A man arrested for drug use after failing a urine test whose defense that he merely “drank the urine of a girl I was dating who was using” initially resulted in a verdict of innocence has been handed a 4 year sentence, after the judge quashed the appeal on the basis that “it was not realistic” to think he could have drunk the tens of liters of piss required to test positive himself.

The Urakawa branch of the Sapporo District Court handled the 35-year-old male civil engineer’s first trial, where he was accused of using an illegal substance and causing bodily harm, finding him innocent after he protested that he merely drank the drug-laced urine of a girl he was seeing.

Prosecutors appealed the acquittal, and the new judge agreed with their contention that the man would have had to have drunk dozens of liters of a user’s urine to test positive himself, commenting that “the defendant’s contention that he tested positive due to his urine drinking is an objective impossibility.”

As a result, the man was sentenced to four years.

Opinions online seem to label him as either an idiot or lucky to be drinking his girlfriend’s urine:

“As expected, the district court really is strange.”

“This judge really knows, eh?”

“He ended up getting exposed to the shame of confessing to drinking urine.”

“Idiotic urine-drinking criminal.”

“What a stupid guy.”

“Should we try drinking a little and see?”

“I am genuinely envious.”

“By the way, would a drug-addict who became addicted to drinking urine feel good from it?”

“I want to drink it too.”

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    Avatar of MayoiNeko
    Comment by MayoiNeko
    03:23 28/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "Prosecutors appealed the acquittal, and the new judge agreed with their contention that the man would have had to have drunk dozens of liters of a user’s urine to test positive himself, commenting that “the defendant’s contention that he tested positive due to his urine drinking is an objective impossibility.”"
    I'm sure a lot of Sankaku visitors would love to prove the judge wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:15 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I would love to drink 10 litres of piss. Not all at once, but maybe a nightly drink from a cute girl.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    you do you

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    08:00 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well I'd like to prove that yes drug tests sometimes can and do fail giving a false positive but I have a feeling that court is not open to crazy things like facts and logic.

    Avatar of Chris
    Comment by Chris
    09:19 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The only option is to run into the court room and drink gallons of piss. Thus proving the judge wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Guess the judge never heard about how Siberian shaman will take mushrooms to trip, and their apprentices will drink the tripping shaman's piss to also trip.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, that was my exact thought!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    well, let's see...looks like he did something at a tube station that injured someone and during the investigation showed positive.

    So all the people whining about "4 years just for failing a drug test", it's 4 years for INJURING A PERSON WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE, and then lying about why he had a high level of drugs in his system.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    How much piss must a guy drink around here to get a decent second-hand buzz?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:50 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Only slightly more than the LD50 rating for urine.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:56 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    so who did the art for this story THAT is a rather attractive picture and I usually don't like urine drinking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    05:17 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh my~

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because this isn't about the urine. It's about domination. Just embrace your inner sadist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)


    Apparently the artist also like to draw futa and other nasty stuff...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)


    Comment by Anonymous
    12:01 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, once he graduated from prison with new found skills, learning from various inmates. He'll be better able to apply it again, and instead of just being a hobby, he'll be a professional at it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:36 29/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    He should have pleaded guilty to taking drugs. Now he's the moron who drinks piss. He's gonna be SO HAPPY in jail...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are people addicted to pee drinking - so he is an addict anyway. But 4 years? If i have small bag with drugs, i can't get 4 years here in Germany! Just for using drugs? I saw one american program, where they tested drug addicts, who were under heroine, LSD, etc. No one was arrested, because being under is not a crime! Japan... place where they censor genitals in anime...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even in the most conservative part of the US failing a drug test won't get you single day in jail.

    Now if you were involved in a crash and it was found you were under the influence at the time than it might but even there is no serious jail time unless you seriously injured or killed someone.

    Seriously what an abortion of justice.

    These so called men of law are an embarrassment to humanity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:25 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Causing bodily harm" was part of the charge,

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    09:05 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The details of it should have been included in the story for context.
    Such as did he crash a bus or cause an accident with earth moving equipment and how badly was the victim harmed?
    From what I was able to gain from what little of the original story is visible on the original site it involved stimulants which may suggest there is probably a much larger problem in the district as stimulant use is common in people who are overworked.
    Though apparently his defense is not that crazy as many stimulants are excreted in the urine a notable exception is cocaine which is fully metabolized.
    If it's an old style test that only gives a yes no answer but not level then a small amount can cause a false positive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the linked story they talk about the level of drugs in his system, that's where they get the 10 litres from.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you failed a drug test the odds are these days your a user, which means you posess it. You deserve a couple years at minimum because HELLO MCFLY!? Drugs are bad and more importantly illegal.

    Gtfo drug users.

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:48 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    You think someone deserves to go to jail for a few for what is a victimless crime wow you're a real piece of shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess that part about causing bodily harm was missed? Yeah, while under the influence he caused bodily harm to someone, that's where the 4 years comes in.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:58 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Four years just for failing a drug test?
    What kind of back asswards kangaroo court system is that esp when everyone with half the brains god gave a common rat knows drug test have a fairly high failure rate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nope, 4 years for being under the influence and causing bodily harm.

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    08:48 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Details of the incident should have been included in the story as leaving them out paints a very different picture.
    Still it is double jeopardy to stand trial twice for the same offense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese law holds that from District on up to Supreme Court it's the same case, and thus not double jeopardy

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    That pic portrays what a nasty orange haired trailer hick likes doing very well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:15 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    How can you say you love her if you can't drink her piss or eat her poop?

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:56 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    This is literally one of the stupidest things I've read and I don't mean the part about the guy drinking piss.
    Instead I mean the fact he's facing four years in jail for just failing a drug test and was tried twice for the same crime because the prosecution was unhappy with the verdict.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:47 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Japanese law holds that cases in District, High and Supreme Courts are all a single jeopardy.

    And the charge was causing bodily harm while under the influence of drugs, not just failing a drug test.

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