mere said:
It took less than one page for this to become disturbing. *claps*
But it took more than one post. Sancon, I am disappoint.
mere said:
It took less than one page for this to become disturbing. *claps*
But it took more than one post. Sancon, I am disappoint.
mere said:
^My ideal sex life
So, you have none at all? I don´t belive it.
But without some kinky stuff it gets boring after a while.
mere said:
Good enough for a poke.
I wanna tie you up in the barn and let the animals have at ya first
If a burrito is made with scrambled eggs, bacon, and breakfast sausage is there no crime since there was no supposed victim. Well good sir, the victim was common decency battered, abused, and raped lying on the floor in her own hollandaise. Will no one weep for the victim? Will no one prosecute the monster who perpetrated this offense against everything good and honest in the culinary world? No one ever thought to ask what the burrito wanted. Did anyone think she didn't want to be made into such an abomination as a breakfast burrito? For shame for denying her pain. For shame for denying her humiliation. For shame for denying her suffering
dirtypair said:
So, you have none at all? I don´t belive it.
I'm a virgin.
mere said:
I'm a Virginian.
ヽ(。◇°)ノ
ladybane said:
What would your ideal sex life be like? What would the dynamics of your average sex session look like? I don't want hardcore details about it like some otaku fanfic.
I get more pleasure out of giving than receiving. Seeing my partner enjoying themselves makes me the happiest, so I would concentrate on giving them a full body massage, followed by enthusiastic fingering and breast-sucking. Maybe some cunnilingus to mix it up, provided that this lady is paipan. If she were on the Pill, we could have intercourse, maybe try a couple of different positions, then bask in the afterglow, spoon, and fall asleep in the same bed. When she and I wake up, we'd have fun showering together and washing each other, but that wouldn't lead to anything serious.
So, does that answer your question?
mere said:
I'm a virgin.
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dirtypair said:
I don´t belive it.
giascle said:
ヽ(。◇°)ノ
kyubey said:
I like the Cirno one better.
Nobody cares what you like.
What's so hard to believe about it?
mere said:
I'm a virgin.
Same.
Even if you're a virgin surely you still must have some idea at least how your ideal "first time" would go?
mitsuko said:
Even if you're a virgin surely you still must have some idea at least how your ideal "first time" would go?
Hmm. I dunno. I don't really have a big desire to have sex with anyone, and thinking about myself in a sexual situation makes me a bit squeamish.
mere said:
I'm a virgin.
The proper term would be 'apprentice on his way to becoming a wizard'.
mere said:
What's so hard to believe about it?
On SanCom? It's like saying you breathe air.
mere said:
Hmm. I dunno. I don't really have a big desire to have sex with anyone, and thinking about myself in a sexual situation makes me a bit squeamish.
That's perfectly normal, someday you'll have an encounter and it will give you a better idea
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