In case this is old news or should better serve its purpose in another thread, I leave to Deth to close or relocate.
Apparently Greece added Pedophilia to their list of disabilities that come with government benefits.
http://news.yahoo.com/furor-greece-over-pedophilia-disability-174002476.html
I'm torn between feeling this is rofl and retarded as hell.
comments? please discuss
*rumble*
Do you hear that?
It's the sound of a thousand sankakuans fleeing to Greece.
step 1 - flee to Greece
step 2 - seek political asylum under grounds of prosecution (being a pedo and whatnot)
step 3 - claim disability (again, being a pedo and whatnot)
step 4 - gather all the Greek lolis
step 5 - ??????
step 6 - PROFIT!
Only one downside:
The Greek lolis all have moustaches
kudichan said:
Only one downside:The Greek lolis all have moustaches
That and Greece doesn't exactly have the means to give out disability checks.
But I guess if you want to be an otherwise productive person...
too much work- I'll just stick to jackin' off.
Finally! A country that will pay me for fapping to lolis!
I FUCKING CALLED IT. About a year ago i started telling people(close friends and family) that this kinda thing would probably happen. though TBH i thought it would take more time but damn. Then again not that surprising i've been calling accurate long shots since i was a kid.
As for my take meh whatever. I mean if it stays they're just returning to their roots and nature so no skin off my back..Maybe some kids but not mine(that was black humor in case you couldn't guess).
they don't even know what's keeping them from falling in the abyss of financial collapse, they haven't been doing anything worth mentioning for years, they witness riots and almost a civil war, and this is what the government came up with?
Hats off, really. There's a place worse than here.
Yeah what Vegio said :/ this is retarded as all hell.
They are convinced spending more money you don't have on free rides will free them from poverty. Not sure they know how economics works.
I dunno greek pedos like plato and Socrates did just fine despite their disability.
the cradle of civilization has come far *snerk*
for a serious moment though... we all know pedo's are sick. but what if they're actually sick, then they could in theory be entitled to some aid. personally I don't think said aid should come in the form of money, but actual *help*.
I digress.
What the fuck is wrong with the Greek government?
If I didn't know better, I'd say they were Turkish spies plotting to ruin the country.
all the smarts Greece had died out some 2000 years ago, just like China.
:O, what the fuck is this, I don't even........
pedo bear approved.
Being a pedo does not make you disabled now get back to driving that ice cream truck.
Free money for being a sicko... it is seriously tempting
lol you're kidding right? They don't even have any money! No wonder the Greeks are so pissed off at their "government".
pilandi said:
lol you're kidding right? They don't even have any money! No wonder the Greeks are so pissed off at their "government".
The most surprising thing is they're even more in debt then the US government which is hard to believe as the US government spends money like a drunken sailor and deals with this particular problem and several others in an even more expensive manner.
Greece must have government officials who make people like Joe Arpaio look honest.
Mr Arpaio is a notorious and very corrupt sheriff in Phoenix Arizona who has stolen about 80 million USD in tax payer money.
Seriously though I don't see this being a disability the most it should garner is free government mandated psychiatric treatment and drugs.
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