So, I recently came across this
Child beauty pageants are creepy as fuck and obvious paedo-bait, so I already had a pretty low opinion of them. But this fucking family:
They're like a walking advertisement for eugenics. God-fucking-dammit. It's like they managed to combine every single rage inducing quality into one single family. I'm amazed that the little land whale managed to come second; maybe that's because obesity has become so common that having the body of a walrus is now seen as healthy.
How the fuck did these borderline abusive pageants manage to become big business? Does the sun fry people's brains in the Deep South?
I take some comfort in the knowledge that in twenty years' time, Alana and all the other contestants will be a crack whores giving blowjobs in the street in downtown BFE.

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