Police girl - can she get her man??

    These last two are just fuckin' awkward & Strange?? - I wish I had them Subbed.

    Can a 15 year Mayuyu Blushing MOE Bride win their hearts?? Can Yuki Kawawashi (14? 15?) impress them as a Traditional Geisha? (the Black guy in this is hysterical)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. You know what this need?

    !!!Xtreme Cosplay Fighting!!!

    !!!Rin Nakai Will Conquer All!!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Nin

    I had no idea you were such an idol lover, Gantz! I don't know the first thing about AKB0048, but this show is pretty quality. And with your interest in Momoclo, I have renewed respect for you.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. xD This game is hilarious!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. This is actually pretty good.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. Ninsheart said:
    I had no idea you were such an idol lover, Gantz! I don't know the first thing about AKB0048, but this show is pretty quality. And with your interest in Momoclo, I have renewed respect for you.

    LoL - I've always loved certain Japan seiyuus and I like J-Pop. It was inevitable. To be honest, I've had to spread my wings and learn about the "Otaku" ways from others as Sancom is really only good at the perverted stuff.

    I LOOOVE Japanese TV and culture. I love TokyoHive.com and Keyhole TV. Crunchyroll & AnimeNewsNetwork are helpful...I have a complete different ID & personality EVERYWHERE else (but Sancom) for my Otaku pursuits.

    I also like "Super*Girls" but only because of Ami Maeshima ("Amita") she is the most adorable thing. She's so upbeat and cheeky and she knows karate. She creamed some other pop star in a "King of the Mountain" type battle to see who could knock the other over in like 2 seconds.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxBO9Sf5DbA

    I think I love MomoClo best.

    xichisex said:
    xD This game is hilarious!

    Glad you enjoyed it. I think the "Punishment Dodge Ball" games are better. Maybe I'll make a thread about that sometime.

    this website is literally like a YouTube.com of Idol Girls videos
    http://www.vid48.com

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. FUN Test! - i watched the PORN version of AKBingo and the chick the have as the look alike for Yuko Oshima (Nurse) is pretty dam HOT - can you tell the difference??

    Left or Right? They both are stunning

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  13. Lol, Maeda's facial expression was priceless for the last few min of the first vid.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. That was actually quite entertaining. Congratulations, Gantz. Been a while since you last made a thread that wasn't packed with complete bullshit.

    But this just gave me the image of you sitting in a maid cafe and I can't help but feel sorry for those poor maids. (Unless they're the black maffia Maids, anybody remember that? ANYBODY?)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. antika said:
    That was actually quite entertaining. Congratulations, Gantz. Been a while since you last made a thread that wasn't packed with complete bullshit.

    But this just gave me the image of you sitting in a maid cafe and I can't help but feel sorry for those poor maids. (Unless they're the black maffia Maids, anybody remember that? ANYBODY?)

    You wound me Bebe - that you think I'd be anything but Charming & Nice to ladies who would serve me in the food industry.

    You really think I'm that heartless....sad

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. No, I don't think you're heartless. My guess is that since you seem to live at McDonalds, you look like one of those big, weird, gringos and believe me seeing one of those is bad enough. I simply think you'd make them afraid.

    But don't worry, McDonalds still got their doors open for you if the Cafe visit fails.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. I'm actually a Chik-FilA man now. I actually haven't eaten in a McDonalds in almost a year. Wendys, Checkers, Subway...even Burger King.

    I'm done with McD's - I only went there cause they had Free Refills and outlets and comfy booths

    Posted 3 years ago #

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