Mario’s Nipples Overwhelm Social Media


The latest hot topic about Super Mario Odyssey that has swept over social media has been none other than the reveal of Mario‘s nipples, naturally prompting all sorts of witty reactions from clever internet denizens and sure to be a breath of fresh air compared to all the previous complaints about the game being racist.

The latest Nintendo Direct’s portion on Super Mario Odyssey, which briefly revealed Mario’s nipples:

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:59 16/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I demand a Peach version!!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    How about some Palutena rule 34 then?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 16/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Twitter is home to some of the thinnest skinned individuals on Earth, aka Liberals. The average Liberal has blocked so many people they basically speak into their own personal echo chamber.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Most offensive thing human ever discovered: Nipples.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    OMG, west, why do you even care about some man's nipples? oO
    Are your lives boring to the extent where stuff like this becomes important?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    what the fuck twitter

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    We all know Super Mario is a man! But social media try to brainwash new to this world he not and change Mario into something he isn't! The truth is in 2018 is a big deal to influence people to smoke weed in the west! Social media if they can brainwash you not even know common sense then selling weed is easy as pie!
    I don't see the Liberal stopping selling of marijuana recreational use! Which we all know drug ruin the brain IQ.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:59 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did weed ruin your brain IQ?

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    Comment by Esfruj Esfifurz
    07:41 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Those are no nipples. Those are two PEPPERONI SLICES.

    Mamma mia !

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    now we know waluigi is uncircumcised and mario has nipples.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    uncircumcised? jews will put a stop to that

    Comment by Anonymous

    Circumcision is a practice done in nearly every civilized society. It has health benefits and no negative side effects.

    It's pretty much the same as vaccinations right now. Only goofballs choose to not have it done to their children.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:55 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Loss of sensitivity is a negative side effect. What are the benefits? It's marginally easier to clean and it looks better, nothing significant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not only that - man cum later after this, because penis head become less sensitive. Sometimes there is also problem with to small hole in skin for penis head, so sex and masturbation fails...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    cum too quick? jerkoff more

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, look like some people are slow, and doesn't get the joke at all and need to be pointed out. Actually Sankaku already pointed out at the first paragraph with "all sorts of witty reactions from clever internet denizens."

    Western people have very weird logic like it's okay to do all sort of violent things in games but it's not okay to even show a nipple in games.

    Also Nintendo as you can tell they tend to be on the side of "kids friendly" but as you can see most of their games feature violent/killing like everyone else and very likely that you not gonna see any nipple in their games.

    That's why people making fun of Mario's nipple.

    P.s. If don't get it and you need someone to explain the joke like this then you should consider yourself on stupid side.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also, no other Nintendo characters seem to have nipples for whatever reason, especially since they tend to be much less Cartoony than Mario...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:24 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mario's nipples are pink enough to prove that he's white, even though he's Italian.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mario has Nips because he's an earthling.
    Link doesn't because he's not human and his species obviously doesn't breastfeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    All humans start life in the womb as a female before coming out genetically male, nipples being the left over of that switch as they are functionally useless for men.

    This just proves that canonically, Nintendo made Link to be 100% undeniably male! The truest definition of being male, started out as one and came out as one! perfection!.

    Mario on the other hand...

    I'm more shocked at how little belly fat he has, I thought he was fat?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is not true, people start life as neither gender.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    All this is really hilarious to watch lol. There have been even more serious Issues before and now People make a big Furor about the simple fact that he's got Nipples while other Nintendo Characters don't. If you ask me its simply a matter of Graphic Design. I mean imagine that Pic with Mario having no Nipples. That would cause an even bigger hype than if he would have any. In Comparison that Link from Breath of the Wild still looks good even without Nipples.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The internet never ceases to amaze me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:11 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is Mario's nipples really such a surprise? People are acting as if men don't have nipples..
    Especially, Porygon(@PorygonNews) in one of those tweet..
    I couldn't help but laugh and think "Never seen a nipple before"?

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    Comment by Riiku
    01:28 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nipples are SOMEHOW considered a sexual entity and can traumatize sensitive young minds.

    I don't know how.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:00 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If that's the case then they would be more traumatised by even a mosquito bite since it resemble a nipple.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gimme Peach's pink ass nips

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    Comment by Anonymous
    08:20 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    my nipples look like milk duds

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    SJW's at it again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Matt Lees...Luke Plunkett...Nathan Grayson...Samit Sarkar?

    Cancer. Just cancer.

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