http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-radio-and-tv-17359461
Once again, the japs have outdone themselves in their faggotry. This time, they're paying ridiculous amounts of money for fruit. $200 for a melon, $25 for an apple or $7 for a single strawberry. Filthy foreign fruit incurs a hefty tariff in order to protect Japan's autistic and obsessive-compulsive farmers.
Melons are apparently so precious to the Japs that they put hats on them to protect them from the sun. They probably also give them names. Like melon-tan.
I know want to see a fruit-themed slice of life anime, with a polite and intelligent but timid melon from an upper class family acting as the sidekick to a group of normal, average strawberries and apples.

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