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Jesus brings home the bacon - (the continuing end of the world)

  1. Im just curious, have you got any religious nuts in/around your city with signs telling you to repent because this weekend Jesus comes back and its the apocalypse and shit?

    Around my town all I got is guys in white vans with giant red JESUS SAVES all over it, and they stand in the corners with wooden crosses (life size) and bible on hand yelling to repent. But friends from other cities say they got panoramic billboards around the highway and shit.

    In any case, you been trolling anyone with this lately? plan a sinners party? My neighbor said I can have his Mustang when he gets raptured and I stay behind, so I'm looking forward to it, tho laughing at his fate when it doesn't happen works just as well.

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  2. Yeah my friend was taking pictures in Toronto of people picketing saying that the world is going to end and something Jesus related, I don't remember what it said exactly.

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  3. What I understand (someone may expand on it) is that some religious radio host made some calculations based on the bible (using jesus math apparently) and said the second coming of jesus would be May 21, 2011 at noon (time of Israel, of course).

    All those who've taken Jesus as their savor and such, will be raptured and go to heaven and those of us who stay behind (sinners) suffer and shit. at this point I've heard that

    a) the world goes to shit until October of this year, when the world ends

    b) 7 years of horrible shit happen, the Antichrist rises in the middle of it, then Jesus or God pawns him and 1000 years of win happen, then the world ends.

    I havent really paid much attention and the bullshit they yell is always different, thats why I was curious to see which other alternative endings y;all have heard

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  4. Matthew 24:36- No man shall know the hour nor day, not even the angels in heaven nor the son, only the father.

    END THREAD

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  5. I seriously doubt most Christians have actually read the Bible, Palmtop

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  6. palmtop-tiger said:
    Matthew 24:36- No man shall know the hour nor day, not even the angels in heaven nor the son, only the father.

    END THREAD

    I know that! I went to fucking catholic school for 12 years and had to read the bible a buttload of times, I'm not debating shit, I know shit aint gonna happen this weeekend, I just want to see what y'all have been hearing from the nuts in your comunity and if y'all been trolling them is all, don't make me hate you Paltop :'(

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  7. She said I'm tired~
    Come get me off the merry-go-round.
    I'm wired~
    Well heaven must of sent you, to save me from the rapture!

    What?
    I don't have any religious nutjobs in my area, so i might as well just rock out. xD

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  8. pilandi said:

    I don't have any religious nutjobs in my area
    , so i might as well just rock out. xD

    where in the world is this magical land you live? so that I can move there XD

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  9. No, but if there were, I'd commend them for standing outside when it's hailing.

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  10. pantsukudasai said:

    where in the world is this magical land you live? so that I can move there XD

    Same with me since I'm in a town that no one knows of even people who live in cities close by. I have yet to see a religious nutjob, though their were skinheads that protested in front of my school sometime long ago.

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  11. I laugh at people who buy into that shit.

    BTW the pre tribulation rapture is not even cannon but a recent invention of the 19th century.

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  12. pantsukudasai said:

    where in the world is this magical land you live? so that I can move there XD

    Oh i bet we have them too.
    But you never see them going from door to door, or putting up silly banners to spread their beliefs and stuff like that.

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  13. pilandi said:

    Oh i bet we have them too.
    But you never see them going from door to door, or putting up silly banners to spread their beliefs and stuff like that.

    I seen a few including one nutjob who thought the world would end in 2000.

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  14. pilandi said:

    Oh i bet we have them too.
    But you never see them going from door to door, or putting up silly banners to spread their beliefs and stuff like that.

    If you count door to door people as religious nutjobs then I've got some around my area.

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  15. hikikomori1969 said:

    If you count door to door people as religious nutjobs then I've got some around my area.

    I got them too.
    But those guys only hand out some flyers about Jesus and whatnot.
    They don't tell me to get ready for the rapture.
    If that ever happens i would surely laugh my ass off.

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  16. the only door to door religious people I get are mormons, who are actually nice, I havent dealt with Jehova witnesses in forever, they really annoyed me back when, cuz they would knock at the door at 7am on weekends hahaha

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  17. This guy takes the piss out of this in his video.

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  18. StefanKinoshita said:

    This guy takes the piss out of this in his video.

    Fighting off demons?
    You know that sounds pretty awesome actually.

    *loads up gun*
    Bring it on!
    I'm gonna kick those nasty demons so hard in the arse, that they're goin back crying to the loli devil and suck on her titties!

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  19. These people are extremely ignorant. It's clear that the end of the world is going to be Dec 20 2012.

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  20. pilandi said:

    Fighting off demons?
    You know that sounds pretty awesome actually.

    *loads up gun*
    Bring it on!
    I'm gonna kick those nasty demons so hard in the arse, that they're goin back crying to the loli devil and suck on her titties!

    Then we'll travel to hell ,home of these demons in order save the planet and destroy the icon of sin so that no one can sin again.

    Also this will be out theme.
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