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Funimation has once again taken egregious liberties with an English dubbed anime, this time with the scriptwriter for Hajimete no Gal feeling the need to lambaste readers of perverted light novels by calling them “horny losers with mommy issues” and a cavalcade of other insults.

The scriptwriter for the anime is “mysteriously unknown“, but many are suspecting toxic feminist Jamie Marchi to be behind the alterations since she is a voice actress for the show – much like with Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon, where she wrote the script and made an abundance of suitably pozzed perversions of the original.

The absurd changes in the English dub of Hajimete no Gal, which decries light novel readers as woman haters who are quick to call real women “jail bait”:

Junichi: You’re crossing a line. You can’t make highschool girls read that crap!

Boss: Ah, come on they’re just some light novels.

Junichi: They may be light novels but they’re heavy on the creepy sex stuff!

Boss: Of course! Where’s the fun in forcing these jail bait tricks (chicks?) to read something decent? Plus, most the freaks who come in here hate women so seeing girls degraded gives them boners and makes them happy!

Junichi: Well maybe think about how these girls feel for once! Maybe they don’t wanna be debased just so you can sell a few more shit chicken wings to horny losers with mommy issues?

Boss: Check out the balls on this kid! Come in here and lecture me, you dick-less cuck!

“Book day’s been cancelled you guys. Another win for you SJW millenials.”

One of Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon’s controversially altered scenes is already long the subject of outrage online:

Lucoa: Hey!

Tooru: Oh hi! What are you doing here Lucoa?

Lucoa: To see you and bring these. Want some snacks?

Tooru: Duh, thank you. What are you wearing that for?

Lucoa: Oh, those pesky patriarchal societal demands were getting on my nerves. So I changed clothes.

Tooru: Give it a week, they’ll be begging you to change back.

This is not the first time Funimation’s dubbing crew has managed to get on the wrong side of history, as the scriptwriter for Prison School apparently felt the need to push the full Kool-Aid Gamergate narrative.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 24/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    It's kinda tacky to take someone else's work and then alter parts of it to serve your own personal agenda.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 24/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Game industry in the west hire people who hate game.

    Anime industry in the west hire people who hate anime.

    I still don't understand why people like this getting hire in the first place. Dubs always bad anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 24/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I understand why people like this get hired. Everyone lies in interviews these days, just about different things. These people lie about being infiltrators who intend to use the organization to spread their stupid political views.

    What I can't understand, though, is why they aren't fired as soon as their true evil shows up. Fire them. Yes, they may sue, counter-sue them up one side and down the other. Make it so bad that any other employee or potential employee knows you will legally destroy anyone who fucks with you. That's the only way to survive in business in the United Soviet States these days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    This works, but there's not a single major commercial company in the US that has these kind of balls. Rather, they're swept up into this "diversity" bullshit and would rather it rot them from the core than be portrayed as an "antidiversity" entity by a bunch of intellectually disabled millennials blowing their own dicks with a tiny straw.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:11 25/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So much this! The company do value adding work to Japan product, which some of the works target for male audience, yet they still hire SJW Extremist and Feminazi who hate those so much!
    Ok I'm fine with low quality work as with that low budget, like some mistake in grammar and alter some difficult to translate Japanese joke, but shoving politics view like SJW and Trump joke which totally not related to original work is just too much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 05/10/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    more than likely the people who hate anime and games are the type who would work for chump change if it means "doing the 'right' thing"

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because they're underpaid scabs, who couldn't cut it as real actors.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 26/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Translators and script writers being bad actors is entirely expected in any medium.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 24/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Really? We watch anime to get away from all this bs, not have it forced in our face! I used to like some of Funis dubs, not anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    They do not want there to be anywhere you can go to get away from it.

    Comment by Anonymous

    The idea of getting away from equality and human decency is pretty sickening really

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 04/10/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    go fuck yourself. You know those SJW are the ones who care the least about equality.

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    Comment by Riiku
    17:53 28/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's one thing to watch or read quality anime or LN with good story and depth, and another thing to watch/read a cheap ero-shit with nothing behind it but sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:33 27/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good thing I hate dubs, now funimation can bleed even more cash by pushing away people who like dubs lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:53 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They want to hatefuck Trump back into the White House in 2020. Fucking idiots.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:43 26/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Works for me. I'm enjoying seeing all the SJWs and moralizing idiots losing their minds.

    I'm really disappointed in Funimation for pulling this crap but, frankly, I'm pretty disappointed with this dub in general and I am a major English dub fan. (Though, I have to admit, the "what are you, the god of alternative facts?" joke they did in Tsugumomo was actually decent).

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless you've started to see anime now, and do not know, (idiot is you)
    US Dubbing and even official subbed, have always been rubbish ..
    For censorship and quality of the team (anime is for children who cares)
    If I really trump fall I want to see who this bunch of leftards will blame for everything !!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    And they are probably going to succeed at this rate we are going. So funny Hillary still don't get it, and Bill probably is too guilt ridden for her to wise her up.

    That is if we make it to 2020.

    Whatever, still did not support either shats, as is within my rights.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:06 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well when you have a affair.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 24/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    What the Fuck?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 24/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    My thoughts exactly. Even if you don't know the original context. You can bet your ass no anime character says "those pesky patriarchal societal demands ".

    Anime NEVER brings SJW bullshit, into it.

    Comment by Anonymous

    No, in japan they make fun of neets and otakus very harshly instead. Which is a non insult in the usa. So it would make sense to change it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 26/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You say that about an anime which depicts an Aztec feathered snake god as a busty woman who hates clothes... Pretty sure that was never part of the source material

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:31 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Never change the source. Never.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 24/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Another reason to never watch or support dubs.

    As if lefties aren't harmful enough in gaming, now they infest anime with their ideas. I watch anime/movies/series and play games to not think about the hell waiting outside and relax not to see some sicko ramming their virtue signal/ideology down my throat like a big cock.

    The shaming of everything not comforming to their worldview is getting tiresome. Liberalism and live and let live is dying.

    p.s. there are only 2 genders.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Thats right its been going on for years they have destroyed so many dvd - vhs sets letting some queer in the office make his own anime out of someone elses work.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guess what, it was the minorities who helped anime and manga become mainstream in the West, and after it becomes mainstream, fucker from the left or right tries to impose their shat and take over, when they did not do any of the ground works.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:24 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @10:59

    how you think is pretty fuck up

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Donwvote away, come to real anime clubs around the world, and see who is right about how most anime are very nice, or else we would not be in the clubs.

    People used to travel for hours, pay for the commute cost, just to watch anime, not bitching about a few seconds of waiting time on streaming, and how every anime is bad, but you fake fan fuckers sure do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    As well as their own doujins, some in Japan, others in Western or other doujin gathering.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:49 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    And we only worked on subs of multiple languages for free.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:29 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is untrue. Not sure how someone could convince you of such lies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also bet you are one of those fuckers that used to keep going on saying how anime is bad knockoff art with no plot and shat, only disney, WB, and all the others make real animation.

    And made a living from that BS crap, lecturing in some Uni, having only watched a few select edgy anime, out of a huge selections of anime.

    Pretty much like you fuckers are doing on here now, any and every anime is bad, except for some old classic edgy ones.

    Fuck off, many fans support a few titles they really love, other fans support most anime and criticize constructively, fake fans support none or only the edgy or mainstream ones, only when these anime are the "in" thing to do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 25/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    It may have been mostly minorities in your area in your time; I have no reason to doubt you are telling the truth.

    However, in the college anime club I visited (at the college across town), in the 80s in the midwest, I assure you it was white as white could be. (I had to go to the rich kid college, as us poor state school kids couldn't afford any of that anime stuff). I suppose some of them could have been closeted gay/lesbian, I don't know; I just wanted to see more Dirty Pair episodes.

    When I did get a job, I managed to import some Cream Lemon laserdiscs. At $120 or so a disc. Imagine paying $60 an episode, in 80s dollars -- that's 136 dollars in today's money. When I see folks online bitch about Aniplex's US release costs, I just laugh.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Because I worked with them for free, and bought some of it over, and uploaded some of it.

    Have you even been to those very early anime showings? They were mostly organised by minorities back then, just not the the type of minorities you would think off.

    But you fuckers don't know shat, and want to push your fucking fake agenda as real subculture history.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 04/10/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The leftists aren't the only ones at fault here, but also the companies that allow people to push their political views into media in this way. As a democrat, this is whole act of shaming of others for everything is fucking ridiculous and needs to stop before it completely manifests itself within all american media.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Fuck off with your politics in anime be it left or right. You are just as bad as them lefties trying to impose your shat values on anime like another foreigner who don't even get the general culture.

    Actual anime animators & mangaka don't care. There are pro Japan left and pro Japan right mangaka, but most of you are too selfish and individualistic culturally, regardless of where you stand on the political spectrum. Nothing wrong with that, but you fuckers have to get into other's faces and shove your shat, when doing it within the confines of your culture is noth enough.

    And most of these fake sjw fuckers don't care about futa or lgbt or minorities, only the platform, the membership of which they don't belong or even empathise with, or even sympathise, so long as they have a platform they can impose values from, just like the fake tradcon fuckers.

    Whatever fuckers, this is the kind of dubs you right fuckers would beat off too, and you have the galls to accuse the left, you are all cut from the same cultural cloth, me me me.

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=taco+nigger

    P.S. 0.05% of people in real life are born as some form of futa.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    igger Tacos

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:47 24/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I swear feminist are like cockroaches. They are everywhere and when you see one there are hundreds of others hiding in the shadows. This doesn't mean I hate women. It means I hate feminist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:58 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    3rd wave feminists are the worst

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:56 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    All of them were rather shit because it was never about equality.

    It was pre-feminists who fucked up family court, for example. Used to be fathers who got the kids because they had the duty to look out for their family. But one woman, a suffragette had a kid die IN AN ACCIDENT and fucked everything up because SHE thought women were the better caretakers.

    And now they complain about how it treats women and say it's about patriarchy because even they don't know their own history (which is not really a surprise, I guess, it usually is the outsiders who understand the religions best because they're the ones who actually question ideas put in front of them).

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    F off, 1st and most 2nd are not shats without a cause of the 3rd wave. That is why they stopped and got on with whatever, while the extreme radicals on both sides continued.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:00 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Really......1st wave feminism ie. Suffragettes ONLY demonstrated and riot, yes rioted, for female voting rights. At the time only male landowners could vote. This means that over 95% of the male population could not vote either. The Suffragettes did not care or even acknowledge this fact and only cared about the female vote. Feminism, even at it's inception was never about equality between the genders. It has always been about female superiority.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm all down for feminists, my dad would hit us all the time when he was around. Back in the past women did not have a way out. Personalty I'm not very good at relationships, you need to know yourself and if you're ready for someone. Most people just get pushed into someone for convenience.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:49 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometimes when you see this many people stand up for change the underlining problem has be in society for too long. Women have a lot of pressure to have kids early and some or forced into relationships. Remember women don't have that long to have healthy offspring. The optimal time to have really strong offspring would be around 23-25. Unless you are born into money most people are still learning how to make money around that time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its understandable man

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:04 24/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    What a great way make people want to pirate a show and to make them hate SJW's even more. This stupididty will cost them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You got that right, but them with their shat policies will not get it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:17 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    P.S. Why do I care, I don't touch dubs in the first place anyway. Except back in the super old days stuck somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with only dubs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yep. Last Funimation purchase I make will be Hyouka part 2 and that's only because I preordered it and it's shipping from the retailer this weekend and it's too late to cancel.

    It's one thing to make a mistake. It's another not to learn from your mistake. The original dub change in whatever show it was, could have just been a misguided attempt at a joke. But after the hue and cry over it, any further change like that can only be deliberate.

    Now they've done it again, so it's clearly Funimation corporate policy. In response, all I can say is Hail to the Fansubbers, long may they translate!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:54 24/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I go out of my way to pirate single audio versions these days.







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