New Mario Bros Hollywood Movie Rumored


The widely praised Mario franchise may once again become the victim of Hollywood as Nintendo are currently in talks about the production of a new movie, with the poor plumber looking likely to be humiliated twice in one lifetime.

Illumination Entertainment and Universal Pictures are supposedly close to achieving an agreement with Nintendo in regards to producing a Mario-centric animated movie, giving some fans at least a little hope as the movie will not be live action like the first atrocity from 1993 – though Illumination are responsible for the equally detestable “Minions”.

Further details are lacking – Nintendo of America responded to inquiries with “we have nothing to announce on this topic”, leaving everyone in the dark as usual regarding Hollywood’s schenanigans…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You know, back then it atleast had an excuse to be as bad as it was. It was new territory for Hollywood. But todays movies have no excuse to keep on turning out one bad video game film after another, as they consistently do with anime movies as well. The issue is, they know its a quick cash grab. They know a good portion of the fan base will go to see it anyways, so they throw something together and wait for their checks. In this cash, yes, I will still see it, lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 17/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nintendo's trying to delete everything to do with that live action Zelda on Netflix while highlighting that they'll almost certainly block it from being shown at all costs.

    They know how much they can't fuck up Mario and Zelda anymore when it's their livelihood.

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    Comment by Durahl
    05:28 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ya kno'... I actually liked the first one - As a kid it really entertained me =)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It was simply an example of a movie so bad that it was good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 20/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    My Dad took me to see it way back when. It meant a lot because we had to go way out of town. I actually did enjoy parts of the movie. If only the movie's producers had gone with the earlier script that involved actual plumbing, warp pipes, and stuff directly from the games instead of turning everything into human dinos.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Same here buddy, that movie will forever have a place in my heart.

    Also, I actually approve of Illumination production with this movie.

    Let's just all pray they use Mario's voice actor, he is the KING!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:11 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I had to double check the headline. Years of Hollywood adaptations have conditioned me to read the headline as "New Mario Bros Hollywood Movie Ruined".

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:19 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one cares.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:29 17/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    So its going to be worse the original

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    Comment by GeekyLibertarian
    11:27 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least they're doing an animated version. But maybe they'll get it right this time. But they do need to get Charles Martinet to do the voice of Mario.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:18 16/11/2017 # ! Neutral (0)


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    sancom always shit

    Comment by Anonymous

    "with the poor plumber looking likely to be humiliated twice in one lifetime"

    sancom author resign

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