
A Japanese tourist was arrested in the Philippines for the apparent besmirchment of a 19-year-old girl who he offered to recruit as an “entertainer”.
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A lady who attempted to order Chicken McNuggets at her local McDonald’s was shocked to discover they had run out, and felt she had no recourse but to summon police to the scene; with police already on the way assist her with this pressing crisis, she made three 911 calls, pleading for aid.
The dire straits she was in were summed up in her desperate 911 call, prompted by her failed attempt to order 10 McNuggets:
“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”
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A man faces necrophilia charges after it emerged that he had sex with over a hundred corpses, shocking investigators.
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A 44-year-old man dove into an icy river, then proceeded to remove all of his clothes, and demanded that a lady friend be summoned.
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An elementary school teacher who forced himself upon 21 of his charges over a three year period has been sentenced to death. He kept some of them quiet by paying them the equivalent of 70¢, others he menaced with threats.
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Current President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe recently celebrated his 85th birthday with a $250,000 (or a mere Z$24,249,003 after the currency was fixed for the umpteenth time) party funded by his supporters and a cake that weighed 85 kilograms.
Only days prior the President asked international donors for a birthday present of $2 billion.
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Japan’s Prime Minister Taro Aso recently met with Barack Obama, following an invitation the US president had extended to him earlier.
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A Chinese high school girl, proclaiming herself “beautiful”, has pursued a unique form of nationalist anti-Japanese protest, by placing anti-Japanese slogans all over her underwear and then posting photographs of the results on major Chinese boards, causing something of a stir.
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A 28 year old Russian man, challenged to a bet that he could not perform for a 12 hour tryst with two women, turned to downing a bottle of Viagra to aid his stamina. The result: minutes after successfully winning the wager, he dropped dead from a sudden heart attack.
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A man whose livelihood and diet appears to be provided by hunting and eating “stray” cats has been the cause of much outrage.
His presence in the town is announced by his practice of skinning the cats he catches, and publicly curing their pelts, with the fur being made into hats, children’s or women’s clothing, etc.
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“Just who will take responsibility for the health of patrons over a 1,000km journey under these conditions, with so much rubbish and a bad atmosphere? We’d certainly like to see the professional attitude of staff improve.”
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A man (43) has been arrested after he kidnapped his wife (36), who had separated from him, and then viciously beat her, breaking each of her arms and legs, and putting out her right eye; he then penetrated her with an iron bar, destroying her uterus and small intestine, leaving her with grievous injuries which she somehow miraculously survived.
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