pertaining to the utter ridiculous convesations you've heard or participated in. Setting the bar is me with this gem:
1st man: "Dude, we need to talk."
2nd man: "Yeah?"
1st man: "Look, I know we're friends, and we've known each other for years, but I don't think I can hang around you anymore..."
2nd man: "What?"
1st man: "It's not you alright. I can understand your obsession with anime, heck I got a few episodes of Naruto myself on dvd. I can understand you like tentacle porn. I can even understand that you're a lolicon. But dude, you're a brony."
2nd man: "So...?"
1st man: "DUDE!!! You're a frickin brony man! A guy who likes my little pony. There's a freakin Pinky Pie plushy in your bed!!! I just can handle that man..."
2nd man: "Oh... okay... I see... Yeah well it was a good run right. Guess I'll have to break in a new best friend."
1st man: "Look, I'm sorry but..."
2nd man: "No, it's cool... It's fine... I just need to expand my horizons..."
By this point I didn't hear anymore due to my mind shutting down for fear of combustion...

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