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  1. Item #: SCP-1020

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: All components of SCP-1020 are to be kept in a storage locker at Sector █. The interior of the locker should be monitored by remote video feed at all times. A United States Postmaster General-approved mailbox is to be maintained along an active United States Postal Service pick-up and delivery route at the closest point possible to Sector █, currently [DATA EXPUNGED]. This mailbox is to be emptied following every active state of SCP-1020, and the resulting letter read and destroyed unless any details in the letter bear further investigation.

    Description: SCP-1020 consists of the following items: A stack of 11 newspapers, a pair of scissors, a jar of rubber cement-style adhesive, a sheaf of 30 sheets of blank white paper, a box of 30 plain letter-sized envelopes, a black ballpoint pen, and a book of 20 stamps. (See Addendum SCP-1020-01)

    The individual components of SCP-1020 cannot be moved more than 4.5 meters away from each other, nor can any barriers be put in place that would prevent the items' interaction. Any effort to do so meets an unidentified matching force opposing the action.

    Once every 7 to 22 days, SCP-1020 enters an active state. The newspapers are opened and scattered, and the scissors apparently levitate and cut out letters and words from the newspapers. The rubber cement is uncapped, and adhesive is applied to the cut-out segments, which are affixed to one or more sheets of paper. The pen scrawls an address on an envelope in shaky letters. About 1 minute later, all pages of the note are folded and inserted into the envelope. The envelope seals, and a stamp is affixed to it. The envelope then vanishes, and reappears in the nearest US Postmaster General-approved mailbox on an active mail pickup route.

    All letters follow the format of a stereotypical ransom note: the supposed writer of the letter claims “I” or “we” have possession of one or more individuals important to the addressee, and makes demands that are to be met at a certain place and time in exchange for the victim's safe return. Letters occasionally contain misspellings.

    Removing the envelope from the mailbox in which it appears, otherwise preventing its delivery to the addressee, reading the envelope, opening the envelope and reading the letter inside all appear to produce no ill effects.

    If the letter is read by the addressee, the stated victim(s) will immediately vanish, regardless of the victim's location or activity at the time.

    Meeting the demands of a letter produced by SCP-1020 invariably results in the return of the victim within 24 hours to their place of disappearance or another nearby safe location, unharmed and with no memory of the time they were gone.

    Recipients are chosen seemingly at random. Letters rarely make demands involving money, and in those cases, the money carries personal value to the recipient or victim. Intercepted letters' demands have included:

    Destruction of family's only vehicle by fire in a local parking lot for return of son.
    Tattooing of a cryptic phrase on the palm of recipient's left hand at a specific tattoo parlor for return of husband
    Cash withdrawal of daughter's entire college fund, followed by random distribution of said cash to strangers at Central Park in New York City for return of said daughter
    Injection of HIV-infected blood into recipient's own veins in exchange for wife (basic Internet search of intended recipient's name indicates he holds an MD and works at ██████ Hospital in ████, ██.)
    No victims have ever been recovered in cases where the demands were not met.

    Addendum 1020-01: Examination of components

    A close examination of components of SCP-1020 reveals several anomalous features. All destroyed or used components are replaced apparently via teleportation from the nearest available source within 1 minute. There appear to be no range limits on this phenomenon, and research involving destruction of the scissors in particular has been discontinued due to general inconvenience for all Sector █ staff. Additional anomalous properties follow.

    Newspapers: Titles and all other text appear to be gibberish, with seemingly random words strung together and interspersed with spaces and punctuation. This attribute applies even to new newspapers that have replaced destroyed ones in the collection via teleportation. Replacement newspapers are still recognizable by photographic content, font styles and layout. SCP-1020 shows no preference for any particular publication, simply taking the necessary number of mostly complete newspapers from as nearby as possible to maintain a collection of 11 total.

    Rubber cement: No amount of force yet applied by researchers can open or break the jar. Forces tested are up to ███ N. The adhesive itself comes from an unknown source, as no rubber cement is commonly used on-site.

    Book of stamps: Individual stamps appear to be teleported directly into the book. SCP-1020 will only take modern stamps in this way. The total number of stamps in the book has never dropped below 12.

    Incident 1020-01: On █/█/20██, at approximately 12:30 p.m. local time, a driver struck and effectively destroyed the mailbox located on ██████ Road, placed there for collection of SCP-1020's letters. A subsequent interview revealed the driver was intoxicated, and there is no indication of any influence by SCP-1020 or any other outside agent. However, timestamp data on footage of SCP-1020 reveals that within 4 seconds, SCP-1020 became extremely active, drafting and teleporting a ██-page letter in less than 2 minutes.

    Prior research had revealed the location of the next-nearest mailbox, and an MTF was dispatched. Mail pickup had already occurred, and the local post office had to be shut down for approximately an hour until the target letter was recovered.

    An image of the letter's first page and envelope front are available for viewing below.

    Letter and envelope retrieved following Incident 1020-01
    Blacked-out portions and subsequent pages give extremely detailed instructions on how to infiltrate Sector █, including staffing details, passcodes, and instructions on how to breach containment on several Euclid-level SCP items, with the end goal of covertly "liberating" and relocating all components of SCP-1020 to a condemned house in █████, ██.

    Note: This was a blatant escape attempt, indicating sapience. Yes, yes, it was a very stupid escape attempt. But as illogical as this will sound, we're apparently dealing with something that is simultaneously stupid and omniscient - for an unknown value of omniscience. Given just how much inadvertent damage could be caused by another "stupid" escape attempt coupled with some bad luck, and averted for the price of placing several backup mailboxes, I'm submitting a request for a very slight budget increase. -Dr. ████

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. tl;dr

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  3. palmtop-tiger said:
    An image of the letter's first page and envelope front are available for viewing below.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. hikikomori1969 said:
    tl;dr

    also if you could explain what this thread is before throwing such a wall, people might be slightly more interested.

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  5. Item #: SCP-247

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-247 is kept in a concrete enclosure of at least ███ by ███ meters, furnished based on the plans provided by the [REDACTED] Zoo and lined with SCP-148 offset from the rest of Site-██ by at least ten (10) meters in order to mitigate its psychic effect. (We don’t have enough telekill to waste it on containing kittens. - O5-█). SCP-247 is to be fed 18 kilograms of fresh meat on a tri-weekly basis. Feeding occurs in a separate enclosure. Cleaning staff should enter the enclosure only during designated feeding times. No other access to the enclosure is allowed. The footage resulting from any violation of this order is to be archived for use in training the cleaning and monitoring staff of SCP-247. In the unlikely event that there are any survivors of a containment violation, they will be demoted to D-class.

    In case of a containment breach, the entire wing must be evacuated and all live footage of the incident heavily censored. The area SCP-247 occupies will be sealed off and gassed, followed by the return of SCP-247 to containment. If for any reason this should become impossible, a retrieval team will be sent in armed with heavy tranquilizer rifles. Retrieval team Agents must be specially selected for high reflexes, excellent marksmanship, unquestioning obedience, and low empathy scores.

    Description: To the human eye, SCP-247 appears to be a young female house cat with an orange and black striped coat resembling that of a tiger. Remote feeds and even still photos also show this illusion, although it is unknown whether the photo itself is affected or merely the observer.

    Based on weight, water displacement, and dental moulds made from bite marks, we have determined that SCP-247 is actually a fully grown Bengal Tiger. It is unknown exactly how the subject generates this illusion. There are two components to the illusion: first, a memetic effect that changes the perceived image of SCP-247 to that of a kitten, and second, a psychic component which radiates outward from the subject (diminishing according to the inverse square law and reaching half strength at █ meters). Any sentient being within this field comes under the impression that SCP-247 is completely harmless, regardless of prior knowledge or experience. Individuals in this field also show extreme reluctance to harm or allow others to harm SCP-247, even while [DATA EXPUNGED]. This psychic field can be blocked with SCP-148 or avoided by striking from well outside its effective range. The memetic effect is not blocked by SCP-148 and as of yet no one has been able to see SCP-247 as anything but a small striped cat.

    Typically when a human approaches SCP-247, it will begin to purr or mew. The victim will remark that this is adorable and approach to pet the subject (this has been observed even in persons who strongly dislike cats). SCP-247 has been known to accept affection from its victims for upwards of seven minutes before disemboweling and devouring them.

    Genetic analysis shows slight deviation from a typical Bengal Tiger's genotype, indicating possible contamination [DATA EXPUNGED] all further breeding experiments require O5 level approval. The resulting hybrids have been designated SCP-247-1; see Experiment Log 247a-14 for more details.

    Addendum 247a: A series of tests in exposing SCP-247 and the Control subjects to various non-human animals. Control testing took place in an exact replica of SCP-247’s enclosure. Control A is a yellow kitten matching SCP-247’s apparent size and age. Control B is a fully grown Bengal Tiger matching SCP-247’s actual weight.

    Experiment Log 247a-01
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: A mixed breed dog, mostly terrier. A known cat-chaser.
    Control Test A: Subject immediately began barking and ran at the control, which retreated up a nearby tree.
    Control Test B: Subject cowered in the corner as far from the control as possible. Control took no notice of subject.
    Results: Subject ran toward SCP-247, barking loudly. At approximately five (5) meters away subject slowed to a halt and became silent. At this point, SCP-247 rolled over made a ‘mewing’ sound believed to be a sign of annoyance. The subject retreated to a far corner of the enclosure with its tail between its legs.
    Notes: That was extremely odd. Further testing recommended. - Researcher S████
    Approved. - O5-█

    Experiment Log 247a-02i-ii
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: A male tabby kitten with the same apparent age as SCP-247.
    Control Test A: Subject played with the control in the manner expected of kittens.
    Control Test B: Subject climbed a tree and attempted to hide itself from the control, displaying visible signs of terror.
    Results (test i): Subject approached SCP-247 and mewed. SCP-247 responded in kind and played with the tabby kitten. The resulting footage is extremely odd; at one point SCP-247 lifts the subject (which appears to be the same size as SCP-247) with a single forepaw, while at another point SCP-247 lifts the subject with its mouth, clearly showing that its mouth is much larger than it appears to be. The leading researcher characterized this as adorable but remarked that it gave him “a ███ headache.” Due to a faulty recorder, this test had to be repeated.
    Results (test ii): Subject approached SCP-247 as above. SCP-247 made a deep purring sound, analogous to a growl. Subject reacted as in control test B.
    Notes: This seems to indicate 247 has some degree of conscious control over its apparent appearance. - Researcher S████

    Experiment Log 247a-03
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: An adult male deer, a normal prey animal for a Bengal Tiger. (Control B and SCP-247 were not fed for 3 days prior to this experiment.)
    Control Test A: Subject grazed. Control fell asleep two minutes into the experiment.
    Control Test B: Control attacked, killed and devoured subject, which behaved normally for a deer trapped in an enclosed space with a large predator.
    Results: Subject began grazing as in control test A. SCP-247 approached it calmly and killed it with a single bite to the neck, then proceeded to devour the subject. (Test was repeated without SCP-247 being forced to fast. SCP-247 completely ignored the subject for over a day before apparently becoming hungry and killing it, again with a single bite to the neck.)
    Notes: SCP-247 seems to prefer humans, both as food and for entertainment. Other prey animals presented to SCP-247 were all killed in a single strike, while humans are invariably allowed to pet the SCP for some time before being killed and are sometimes mauled and ‘played’ with the way a cat will play with a mouse. Furthermore, the SCP has killed every human it has had the opportunity to kill regardless of hunger. - Researcher S████

    Experiment Log 247a-08
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: An adult female chimpanzee.
    Control Test A: Subject and control ignored one another.
    Control Test B: Subject retreated to a tree, showing some signs of unease. Control displayed some curiosity towards the subject but did not attack.
    Results: Subject approached SCP-247, made noises identified as signs of affection, and began to groom SCP-247. SCP-247 allowed the subject to groom it for over an hour, then messily killed and devoured it.
    Notes: This seems to be its typical reaction to unfamiliar prey animals. It seems to prefer to prey on apes with advanced social behaviour. Experiments with gorillas and other social apes have shown similar results. Essentially, SCP-247 is a large predator that has somehow adapted to take advantage of the largest available food source — humans. We should investigate all future reports of man-eating tigers in case there are more of these things. - Researcher S████

    Experiment Log 247a-12
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: An adult female grizzly bear.
    Control Test A: Control fled up a tree in terror. Subject ignored it.
    Control Test B: Subject and control acted nervously and gave one another as large a berth as possible.
    Results: Initially subject and SCP-247 ignored one another. At one point subject came very close to SCP-247, resulting in SCP-247 giving a warning growl. Subject responded with hostility. Test aborted due to possible harm to SCP-247; subject tranquilized by Foundation personnel and subsequently killed by SCP-247.
    Notes: Future tests involving animals potentially capable of killing or injuring a Bengal Tiger are cancelled. - Researcher S████

    Experiment Log 247a-13
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: An adult female Bengal Tiger
    Control Test A: Control fled up a tree in terror. Subject ignored it.
    Control Test B: Subject and control greeted one another, established the order of social dominance, then both fell asleep.
    Results: Identical to control test B.
    Notes: Interestingly SCP-247 was the beta animal in this interaction. - Researcher S████

    Experiment Log 247a-14
    Date: ██/██/2010
    Test Subject: An adult male Bengal Tiger
    Control Test A: Control fled up a tree in terror. Subject ignored it.
    Control Test B: Omitted, record of normal Bengal tiger mating behaviour substituted.
    Results: As expected based on control B. [DATA EXPUNGED].
    Notes: Researcher S████ has been removed from this project for lax security in his experiments, although in light of his injuries further disciplinary measures have been deemed unnecessary. [DATA EXPUNGED], which seems to have benefited from a form of ‘hybrid vigor’, has been designated SCP-247-1. Considering that SCP-247 is likely to have bred naturally in the wild, Mobile Task Force Iota-5 ("Tiger Bait") has been formed and assigned to hunt down and contain or destroy all incidences of the hybrid SCP-247-1. - O5-█

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. It's this, anyway: http://www.scp-wiki.net/main

    I don't know why quoting instead of linking should be necessary.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. Seriously

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  8. Yeah Mere, seriously? :Y

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  9. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that this isn't actually palmtop.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. giascle said:
    Yeah Mere, seriously? :Y

    Hi there.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. Item #: SCP-055

    Object Class: Keter

    Special Containment Procedures: Object is kept within a five (5) by five (5) by two point five (2.5) meter square room constructed of cement (fifty (50) centimeter thickness), with a Faraday cage surrounding the cement walls. Access is via a heavy containment door measuring two (2) by two point five (2.5) meters constructed on bearings to ensure door closes and locks automatically unless held open deliberately. Security guards are NOT to be posted outside SCP-055's room. It is further advised that all personnel maintaining or studying other SCP objects in the vicinity try to maintain a distance of at least fifty (50) meters from the geometric center of the room, as long as this is reasonably practical.

    Description: SCP-055 is a "self-keeping secret" or "anti-meme". Information about SCP-055's physical appearance as well as its nature, behavior, and origins is self-classifying. To clarify:

    How Site 19 originally acquired SCP-055 is unknown.
    When SCP-055 was obtained, and by whom, is unknown.
    SCP-055's physical appearance is unknown. It is not merely indescribable, or invisible: individuals are perfectly capable of entering SCP-055's container and observing it, taking mental or written notes, making sketches, taking photographs, and even making audio/video recordings. An extensive log of such observations is on file. However, information about SCP-055's physical appearance "leaks" out of a human mind soon after such an observation. Individuals tasked with describing SCP-055 afterwards find their minds wandering and lose interest in the task; individuals tasked with sketching a copy of a photograph of SCP-055 are unable to remember what the photograph looks like, as are researchers overseeing these tests. Security personnel who have observed SCP-055 via closed-circuit television cameras emerge after a full shift exhausted and effectively amnesiac about the events of the previous hours.
    Who authorized the construction of SCP-055's containment room, why it was constructed in this way, or what the purpose of the described Containment Procedures may be, are all unknown.
    Despite SCP-055's container being easily accessible, all personnel at Site 19 claim no knowledge of SCP-055's existence when challenged.
    All of these facts are periodically rediscovered, usually by chance readers of this file, causing a great deal of alarm. This state of concern lasts minutes at most, before the matter is simply forgotten about.

    A great deal of scientific data has been recorded from SCP-055, but cannot be studied.

    At least one attempt has been made to destroy SCP-055, or possibly move it from containment at Site 19 to another site, meeting failure for reasons unknown.

    SCP-055 may present a major physical threat and indeed may have killed many hundreds of personnel, and we would not know it. Certainly it presents a gigantic memetic/mental threat, hence its Keter classification.

    Document #055-1: An Analysis of SCP-055

    The author puts forward the hypothesis that SCP-055 was never formally acquired by ████████████ ████████ and is in fact an autonomous or remotely-controlled agent, inserted at Site 19 by an unidentified third party for one or all of the following purposes:

    to silently observe, or interfere with, activities at Site 19
    to silently observe, or interfere with, activities at other SCP locations
    to silently observe, or interfere with, activities of humanity worldwide
    to silently observe, or interfere with, other SCP objects
    to silently observe, or interfere with, ████████████
    No action to counter any of these potential threats is suggested, or indeed theoretically possible.

    Addendum A:

    Hey, if this thing really is an "anti-meme", why doesn't the fact that it's an "anti-meme" get wiped? We must be wrong about that somehow. Wait a minute, what if we were to keep notes about what it isn't? Would we remember those? Bartholomew Hughes, NSA

    Document #055-2: Report of Dr. John Marachek

    Survey team #19-055-127BXE was successfully able to enter SCP-055's container and ascertain the appearance and, to some degree, the nature of the object. Notes were taken according to the project methodology (see ████████████), after which the container was sealed again.

    Excerpt from a transcript of personnel debriefing follows:

    Dr. Hughes: Okay, I'm going to need to ask you some questions about number 55 now.
    ███████: Number what?
    Dr. Hughes: SCP object 55. The object you just examined.
    ███████: Um, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think we have a 55.
    Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, ███████, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours.
    ███████: What? I… <subject appears uncomfortable> … I don't know.

    Dr. Hughes: Okay, then, do you remember that we all agreed that it wasn't spherical?
    ███████: That what wasn't… Oh! Right! It isn't round at all! Object 55 isn't round!
    Dr Hughes: So you remember it now?

    ███████: Well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is one. It's something you can't remember. And it's not a sphere.

    Dr Hughes: Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?

    ███████: Object 55.
    Dr Hughes: Object what?
    ███████: Doc, do you remember agreeing that something wasn't shaped like a sphere?
    Dr. Hughes: Oh, right!

    It appears to be possible to remember what SCP-055 is not (negations of fact), and to repeatedly deduce its existence from these memories.

    Personnel involved in Survey #19-055-127BXE reported moderate levels of disorientation and psychological trauma associated with cycles of repeated memory and forgetfulness of SCP-055. However, no long-term behavioral or health problems were observed, and psych assessments of survey personnel showed consistent reports of this distress fading over time.

    Recommendations: It may be worthwhile to post at least one staff member capable of remembering the existence of SCP-055 to each critical site.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. oh no, Dr. Hughes. Why did you have to die, Hughes? WHY!?

    Posted 3 years ago #

  13. Deth is online. It's just a matter of time now.

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  14. What in the name of all that is palmtop-sized?

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  15. Holy shit this thing won't die!

    I guess none of you are fans of shows like MIB or the X-files, exploring the possibilities of extra-terrestrial, -dimensional, and -universal THINGS. Just go back to your generic moe schoolgirl animes.

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  16. Bad guess.

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  17. who let the dogs out?

    wof! wof wof wof wof!

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  18. Vegio said:
    who let the dogs out?

    And the high horses?

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    HKE

    palmtop-tiger said:
    I guess none of you are fans of shows like MIB or the X-files, exploring the possibilities of extra-terrestrial, -dimensional, and -universal THINGS. Just go back to your generic moe schoolgirl animes.

    If you want us to participate or whatever the fuck you were thinking at least give us some damn instrutions or tell us about this shit rather that paste a complete long ass log or whatever the fuck it was that , is really difficult to not go in tl;dr mode when you dont give us some highlights about this .... emh thing? at least ,if you didnt know

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  20. HKE said:

    If you want us to participate or whatever the fuck you were thinking at least give us some damn instrutions or tell us about this shit rather that paste a complete long ass log or whatever the fuck it was that , is really difficult to not go in tl;dr mode when you dont give us some highlights about this .... emh thing? at least ,if you didnt know

    Am I the only one that did not read through the whole thing?.

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