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  1. A Mother brought her son to a dentist to remove a decay tooth.
    After removing, she hand over 10 dollars to the dentist.

    Dentist: Madam, it's 30 dollars. ^^

    Mother in shock: Hey! Yesterday, you said it's 10 dollars! >:(

    Dentist: Yes madam, but that's because your son has screamed too loudly and have scared away two of my patients outside.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. GF: If I and your mom drop into the sea at the same time, who will you save first? ^^
    BF: I will let my mom save you, she's a good swimmer. ^^
    Unhappy GF: Why didn't you come and save me?? >:(
    BF: If I were to jump in, you'll drown.. ^^
    GF: Huh..?
    BF: Because I dun know how to swim, so my mom will definitely come and save me first. ^^

    Posted 3 years ago #

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