Nintendo has begun using the internet to their advantage for once instead of constantly forbidding people from uploading videos of their games to it, appealing to their younger demographic by asking them to send emails to Mario – with the address likely to be heavily spammed by the Internet’s abundance of trolls.
The cute video announcing Mario’s newly acquired email address, with Mario naturally being voiced by Charles Martinet:
Many have surmised that the promotional event was created solely to help raise awareness of the recently released Super Mario Odyssey, perhaps indicating that Nintendo is only interested in satisfying their fans so long as it benefits themselves too.
Nintendo fanboys can send emails to Mario via “Mario@noa.nintendo.com“.
Dear Mario,
How do you feel about working for dickheads who will sue companies into the ground all because of imagery even though it wasn’t being used to make any profit? By working for greedy fucks like Nintendo, do you too become the same piece of s♥♥t as they are?
Sincerely,
The few non-brainless people left
Dear Mario,
Why the f♥♥k happened to you? When are you going to man up and stop letting nintendo use you to create bland, uninspired s♥♥t? You used to be cool, man..you changed. Super Mario Bros. 3, man..you used to have good s♥♥t on your resume.
Sincerely,
Pretty much everyone
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Why is mario so big? Shouldnt he be 4 feet tall?
Dear Mario,
Are Italians white?
Please post nipples to confirm.