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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dr.
Dr. who?
:3
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Posted 5 years ago #
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knock knock!
who's there?
boo
boo who?
psht, fucking pussy
T__T
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The story at 13:10 has me in tears. Gold.
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So...
What does a pregnant girl and a burnt piece of toast have in common?
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koinohisoka said:
So...What does a pregnant girl and a burnt piece of toast have in common?
I dunno, what?
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triumf said:
I dunno, what?
You wish you had taken it out a few seconds earlier.
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koinohisoka said:
You wish you had taken it out a few seconds earlier.
ha ha
I thought it was going to be a racist joke for a second.Posted 5 years ago # -
koinohisoka said:
You wish you had taken it out a few seconds earlier.
Haha, good one.
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koinohisoka said:
You wish you had taken it out a few seconds earlier.
Lollilops.
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dad's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday
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XxXFl0oD3RXxX said:
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dad's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sundaynice~
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-Knock knock?
-Who's there?
-Joke, son.
-Joke son who?
-Joke's on you! :D.... :|
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Pinocchio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love, I get splinters." she says.
So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, and asked for advice.
"Sandpaper", says the carpenter. "That's what you need".
So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later, the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again.
"How are you getting with the girls now"? he asked.
"Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.lulzzzz~~~~~~~
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Whats the difference between Sancom and Tiger Woods?
One is nowhere near as good as they used to be and the other one, is Tiger Woods.
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dad: why you crying?
girl: my boyfriend dumped me!
dad:(graps shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back,
girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him!
dad: I didn't
girl:where did you go?
dad: to get you icecream :D
girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
dad: so I could get it for freePosted 5 years ago # -
An eighty year old couple decided to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple returns and the bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried it with her right hand then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still can't get the lid off the bloody bottle."
:D
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?". "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
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I'm bored so here're a lotta jokes I can recall
Q & A jokes:
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow :|Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you "Let's just be friends."Q: What are the last words a redneck usually says before he dies?
A: "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"Q: Santa Claus, a smart policeman and a stupid policeman are walking together when they happen upon a bag of money on the ground. Who will take the money?
A: Stupid policeman, since the other two don't exist.Q: What 's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years, the job still sucks.Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.Q: What is the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with the light on.Q: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse."
"Shhh! hisses the other, "It's not till next week!".
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Why did Lady Gaga come in on an egg on the Red Carpet?
To prove she was a chick.
hardeeharhar
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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For all the Norskies out there, a Ole and Lena joke from Minnesota:
Ole was visiting his friend Hjalmer, to see Hjalmers' new milk cow.
Hjalmer said "She's a great milker, don't ja know. Gives more milk than any cow I've ever had. But, she does one odd thing."
"What's that?" asked Ole.
"When I start to milk her, she lets out a huge fart."
"I don't believe it."
"Well, try 'er out" replied Hjalmer.
Hjalmer got a stool and a pail, and Ole proceeded to milk the cow. As soon as the milk hit the pail, the cow let out a huge fart. Ole turned to Hjalmer and said "You got this cow from North Dakota."
"How on earth did you know know that?" asked Hjalmer.
Ole replied "My wife Lena is from North Dakota."Posted 4 years ago # -
its a shame we can't throw rocks at the poster whose jokes bomb
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