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China bans time travel. ಠ _ ಠ

  1. Fucking communist chink, they have built a time machine. Of course time traveling is illegal, you can go back in time to assassinate Obama and capture a t-rex as merchandise.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. t-rex as merchandise

    Wouldn't that be rather the Japanese?...They are the ones obsessed with a giant dinosaur-like monster -> Gojira

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. Strawberry Suicide said:

    t-rex as merchandise

    Wouldn't that be rather the Japanese?...They are the ones obsessed with a giant dinosaur-like monster -> Gojira

    Since when did China have respects about intellectual property copyrights

    Posted 4 years ago #
  4. Rebellion said:
    Since when did China have respects about intellectual property copyrights

    Sawwy, dunno where I left ma brain for a moment...

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  5. New guidelines issued on March 31 discourage plot lines that contain elements of "fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and a lack of positive thinking."

    Oh. They banned it in fictional works. I thought they banned actually time-travel.

    *restarts DeLorean*

    Posted 4 years ago #
  6. I swear we've had this topic before. Did I travel from a divergent timeline where we've had this topic already?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. palmtop-tiger said:
    I swear we've had this topic before. Did I travel from a divergent timeline where we've had this topic already?

    Time Paradox?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. Looks like they are out of the business:

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. China might as well go ahead and bann Clones as well.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  10. Myballz said:
    China might as well go ahead and bann Clones as well.

    They already did. It's called the One-child policy.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. This is a crime against humanity, 1 billion people will now be devoid of engaging plot lines in their media.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. MasterInfamous said:
    Looks like they are out of the business:

    Loved that show.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. WiseRooster said:

    Loved that show.

    Me too! xD

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. WiseRooster said:

    Loved that show.

    Same man.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. whats up with countries now adays ?

    is it a competition on he has the strongest failure ?

    JApan, SWeden, NOW CHINA! wtf man wtf

    Posted 4 years ago #
  16. master-evil said:
    whats up with countries now adays ?

    is it a competition on he has the strongest failure ?

    JApan, SWeden, NOW CHINA! wtf man wtf

    China already won the "Strongest Failure", they keep banning everything! Hell, if you made a movie that antagonizes China, they'll go bat-shit insane yet they love to antagonize other country specifically Japan.

    Maybe we should invent a Time machine and travel back to 1919 because it is the year the Chinese Communist Party was established.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  17. Rebellion said:

    China already won the "Strongest Failure", they keep banning everything! Hell, if you made a movie that antagonizes China, they'll go bat-shit insane yet they love to antagonize other country specifically Japan.

    Maybe we should invent a Time machine and travel back to 1919 because it is the year the Chinese Communist Party was established.

    That or a ship with a warp drive capable of at least warp 9.8 and do a warp speed breakaway maneuver round the sun.
    Besides you'll need to bring some fire power anyway.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  18. Char said:
    I never fail at posting stupid shit no one gives a fuck about

    hmm

    Anyways, MIKORIO, WHERE YOU AT!

    Posted 4 years ago #
  19. The Antiweeaboo said:

    hmm

    Anyways, MIKORIO, WHERE YOU AT!

    She is gone forever

    Posted 4 years ago #
  20. giascle said:

    She is gone forever

    ;_;

    Posted 4 years ago #

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