Loli beauty pageants, or why the world hates America

Started 4 years ago by Kudi, currently has 36 posts - latest post is by Antiveli

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Kudi

So, I recently came across this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2083119/Toddlers-Tiaras-mothers-DOPING-daughters-drinks-spiked-pageant-crack.html

Child beauty pageants are creepy as fuck and obvious paedo-bait, so I already had a pretty low opinion of them. But this fucking family:

They're like a walking advertisement for eugenics. God-fucking-dammit. It's like they managed to combine every single rage inducing quality into one single family. I'm amazed that the little land whale managed to come second; maybe that's because obesity has become so common that having the body of a walrus is now seen as healthy.

How the fuck did these borderline abusive pageants manage to become big business? Does the sun fry people's brains in the Deep South?

I take some comfort in the knowledge that in twenty years' time, Alana and all the other contestants will be a crack whores giving blowjobs in the street in downtown BFE.

Posted 4 years ago #
McSquid

^It does. Almost all Southern states are dominated by such people...

Posted 4 years ago #
桂言葉死
I don't have a HIGH opinion concerning these type of pageants as well...

as you said...

kudichan said:

Child beauty pageants are creepy as fuck and obvious paedo-bait, so I already had a pretty low opinion of them.

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Yes, I agree on this aspect... CREEPY!
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Posted 4 years ago #
gundam4ever2

I thought the article said "Loli beauty pregnant" For some reason.

I never watch these show.
I always figured there was something bad going on behind the scene with children beauty pageants.

Now back to looking at Jr. Idols.

Posted 4 years ago #
☆ БОSS ☆

Weird, dumb, strange

though I have to say that little girl is very funny

Posted 4 years ago #
Kudi
The amount of makeup makes them look like dolls. And that includes the "not alive" aspect of dollness. They're right at the bottom of uncanny valley.

And here's the worst thing, the most horrifying revelation:

Those girls are what our beloved Hinaichigo would look like in real life.
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Posted 4 years ago #
Nin

I'd give her a prize too, if I saw she comes with such a dangerous mother.

Posted 4 years ago #
H-Ero

I stopped watching after about 30 seconds when that ugly thing said ~~she~~ it was a beauty queen.

Posted 4 years ago #
Neko Musume Classic

Anyone who supports this shit is fucking crazy. Oh look! America is one of the leading pushers of fake beauty in adolescents.

America is bat shit crazy.

Posted 4 years ago #
Nin

H-Ero said:
I stopped watching after about 30 seconds when that ugly thing said ~~she~~ it was a beauty queen.

You're mising out on that lovely face at 4:32.

Posted 4 years ago #
Abra

I felt like throwing up as I ate my subway sanwhich watching this BUT OH MAH GAWD PAGEANT CRACK!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLO

Posted 4 years ago #
jayizdrunk

Ehh this is an old tradition. Doesn't make sense, and raging against it doesn't change much. Those people are stuck in their ways, and it's easy to laugh at their hypocrisy.

What's sad is that little girl will grow up and realize how un-fucking-important she is despite all the things daddy & Coupon Queen told her.

Posted 4 years ago #
Nin

jayizdrunk said:
What's sad is that little girl will grow up and realize how un-fucking-important she is despite all the things daddy & Coupon Queen told her.

She won't realise.

Posted 4 years ago #
Dombossu

:L

Posted 4 years ago #
H-Ero

Ninsheart said:
You're mising out on that lovely face at 4:32.

Fine, I'll give the video another chance. But that face better be lovely.

EDIT:

Oh god, that face... That face wasn't lovely at all. You lied to me, Nin ;_;

Posted 4 years ago #
Mere

HONEY BOO BOO CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDDD

Posted 4 years ago #
Kudi
Ninsheart said:

You're mising out on that lovely face at 4:32.

I have a new favourite reaction image.

Bitch looks like she's just been told that Popeye's has run out of chicken.
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Posted 4 years ago #
Dombossu

lmao

Posted 4 years ago #
Eleriel

Suddenly I feel normal and well-adjusted again.
Thank you, Ultimate Scumbag.

Posted 4 years ago #
Zetsumei
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gundam4ever2 said:

Now back to looking at Jr. Idols.
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