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Why did the Otaku cross the road?

  1. To wait in line for the super-duper limited edition Comiket exclusive Lily Saber version figure.

    Let's hear you animango jokes!

    What do you call it when Ika Musume gorges on shrimp?
    A krilling spree!

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  2. palmtop-tiger said:
    What do you call it when Ika Musume gorges on shrimp?
    A krilling spree!

    =_=

    I'm going to rape you.
    ----

    Here's an old one:
    Q: How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light-bulb
    A: One - but it takes him four episodes to do it

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  3. OOH ~ OOH ~ Clever Clever ...

    palmtop-tiger said:

    Let's hear you animango jokes!

    What do you call it when Ika Musume gorges on shrimp?
    A krilling spree!

    =====

    ~ OH YOU!!

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  4. triumf said:

    =_=

    I'm going to rape you.
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    ^This

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  5. Q: How bad are the jokes in this thread?
    A: Really bad.

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  6. why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side...

    the only anime otaku joke i can think of is....look in the mirror? haha idk...

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  7. what do you call a successful sharon apple with an actual fan base?
    hatsune miku :3

    Naruga: ok no more jokes that was lame! -_-

    Kirin: for once a agree with you *lulz* ^.^

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  8. What's the serial number for the Crossbone Gundam?

    ArrrrrrrrrX-F97

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  9. What happens to the characters in One Piece if they're in a red ship that crashes into a blue ship?

    [b]They're marooned![b]

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  10. brningpyre said:
    What happens to the characters in One Piece if they're in a red ship that crashes into a blue ship?

    [b]They're marooned![b]

    purple ≠ maroon

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  11. giascle said:
    purple ≠ maroon

    No shit, Sherlock. But if you mix red and blue, you can get maroon.

    I mean, just mix paints to get maroon. I'll give you a hint: it's red and blue mixed together (predominantly, depends on the exact shade).

    And, god damn, it's a bad pun. Who the fuck even cares? (besides you and myself, apparently)

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  12. giascle said:
    Q: How bad are the jokes in this thread?
    A: Really bad.

    this x9000

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  13. brningpyre said:

    No shit, Sherlock. But if you mix red and blue, you can get maroon.

    I mean, just mix paints to get maroon. I'll give you a hint: it's red and blue mixed together (predominantly, depends on the exact shade).

    And, god damn, it's a bad pun. Who the fuck even cares? (besides you and myself, apparently)

    Then you should have said a red and a purple ship, as maroon is essentially one part blue and two parts red. Of course, the One Piece characters could have been on a red ship that is twice the size of the blue ship, but in most situations ships of equal size would be inferred, so the former solution is the better one.

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  14. samui des =_=

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  15. giascle said:

    Then you should have said a red and a purple ship, as maroon is essentially one part blue and two parts red. Of course, the One Piece characters could have been on a red ship that is twice the size of the blue ship, but in most situations ships of equal size would be inferred, so the former solution is the better one.

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  16. These are so terrible they make me giggle. Bump for moar.

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  17. What do you call a visit from Palmtop Tiger?

    A dangerous encounter.

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  18. Why did the otaku cross the road?
    there were too many real girls near him and he felt uncomfortable.

    Why does Justin Wong masturbate with his left hand?
    The same reason Daigo does.

    Why did the hikikomori masturbate on his balcony?
    He couldn't pay his net bill and started missing chat roulette.

    Why did the otaku commit suicide?
    He wanted to go to Akihabara.

    Whats the one thing an otaku can never misplace?
    their virginity. (jokes, people, just jokes, don't take it personal)

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  19. Anon

    China is so tsundere <3

    from: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/11/11/china-bans-japanese-clothes-in-japan/

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  20. What was Artefact diagnosed with when he went to the psychiatrist?
    Sankaku Complex

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