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1. 

   Pantsu~kudasai
   

   You know you got them, now share them!

   I'll start:

   It was my buddy Paul's birthday, so his girlfriend arranged for me and two other of his friends to go to his favorite strip club (she was a cool bitch). We had a good time, she lapdanced him and all, but the problem is that I must remain sited and calm while I drink, else I get drunk really fast.

   Well sure enough I was yelling and dancing and bouncing all over the place, and this was a BYOB strip club (in Houston the full nude bars are BYOB as they cant sell alcohol, they jack up the cover and soft drinks, but I digress) so we had a cooler full of beer and two bottles of Buchanans, so I got shit faced.

   Paul took me outside and let me rest inside his girlfriend's truck (she drove him there and I tagged along). Before long I threw up all over the place and called Paul from my cell "Dude... I think I puked in Carol's truck". So I killed the party hahaha, it's ok tho, it was almost 2am, so it was closing time.

   Paul was nice enough to let me crash at his place. He placed an air mattress in his room, and I think I saw him and Carol fuck, but I was too drunk so it may have been a dream lol. Next morning I left his place in shame and with a massive headache, and thank Haruhi at the time I used to carry extra clothes in my trunk for such occasions (I had left my car at his place).

   Two days later we went to the flea market... in Carol's truk. That think smelled so nasty of my puke, I kept apologizing and bought them both turkey legs at the flea market. Soon after they broke up and I moved out of Houston, haven't heard from Paul since (2007)

   And thats my story, I have more but first you fuckers share some of yours XD

   Posted 4 years ago #
2. 

   Nin
   

   Well, you gave them turkey legs and the smell of vomit to remember you by, so I'm sure they have fond memories of you.

   If the smell remained that bad though, I'm sure she didn't clean her truck out properly.

   Posted 4 years ago #
3. 

   Trepiz
   

   i have better acid stories, but here is one i can kinda remember....

   this is what i remember arriving at the party opening a bottle of liquor, socializing till i start to blackout. people trying to keep me from leaving some guys house. pretending to pass out so i can make my escape into the horrible thunder storm outside. then my memory fragments, i was walking alot of rain, a bridge, peeing on a office building, waking up in my friends front yard still down pouring, my high school football field, arriving home some 5 hours after i left i was told. next morning i woke up with a new contact in my phone that read cocaine.

   evidently in an attempt to not get a minor consumption ticket my strategy was to march home like i was in some ww2 nazi military parade. it worked atleast. all around it was a good time.

   Posted 4 years ago #
4. 

   Lucifer
   

   I guess I'll share..

   Happened when I was about 19 or 20 years old during a New Years party at my uncle's house.

   I am the eldest son, so It was my duty to drink up and be part of the alpha males among my family. I sorta hesitated at first because every time I take a sip of alcohol, I greatly disliked the taste. But I was pushed into drinking and started with light beers, I had about 4-5 initially. That gotten me tipsy. Then I was encouraged to drink heavier stuff; from Vodka, Rum to Wine, I consumed them all.

   By then I was really wasted and alcohol was my drink through out the night.

   I was losing my balance and started to talk incoherently. So, I taken outside to loosen up and away from the alcohol. I remembered it all still believe it or not.

   I saw my cousin outside who just arrived to the party. So, without thinking, I walked to him and wanted to make conversation. One thing lead to another and I became violent and started to throw fists at him. Naturally, there was no way I could hit him in my current state. He had enough and I was punched on the face and landed on the ground sobbing. My other cousin took pity on me and tried to get me home. I was taken into her car, and I then vomited all over her back seats and carpet.

   I past out..

   I woke the next day with a pool of vomit on the bed that I was sleeping in. I was told from my brother that I gotten out of the car and chased after my cousin who had punched me. But I was held back from other relatives and taken home immediately. There I was making friends with my toilet and my mom holding my head hair back so my head won't fall into the bowl. I was also told I ruined the mood of the party and some people had a different perspective view of me now.

   I knew then, I was a light-weight drinker.

   Posted 4 years ago #
5. 

   Neko Musume Classic
   

   LuciferOniichan said:
   I guess I'll share..

   Happened when I was about 19 or 20 years old during a New Years party at my uncle's house.

   By then I was really wasted and alcohol was my drink through out the night.

   I past out..

   I knew then, I was a light-weight drinker.

   The TL;DR version.

   Posted 4 years ago #
6. 

   Baronight
   

   i would love to have these kind of experience...
   too bad most of my friends are not heavy drinker...
   and they tend to just call it a day when im just feeling tipsy

   Posted 4 years ago #
7. 

   Lucifer
   

   Neko_musume said:

   The TL;DR version.

   Lol, but then that can be any drunken fool.

   Posted 4 years ago #
8. 

   Sorrior
   

   baronight said:
   i would love to have these kind of experience...
   too bad most of my friends are not heavy drinker...
   and they tend to just call it a day when im just feeling tipsy

   Take the alternate route get the flu then go partying same felling as getting vomit class drunk. Well aside from finding out what kind you are I just talk more and lose motor skills oh and get sleepy rest of me stays the same somehow and give me 3 hours at most and I'll be in hangover state w/o sleep with it I'll be right as rain soon as I wake.

   Posted 4 years ago #
9. 

   Baronight
   

   ^i'm at lost...

   Posted 4 years ago #
10. 

    King Tiger
    

    one time I had a deep and meaningful conversation with a door we discussed everything from politics to anime :3

    moral of the story: never mix Heineken with Hennessy

    Posted 4 years ago #
11. 

    Sorrior
    

    baronight said:
    ^i'm at lost...

    Lol oka basically it's not fun to be even half as smashed as alot of these guys have been. Second bit was what type of drunk I am.

    Posted 4 years ago #
12. 

    Pantsu~kudasai
    

    Being drunk is not fun, what's fun is when you think back on all the dumb shit you did while you were drunk, if you can remember any of it lol.

    I drink in moderation now, like Hank Hill

    

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13. 

    Sorrior
    

    pantsukudasai said:
    Being drunk is not fun, what's fun is when you think back on all the dumb shit you did while you were drunk, if you can remember any of it lol.

    I drink in moderation now, like Hank Hill

    

    Yeah imagine getting drunk as in piling drunk yet retaining your sense of self(thus no wack antics) AND all the memories of it. Not fun not fun at all and sadly that's the type I am. I WILL talk more I WILL get sleepy as fuck(but I never passout and can push through if needed just hard) and I WILL lose some motor control. But my personality and sanity DO NOT go away so no wack stories just memories I'd me feeling like I had the flu for a bit.

    Posted 4 years ago #
14. 

    Pantsu~kudasai
    

    the most annoying thing that happens to me is that I piss A LOT! lol. I dont get sleepy, but I too get a bit more talkative.

    What is weird/annoys me is, say I drink until 3am, I go to bed and wake up at 7am, wide awake, not sleepy. IT fucken annoys me!

    Posted 4 years ago #
15. 

    Mistress Antika
    

    I personally think I become a total pain in the ass. The day before yesterday for example, I was out with two friends that I was planing to hook up. So we went drinking and later I took them with me to a place where we could dance and after that they told me to go with them to the girls house that was like 6min from the place. So we went there and I lay on the couch and I "fall asleep". And they seriously think I'm sleeping and start doing their thing. So I move every now and then, say stuff and they always go "Shhh-- she's gonna wake up!".

    It was like for a while 'til I decided to let them be and "woke up" and went home.

    Other things that happens is that I get totally aggressive. For example, if someone is staring at me on the subway or somewhere else outside, I go fucking rage and say stuff like "WTF are you looking at, retard!?". Well, not that I wouldn't say that when I'm sober put it simply gets worse when I'm drunk.

    And finally, I can be a total "HUUUGZ" person so my friends warn others before we go out like "She may hug you or kiss you and stuff but that's the alcohol, not her, just so you know OK?". CLEARLY I've broken hearts in my drunk condition (personally, I don't think I'm the one to blame).

    Oh I can't remember anything else at the moment.

    Posted 4 years ago #
16. 

    Trini D. King
    

    pantsukudasai said:
    a BYOB strip club

    "Bring Your Own Bitch" ? What?

    Posted 4 years ago #
17. 

    Mistress Antika
    

    triniking1234 said:

    "Bring Your Own Bitch" ? What?

    That made me lol.

    Posted 4 years ago #
18. 

    Sukunai
    

    Been memory loss fucking wasted drunk twice in my life and both times in my 20s.

    First time, I was coooooompletely unaware what it was like. I did not enjoy it at all.

    Several years later I 'thought' I was being cool drinking way too much gin and tonic way too fast. It was not cool not clever and it was also the last time.

    1 beer, fine, 2-3 beers if someone else bought it. More than 3 forms of drink in a day becomes almost immediately stupid.

    Posted 4 years ago #
19. 

    Abra
    

    I was around twelvwe the first time I got drunk. I went to a friends new years party and asked some old woman where the apple juice was, the nice old lady handed me some licquor and told me it was apple juice. Me being an apple juice addict drank it all, and then went for more.

    Posted 4 years ago #
20. 

    Trini D. King
    

    I only had one drunk moment in my life.

    After my 7th year graduation, I went for some drinks with some of my classmates; Niggas A,B,C and D. The next morning:
    - I woke up with Nigga B's date
    - A hour later, I found out Nigga A was in jail.
    - Nigga B was on the other side of the fucking island.
    - Nigga C lost Nigga D
    - Nigga D turned up the next day.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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