So two friends are walking down the street, and suddenly one notices that the other has a banana in his ear, confused he says
Dude! you have a banana in your ear!
What?
Dude you have a fucking banana in your ear!!
Wait what?!
YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR FUCKING EAR!!
Dude I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear...
*drum roll* thank you thank you, I'll be here all week
Gotta love FB Quotes...
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
Peter Barton said:
3 men are sitting at a gay bar, enjoying themselves. 1 of them leans over a bit before sitting back down, saying "Excuse me". The second man leans over then proceeds to sit down, also saying "Excuse me". The third man leans over and lets out a large fart. The second man chuckles to himself and says "Somebody's a virgin".
I don't get it.
Mikorio said:
I don't get it.
^^This, also - I find it odd that hetero males don't know to tell gay jokes.
I find it odd that neither of you gets the joke.
It's not laugh-out-loud-hilarious or anything, but it's funny joke nonetheless.
koinohisoka said:
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
Bwa ha ha ha haaa~!
I've been having hallucinations, luckily I've started seeing a psychiatrist.
bleak said:
I've been having hallucinations, luckily I've started seeing a psychiatrist.
I LOL'd I hope I'm not the only one that got that one
Mikorio said:
I don't get it.
Anal sex = Your butt hole is bigger.
The two non-virgin gay guys had so many anal sex that their farts doesn't make a sound since it just uh... leaks out or something. The virgin guy's ass is still tight.
Just for counter purpose, I'm not gay. Just found some doujins.
unsung said:
I LOL'd I hope I'm not the only one that got that one
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Neko_musume said:
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FUCK YEAH!
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unsung said:
FUCK YEAH!
EPICBrofist.jpeg
We are so fucking lazy lately arn't we? Replacing all these great pics with just their titles...lol.
Neko_musume said:
We are so fucking lazy lately arn't we? Replacing all these great pics with just their titles...lol.
taigakaka said:
Don't make me cum on your face.
Neko_musume said:
We are so fucking lazy lately arn't we? Replacing all these great pics with just their titles...lol.
apparently so~
taigakaka said:
there we go!
can we get back to the comedy?
marcos67450 said:
can we get back to the comedy?
NEVER.
marcos67450 said:
can we get back to the comedy?
I have alot in common with gay's, such as we both never have sex with women.
bleak said:
I have alot in common with gay's, such as we both never have sex with women.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, (wipes small tear from eye)
I love it when people think gay guys haven't ever had sex with a woman. Most of the time its the failure (at sex) that turns them gay.
bleak said:
I have alot in common with gay's, such as we both never have sex with women.
I lmao'd
Thread revive!
I found this on FB. I'll translate it:
La profesora le dice a pepito: Pepito tradusca al ingles "el gato se cayo al agua y se ahogo"... Pepito responde: facil maestra, the cat cataplum in the water glugluglu and no more miau miau... xD
in English:
The teacher said to Pepito: Pepito, translate this into English "el gato se cayo al agua y se ahogo"... Pepito responds: Easy miss, the cat cataplum in the water glugluglu and no more miau miau.
The actual sentence to be translated is "The cat fell in the water and drowned". /explaining joke
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