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1. 

   Master Evil The Return!
   

   Ok guys post here laws you found about countries around the world.
   Its for the lolz factor, about some of the insane shit that is going on, so here is some I received in a email. enjoy to the brim.

   "In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have

   sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

   Having sexual relations with a male animal

   is punishable by death.

   (Like THAT makes sense.)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine

   a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

   directly at them during the examination. He may

   only see their reflection in a mirror.

   (Do they look different reversed?)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals

   of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

   The sex organs of the deceased must be covered

   with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

   (A brick?)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia

   is decapitation.

   (Much worse than 'going blind!')

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   There are men in Guam whose full-time job

   is to travel the countryside and deflower young

   virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

   sex for the first time

   Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

   forbidden for virgins to marry.

   (Let's just think for a minute; is there

   any job anywhere else in the world that even

   comes close to this?)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally

   allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but

   may only do so with her bare hands.

   The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,

   may be killed in any manner desired.

   (Ah! Justice!)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool ,

   England - but only in tropical fish stores.

   (But of course!)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have

   sex with her husband, and the first time this happens,

   her mother must be in the room to witness the act..

   (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

   In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man

   to have sex with a woman and her daughter

   at the same time.

   (I presume this was a big enough problem that

   they had to pass this law?)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms

   from vending machines with one exception:

   Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

   machine only in places where alcoholic beverages

   are sold for consumption on the premises.'

   (Is this a great country or what?

   Well,... not as great as Guam !)

   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*"

   Thank you (identity of sender hidden), this was a good lol.

   NOW POST YOUR CRAZY OR IDIOTIC LAWS HERE!!

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2. 

   Mato Kuroi
   

   Alaskan law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

   In Illinois, a car must be driven by the steering wheel.
   (how else do you drive it?)

   In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

   I lol'd.

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3. 

   flood
   

   moemerodii said:
   In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

   Ain't a stupid law, really

   and lol @ all the laws

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4. 

   a lolicon
   

   moemerodii said:
   In Illinois, a car must be driven by the steering wheel.
   (how else do you drive it?)

   Posted 4 years ago # Quote
5. 

   giascle
   

   In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

   Also in Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free.

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6. 

   Offline
   

   Thailand
   At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state.

   Japan
   Women are legally obliged to wear bra's in buildings with air conditioning to avoid men getting aroused by the view of their nipples

   Korea
   It is illegal to impersonate an animal while in a restaurant

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7. 

   Eleriel
   

   In North Carolina, the only legal position while having sex is the missionary.

   It's also illegal to sing off-key.

   (did some research before going there).

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8. 

   H-Ero
   

   In Pennsylvania, it's illegal to sing in the bathroom. It's also illegal in Pennsylvania to sleep outside on a refridgerator.

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9. 

   CC
   

   Oh you americans! PS: Watch the entire series, good stuff!

   Think we Dutch only have two that qualify as 'stupid'.
   1) You aren't allowed to deny the holocaust happened (part of anti-descrimination laws)
   2) You aren't allowed to insult dutch royality

   [edit]
   You aren't allowed to deny the holocaust happened in a shitload of countries (according to wikipedia, my most trusted source). Don't do it of you live in Canada, France, Hungary, Israel, Lithuania, New Zealand, Austria, Polen, Slowakia, South-Africa or Switserland.

   You silly Americans can deny it all you want though, first amendment outweighs the fifteenth amendment.

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10. 

    Zetsumei
    

    Colombia:

    1. You can buy a knife in any market or warehouse… but carrying a knife with you is illegal.

    2. Only the president and its escorts or bodyguards are authorised to NOT to respect any traffic signal (traffic lights included).

    3. The social security system covers almost any organ transplant (liver, kidney, etc.)… BUT the social security system does not ‘cover’ the medicines required to the transplant to be effective; so you have to establish a legal action against the hospital that attended you -before the transplant- and then the hospital will provide the medicines.

    4. There is one day in the year in Bogotá (capital city), in which personal cars are not allowed, only public service cars (taxis and busses) are allowed to move on the streets.

    5. No matter how many felonies you have carried out to commit a crime, you will be only sentenced for the one with represents the higher number of years in prison. For example, you knock down a police officer and stoles his gun, with that gun you break a glass, breack into a house, robbed the house and killed the owner.

    In Colombia, you will be 'prosecuted' for: Assaulting the officer (4+ years), Disrespect to the authority (2+ year), Robbery to an officer (5+ years), Entering into a house without permission (5+ years), Damages to third’s property (4+ years), Robbery and assault (5+ years) Carrying a weapon with you (4+ years), Wearing a gun (5+ years) and Killing someone (30 years)… BUT you will be only 'convicted' for killing a man with the maximum penalty (35 years in prison).

    6. National Anthem must be played in every radio station at 6am and 6pm.

    7. You can't work on nor wash your car in the street.

    8. A pedestrian cannot walk in front of a car when the engine is on.

    9. You cannot turn to the left with your car (at any time) in any intersection.

    10. You cannot turn to the right with your car (at any time) when the traffic light is in red.

    11. Traffic lights cease working at 11pm (they all remain in ambar).

    12. Criminal offenders with penalties from 1 to 4 years, do not go to prison. There is something called "House as a Jail", so they will be sent home to serve their time.

    13. In Cali, a woman can only have sex with her husband, but the first time, the mother must be there too to witness it.

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11. 

    gundam4ever2
    

    Blowjobs are illegal in Indiana.

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12. 

    Dark Mage
    

    Kansas.
    1.Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

    2.The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

    3.No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

    In some town called Derby.
    4.It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.

    "Ok I think I can understand #4 if you have a lot of drunk rednecks."

    5.Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
    Damn I would have been arrested there I once broke the cover of a vending machine for stealing my money.

    Hawaii

    1.All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

    2. Billboards are outlawed.

    3. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

    4. Tasers are not allowed for self defense but you can carry a fire arm.

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13. 

    Palmtop Tsundere
    

    In Trinidad it is illegal to own "Japanese anime" or any related paraphanalia.

    I know OP is stupid enough to believe these, but I'm not sure if everyone else is serious. -_-

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14. 

    StefanKinoshita
    

    Here's some from my native country of Britain.

    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

    3. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

    4. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

    5. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.

    6. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

    7. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

    8. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

    9. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
15. 

    Dark Mage
    

    StefanKinoshita said:
    Here's some from my native country of Britain.

    8. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

    So is that just traditional armor or do powersuits also count?

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16. 

    Pantsu~kudasai
    

    Not sure if these are laws or store policies claimed to be laws, but these two happened to me

    In Pasadena, TX (right next to Houston) is illegal to sell ferrets at a pet store

    Pawn shops in the Rio Grande Valley (Brownsville, McAllen, Harlingen) won't buy a shotgun with a stock other than the original (as in no pistol grip or collapsable etc)

    again could just be store policy, but the clerks on each situation told me it was the law (could just be city ordinance but whatever)

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17. 

    Trini D. King
    

    StefanKinoshita said:
    Here's some from my native country of Britain.

    1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

    2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

    3. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

    4. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

    5. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.

    6. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

    7. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

    8. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

    9. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

    Only the first one sounds completely stupid. All-in-all it just sounds like Black Age Laws and the government doesn't feel like changing them.

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18. 

    motaku96
    

    These are funny. :D

    Posted 4 years ago # Quote
19. 

    Pantsu~kudasai
    

    StefanKinoshita said:
    Here's some from my native country of Britain.

    5. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.

    If I ever find a Genie in a lamp, my last wish is gonna be "for one day, I wish to be a pregnant woman in Britain who constantly has to piss" I mean think how much piss those royal guard hats can hold, not to mention I'd piss in the Queen's hat and be like "Oi you old cunt, its the law!"

    

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20. 

    Dark Mage
    

    Here's a really stupid law that likely was written by someone who has no brain and only a cluster of nerves in his ass.

    Japan
    Any fixed knife containing a blade length of 5.9 inches or more requires permission from the prefectural public safety commission in order to possess. Permission requirements also apply to any type of pocket knife over 2.2 inches (including Automatic Knives), spears over 5.9 inches in blade length, and Japanese halberds.

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