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  1. That guy with list of locations of naughty girls to visit this Christmas wasn't Santa, and that ain't coal in his bag. Man who looks kinda like pedobear admits to over 500 counts of child molesting. It only mentions 2 girls so he must have kept a detailed record of every time he ad sex. I used to do that with my wife but gave up after 3 months.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/29/missouri-man-allegedly-admits-instances-child-rape-molestation/?test=latestnews

    Warning this headline is misleading the child has MILD aspbergers NOT autism there is a HUGE difference. A judge has ordered a teen trap to Masturbate so that his sperm could be saved. He will have to fap into a freezer so they can freeze his sperm and go ahead with the titty installation and hormone therapy. My question is if he hates the male body will he picture a girl for his last wanking before becoming a girl? Or a dude? hmmmmm....
    http://www.news.com.au/national/autistic-boy-ruled-ok-for-sex-change/story-e6frfkvr-1225977521818

    It's a REVERSE TRAP! After 6 months of sexless marriage bride discovers her hubby in the bathroom has no wiener and is a girl which explains all the carpet licking she was getting.
    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/851305-bride-discovers-husband-is-a-woman-six-months-into-marriage

    I have a pic for the next story but i decided it's not gonna be posted. who wants to look at hentai of ugly chicks.
    Ugly ass chick offers sex to cabby, cabby says no, woman is so offended she smashes his rear window.
    http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/darwin-woman-attacks-taxi-when-driver-rejects-offer-of-sex/story-e6frfku9-1225977018692?from=public_rss

    young man in his 20s kills his 50 year old wife in a game of fantasy rape when the gun he was using went off. I know chicks love rape but ALWAYS check if the gun chamber is empty. The man will most likely be charged with illegal hunting as it's nowhere near Cougar season.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/man-kills-wife-during-fantasy-sex-gunplay

    Rule 34 on Rudolph gets the cops called.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/simulated-reindeer-fornication-prompts-florida-pensioner-summon-cops

    Soul Calibur is coming back. I HIGHLY recommend this site taht is my source it was founded by a friend of mine we were originally gonna do it together after making news threads on Nintendo forums, but I got distracted in college and he made something awesome out of it. Matt is awesome.
    source: http://www.gamingevolution.info/view.php?id=11947

    Black Ops is the most pirated game of the year beating out a personal fave Battlefield bad company 2 and of course the official non tentacle game of Sankaku Starcraft 2
    source: http://www.qj.net/qjnet/news/call-of-duty-black-ops-for-pc-is-most-pirated-game-of-2010.html

    Pregnant woman drinks beer to relieve the stress of being pregnant
    http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/pregnant-36117-relieve-stress.html

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  2. This needs a Carl's Jr. insert for the intermission

    omg santa wears boxers

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  3. tingle said:

    I'm use this as the new name for Black Ops.
    Bad kids, bad kids
    Watcha goin do
    Watcha goin do when they noobtube you?

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  4. palmtop-tiger said:

    I'm use this as the new name for Black Ops.
    Bad kids, bad kids
    Watcha goin do
    Watcha goin do when they noobtube you?

    Throw away Call of Duty
    that's what.

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  5. triumf said:

    Throw away Call of Duty
    that's what.

    i've never yet been killed with a noobtube in that game. I dunno why but NO ONE seems to use the nade launher attachment. I myself am partial to ballistic knifes and tomahawks for added challenge and to feel like a ninja.

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  6. Admiral Akbar is on the case since he knows a trap when he sees one.

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  7. tingle said:
    Soul Calibur is coming back. I HIGHLY recommend this site taht is my source it was founded by a friend of mine we were originally gonna do it together after making news threads on Nintendo forums, but I got distracted in college and he made something awesome out of it. Matt is awesome.
    source: http://www.gamingevolution.info/view.php?id=11947

    I'm really hoping this doesn't suck. IV was a god damn awful joke of a game. I want more II/III, and an actual single-player mode wouldn't hurt.

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  8. http://www.gamingevolution.info/view.php?id=11947

    he SC team are back together once again to work on what would be Soul Calibur IV. According to a twitter post by Odashima on Christmas day, it was revealed that there will indeed be another Soul Calibur title. The twitter post read "SC is BACK! Get ready, fans!"

    we can confirm that Namco Bandai Games will be bringing three fighting heavyweights to home consoles: Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Tekken vs. Street Fighter and Soul Calibur V.

    best damn news i read all year

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  9. tingle said:

    Why is this turning me on?

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  10. pilandi said:

    Why is this turning me on?

    Depends on whom of the two you imagine to be.

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  11. dirtypair said:

    Depends on whom of the two you imagine to be.

    Ah i see.
    Clever.

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  12. PS3 has now officially been re-hacked nice try Sony next time try a random number generator who generates random numbers instead of the same one.

    http://rdist.root.org/2010/11/19/dsa-requirements-for-random-k-value/

    ESRB lists Xenogears, legend of Mana, Vagrant story and threads of fate which means the PS1 classics are coming the playstation store.
    http://kotaku.com/5720942/esrb-lists-xenogears-three-other-ps1-classics

    Korean boy Noobtubed to death after playing so much FPS that he died
    http://www.hotbloodedgaming.com/2010/12/29/korean-college-student-dies-after-12-hour-gaming-session/

    Korean boy killed for interrupting gaming by wizzing on carpet.
    http://kotaku.com/5717218/gaming-addicted-woman-strangles-toddler-leaves-his-body-on-floor-for-three-days

    Closest pic i could find on the channel who the fuck uploaded this?

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  13. http://rdist.root.org/2010/11/19/dsa-requirements-for-random-k-value/

    To generate a DSA signature, the signer calculates (r, s) as follows:

    r = gk mod p mod q
    s = k-1 (H(m) + x*r) mod q

    If you see a repeated r value, then you know k has been repeated. Build a web crawler to find DSA signatures. Dump its output into a parser for a bunch of formats (X509v3, PGP, PKCS#7, etc.) From each signature file, insert each r value into a key-value database and look for a match. If you find any two matching r values, you can recover the signer’s private key.

    The algebra to do so is pretty straightforward. Given two signatures for messages MA and MB, we want to solve for k.

    SA = k-1 (H(MA) + x*r) mod q
    SB = k-1 (H(MB) + x*r) mod q

    Subtract the two signatures. (The modular reduction step is implicit from here on for readability.)

    SA – SB = k-1 (HA + x*r) – k-1 (HB + x*r)

    Redistribute. Since the k’s are identical, their inverse is also.

    SA – SB = k-1 (HA + x*r – HB – x*r)

    The x*r values cancel out.

    SA – SB = k-1 (HA – HB)

    Redistribute.

    k = (HA – HB) / (SA – SB)

    Once you have k, you can solve for x directly as in the previous post. There is a more complicated technique for solving for x if only a few bits of k are known, requiring more signatures.

    despite the "algebra" being jargon to me it somehow makes sense to me for some odd reason(?)....

    http://kotaku.com/5720942/esrb-lists-xenogears-three-other-ps1-classics

    Four classic titles from Squaresoft (now Square Enix) have been rated by the ESRB for release on the PSP and PS3, indicating an imminent release to the North American PlayStation Store.

    Xenogears, plus Legend of Mana and Vagrant Story all have gotten Teen ratings, while Threads of Fate has been rated Everyone


    ah Squares' "plan z" like that'll be enough to save their profit losses....

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  14. tingle said:

    Korean boy killed for interrupting gaming by wizzing on carpet.
    http://kotaku.com/5717218/gaming-addicted-woman-strangles-toddler-leaves-his-body-on-floor-for-three-days

    Wha a mom who makes Rosa look like mother of the year.

    Also that pic it actually made me facepalm lol.

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