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51 year old actor marries 16 year old singer.

  1. I think people are more shocked at how old she looks. Including me. Jesus Christ I'm glad I'm not her.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE! IT GOES AGAINST THE NATURAL ORDER! IT MUST BE PURGED!

    Mind=Blown

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. Maybe she's lying about her age, the other way around.

    Inb4 birthers.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  4. brningpyre said:

    Inb4 birthers.

    "A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth." WTF

    Posted 4 years ago #
  5. dirtypair said:

    "A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth." WTF

    No dirtypair, different idiom.

    LOL.

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    dirtypair said:

    "A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth." WTF

    And I thought getting aroused from trees and wood was strange. Silly me

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. No way. Don't believe it

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. He probably talked with her, enjoyed her conversation, went on a wild date, made incredible love, and then casually asked her age.

    So, how old are you? *sips tea*

    *giggle* 16!

    *sprays out tea horribly* NANI!?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. renstalon said:
    He probably talked with her, enjoyed her conversation, went on a wild date, made incredible love, and then casually asked her age.

    So, how old are you? *sips tea*

    *giggle* 16!

    *sprays out tea horribly* NANI!?

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  10. they both look 30

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. master-evil said:
    lol! she does look 30 but happy for them.
    why they have to give a fuck about others ?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. Nah not shocking. Jesus step father marry mary when he was 90. She was like 12. Also Muhammad was a Pedophile too.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. ghostfacenomore said:
    Nah not shocking. Jesus step father marry mary when he was 90. She was like 12. Also Muhammad was a Pedophile too.

    so what you;re saying is that we should supply Clint Eastwood a steady supply of virgin 12yos in hopes of bringing Jesus back? cuz that idea is hella tits

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. pantsukudasai said:

    so what you;re saying is that we should supply Clint Eastwood a steady supply of virgin 12yos in hopes of bringing Jesus back? cuz that idea is hella tits

    Sure why not go for it.

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    renstalon said:
    He probably talked with her, enjoyed her conversation, went on a wild date, made incredible love, and then casually asked her age.

    So, how old are you? *sips tea*

    *giggle* 16!

    *sprays out tea horribly* NANI!?

    Picturing this in my mind was a good start of the day.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  16. Ninsheart said:

    Picturing this in my mind was a good start of the day.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  17. Char said:
    I think may be fitting news for sancom.
    51 year old Doug Anthony Hutchinson of lost married a 16 year old singer Courtney Alexis Stodden.

    http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/LOST-actor-Doug-Anthony-Hutchinson--51--marries-16-year-old-singer/8203636

    as the duke would say:

    Posted 4 years ago #
  18. Ninsheart said:

    Picturing this in my mind was a good start of the day.

    Same

    Posted 4 years ago #
  19. Being 16 and looking 30 is ok for a few brief moments in time. Like sneaking into a bar, or club, or anywhere you might get asked for ID to prove your age.

    I knew a girl that was much better off than her though. She was 25 and looked 16. I think she has the advantage.

    Looking old early is no perk.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  20. I'd so smang that. I googled pictured that bitch saw dem titties. Them shits is right.

    Alright I'm gonna turn my brain back on now.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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