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dammit why isn't there any sex in the news today?

Started 5 years ago by tingle, currently has 17 posts - latest post is by Envoy Loves You

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tingle
I'm as disappointed as you are I assure you.

More then 1000 North Koreans face jail time for watching South Korean movies. Kinda reminds me of those 15 guys horsewhipped for watching that south Korean actor in Ninja Assassin because non-muslim movies are forbidden.
source: http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpps/news/north-koreans-jailed-for-watching-movies-dpgonc-20101206-fc_10957403

North Korea is in the process of making a mythological story about the birth of the new God/dictator but reality records he may have been born to a woman born in Japan.
source: http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/12/03/kim-jong-uns-mother-born-in-japan/

The country that sells lolis on the street arrested a Japanese photojournalist for porn charges because he took a pic of a fully clothed married couple kissing. This all would have went away quicker if you just bribe them dude.
source: http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/asiapacific/news/article_1603942.php/Japanese-photojournalist-acquitted-of-pornography-charges

The beloved one time jailbait temptress Utada Hikaru will be resigning herself to Fujoshihood and ending her accomplished career this year but first one last concert will be streamed to her fans.
source: http://www.telegram.com/article/20101207/APE/312079951/-1/eworcester

Japanese discount chain forced to remove Nazi costume after Jews complain. Wait.... there are Jews in Japan? I for one think it's no more offensive then someone dressing like any other historical soldier of genocide be it a Maoist costume, or a Roman costume, or whatever. Seriously don't be so sensitive.
source: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1336383/Nazi-costumes-meant-joke-pulled-Japanese-discount-chain-store-Jewish-outrage.html

Speaking of Jews, you know how we eat Chinese food on Christmas eve? Well Shintoists eat Pizza on Christmas eve.
source: http://en.akihabaranews.com/76139/langues/en/japanese-xmas-pizza-special?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Akihabaranews_en+%28AKIBA+EN%29

Oh and aside from controlling Hollywood we also control sharks although we can't get the freaking laser beams to stay on their head.. for those of you who need clarification on this article Mossad is the Israeli CIA or Mi6.
source: http://www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/0,7340,L-3995302,00.html

oh and some porn as my apology for not having any sex news.
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Posted 5 years ago # Quote
uber phallas

I wonder where you got these news...

North Korea is going to war, but they are not as dangerous as Iran.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Mistress Antika

uber phallus said:
I wonder where you got these news...

North Korea is going to war, but they are not as dangerous as Iran.

Riight.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
WPE

Iran isn't dangerous at all and if you think they are you're probably dumb as hell

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Uncommon0taku

uber phallus said:
I wonder where you got these news...

North Korea is going to war, but they are, if not moar dangerous as Iran.
Because they have long range missle capability, but Iran only pretends to have LRM's.

corrected
^_^

if yuse want sex in the news go to the main page

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
King Tiger

tingle said:
oh and some porn as my apology for not having any sex news.

the pervs of the world is enjoying its cigarette round two humping will begin in due time (its not easy fucking shotas)

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
MasterInfamous

I'm as disappointed as you are I assure you.

No.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
tingle
antika said:

Riight.

the Persians are cool people. It's just that douche in power who won't step down after losing an election. I still think there is a peaceful solution though, no need for war IMO all that would do is unify the people against a common enemy, the US and Israel. I'd rather we peacefully support the people who fought back last election. I still think there is great hope for the Elamites if they ever get to rule themselves again.

also I submitted this bit to Fark thought it was funny.

Port Authority to receive coal in it's stocking as it still won't let the Church of Saint Nicholas at ground zero rebuild for Christmas. Elves crestfallen, reindeer being hunted by Sarah Palin.

source: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-12-06-stnick06_ST_N.htm?csp=34news

note the badass painting of 5th century Turk Santa with white beard goodness.
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Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Phoenixlite

Meh I'm more worried about Iran than I am North Korea.

As long as China doesn't involve herself with North Korea, it could be resolved rather "quickly". I see N. Korea as a little Yorkie behind a fence.

Iran on the other hand is more dangerous b/c of her ties to other surrounding nations.

In a purely military stance(not counting political moves), I'm not worried about either in a conflict. Iran's nuclear capability is decreased thanks to stuxnet.
And N. Korea doesn't have much backing her, except her only real "ally" China.

Either way doesn't bother me, I get deployed; I go fix planes.

And I'm also disappointed by the news.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Misakite

Chinese food on Christmas? Seriously?

I know how over here Pizza Hut makes all these fancy pizzas and stuff during Christmas period but... Chinese food for Christmas.

A really foreign concept to me.
Can't imagine eating a bowl of Wanton Noodles during christmas.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Phoenixlite

Misakite said:
Chinese food on Christmas? Seriously?

I know how over here Pizza Hut makes all these fancy pizzas and stuff during Christmas period but... Chinese food for Christmas.

A really foreign concept to me.
Can't imagine eating a bowl of Wanton Noodles during christmas.

Its all that is open on christmas day!

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
711

@Misakite

You are over generalizing Chinese gastronomy based on fast food dishes, there is plenty of tasty stuff other your usual cooked dog or boiled rat...

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Misakite

711 said:
@Misakite

You are over generalizing Chinese gastronomy based on fast food dishes, there is plenty of tasty stuff other your usual cooked dog or boiled rat...

I know plenty of Chinese foods. I'm of Chinese blood, after all, and live in Singapore, whose population consists mostly of Chinese.

But if I'm wrong it's probably because I don't know how large the variety of Chinese food is overseas apart from the usual Char Siew Noodle and Dumplings.
I mean, that's all they ever eat in movies and stuff.

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
tingle
I heard chinese started eating Cashew chicken a dish invented in Missouri and sold in chinese restaurants.
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King Tiger

tingle said:

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :3

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Uncommon0taku

tingle said:
stuff

lulzed and saved

Posted 5 years ago # Quote
Envoy Loves You

tingle said:
North Korea is in the process of making a mythological story about the birth of the new God/dictator but reality records he may have been born to a woman born in Japan.
source: http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/12/03/kim-jong-uns-mother-born-in-japan/

Obvious lies by Japanese war criminals, U.S. Imperialists and South Korean puppets. See some non-Western and Jap imperialist influenced media for once:

Bright traces of blood on the crags of Jangbaek still gleam,Still the Amnok carries along signs of blood in its stream.Still do those hallowed traces shine resplendently
Over Korea ever flourishing and free.So dear to all our hearts is our General's glorious name,Our own beloved Kim Il Sung of undying fame. ♪♫

Tell, blizzards that rage in the wild Manchurian plains,Tell, you nights in forests deep where the silence reigns,Who is the partisan whose deeds are unsurpassed?Who is the patriot whose fame shall ever last?So dear to all our hearts is our General's glorious name,Our own beloved Kim Il Sung of undying fame. ♪♫

He severed the chains of the masses, brought them liberty,The sun of Korea today, democratic and free.For the Twenty Points united we stand fast,Over our fair homeland spring has come at last!So dear to all our hearts is our General's glorious name,Our own beloved Kim Il Sung of undying fame. ♪♫

Manse!

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