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   Godot
   

   The study, conducted by Nobel Prize winning Professor Gunnar Hofverberg, the leading Wi-Fi expert in the United States, and a world-renown arborist. Hofverberg concluded that 95 percent of trees in urban areas will die from Wi-Fi exposure.

   Additionally, they found that Wi-Fi radiation causes squirrels to mate with chipmunks. “Apparently, the RF radiation affects the hypothalamus and sexual centers of the squirrel brain,” said Hofverberg. “But the chipmunks seem to be adapting.”

   http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25141/wi-fi-is-killing-american-trees/

   Repent now because in the future there'll be no more trees and squirrmunks will run amok. The end is nigh~!

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
2. 

   King Tiger
   

   Godot said:
   http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25141/wi-fi-is-killing-american-trees/

   Repent now because in the future there'll be no more trees and squirrmunks will run amok. The end is nigh~!

   that's why we have cats buddy: to EAT the rodents also there's "animal control" should it become a "real problem"

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
3. 

   Palmtop Tsundere
   

   *Looks at link website*

   Either you're a bad troll or just an idiot. Or maybe both.

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
4. 

   ☆ БОSS ☆
   

   palmtop-tiger said:
   *Looks at link website*

   Either you're a bad troll or just and idiot. Or maybe both.

   There are no such things on the internet.

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
5. 

   Poyo The Great
   

   lol... trees dies even without wi-fi and maybe squirrels just realized chipmunks are hot. (I always thought that squirrels = chipmunks; they're different?)

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
6. 

   brningpyre
   

   The Onion is better.

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
7. 

   King Tiger
   

   brningpyre said:
   The Onion is better.

   i just returned from that thread ^_^

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
8. 

   Dark Mage
   

   poyohebat said:
   lol... trees dies even without wi-fi and maybe squirrels just realized chipmunks are hot. (I always thought that squirrels = chipmunks; they're different?)

   Naa I just put sodium chlorate on those trees to mess with their data.
   As for the squirrels they're pure evil and will try and hump anything and everything as part of their normal behavior.

   Really though it's a funny site but it's an obvious fake the Onion does it better as they sometimes can make you think twice.

   

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote
9. 

   gundam4ever2
   

   brningpyre said:
   The Onion is better.

   weekly world news is the original source of made up news. Fox is 2ed.

   Posted 5 years ago # Quote

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