Satomi Yuria Wants To Get Married

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    Avatar of Primus de Pedos
    Comment by Primus de Pedos
    00:49 15/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Being a female pornstar is like telling the entire world that you're a filthy whore who can only earn money by being a glorified fuckdoll.

    Even the most cucked, beta male would not marry you if you're that honest about being an (over)used fleshlight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quit kidding yourself cuckboi, I'm willing to bet that you along with 90% of the other regulars on this site would take the offer in a heartbeat if she came to you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... when she was 12.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    We're all pedos on this page.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:13 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Totally not a pedo

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Says the uncucked alpha male of Sankaku Complex, I'm sure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:14 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    There was no chance to be cucked. None whatsoever.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I'm a bay area programmer in my 30s, I make 330k/year. I'm into getting cucked, where do I send my marriage application. She doesn't even have to move in with my or anything, just knowing that she's legally mine would make watching her get fucked in legacy videos that much hotter. I only need like 60k/year to survive, she can have the rest!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:10 26/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am in the bay area too. Can you show me the ways to to make that much every year? I am struggling, poor, and life sucks right now. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:27 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sure you are and I am IRON MAN.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:16 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would marry her for just $40K per year.

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    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:51 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good for you

    Comment by Anonymous

    then get divorce raped down the line for half your stuff 30 yr old programmer! all for abit of pussy eh? not fucking worth it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:05 15/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Eh, looks like a fine fucktoy but no sane man would marry that slut. Mostly cus of her spending habits

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 18/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The spending habit is a massive turn off

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:02 15/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.7)

    This strikes me more like she's looking for a rich sucker to bail her out of her tax problems and she thinks that the privilege of marrying a high mileage former pornstar somehow makes that worthwhile. Who knows what other problems will come up after you slip on the ring?

    Ludacris was right. "Can't turn a ho into a housewife."

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:10 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Was with you until you quoted a thug rapper and everything before that was instantly forgot and you were branded a retard

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous

    Even thugs don't want to settle for hoes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    suuuuuuure, if you want rap to define your life

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:09 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    She will probably find a good cuck to pay for her, but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised if none of the whales wanted to put a ring on her since they can just buy her without the threat of her stealing 50% of everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:01 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    who ever marries her needs to do the following.

    Draft a prenuptial agreement.
    Keep a spare set of divorce papers handy.
    Don’t open any joint accounts.
    Don’t introduce them to any of your friends.
    Don’t take then home to meet your mother. Momma always knows!
    Don’t be surprised when the conversation of an open relationship or ‘swinging’ comes up.
    Have the bitch tested regularly.

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    Comment by Dark Mage
    07:40 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Tell that to Mr Trump.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    depends on the location honestly as to how valid a prenup is and how good her lawyer is lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Prenuptial agreements are actually worthless in court and are thrown out of court if it tries to reduce the amount of that she gets.

    Comment by Anonymous

    you probably have it exactly correct

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    Comment by
    00:17 15/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Only thing you can do when married that you can't when you're not is go thrown an exclusive hell called "divorce".

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    Comment by Riiku
    02:25 15/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I'm an open minded person, I would marry her. Heck, I'm all paws for marrying a slut who would let me fuck her in the ass, swallow my cum and pee on me.

    Also some people say that every 7 years every cell in your body is replaced, so after that it is the same as if no one ever fucked her besides me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That is assuming she fucks no one but you during those seven years. That almost sounds like a fairy tale.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea see the problem is, she wouldnt do any of that shit for a husband.
    its not like those porn actresses like that shit, they do it for money cause thats the most important things in their lives above all else
    if you will let 500 men gang bang you, piss in your mouth, suck cock right out of your own ass an other girls asses for money, you love money above all else.

    its all business for them, those porn actress have no such appetites on their private sex lives
    only money would get her wet

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    Comment by Riiku
    01:32 16/09/2017 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    But it would be funny when her movie is playing on the TV right in front of us while we're having sex, and she's all covered in cum on the screen, but then tells me "no, I won't let you cum on my face you pervert"

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    so is her biography going to be translated? Might make for interesting reading....

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:45 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm curious too

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    At first I thought it was that AKB48 chick. Anyway, she's had as much sex as most unmarried american chicks in their 30s and I wouldn't take them either but most men do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Used pussy appreciates in value like wine."

    -No one except fisting fetishists.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'll spoil something for you. The vagina is a muscle. Like every muscles, the more it is used, the stronger it becomes.
    Which mean that women who have lot of sex are actually tighter.
    But you would not now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The more you know

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fucking since the unripe age of 12. Damn, her pussy must have seen 1000 cocks cumming inside it by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It didn't say she was fucking at 12, it said 'sexual experience', which might be 'indirect kissing' for all the hell anyone who hasn't read her book knows.

    She's trying to get those who want to know what she did at 12, to buy the book.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:15 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Pretty hawt having her first sexual experience at 12. Sure wish I was the one that gave it to her
    Dicking her down at 12 would make for a great story

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "sexual experience" to a guy = fucking

    "sexual experience" to a girl = maybe kissing, maybe with tongue, maybe she let a nice boy feel her boob for a second.

    What a girl means by "sexual experience" is anyone's damn guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:36 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Over 80 comments? Really?

    Is there anything that won't trigger the everliving shit out of SC's little snowflake shitheads? Doesn't matter what gets posted, there's always some fucking meltdown going on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 16/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You would have a point if idiots on the left didn't whine about safe spaces and getting triggered all the time. Just like idiots on the right a decade ago.

    In this shitty age, everyone is a snowflake. Hoe with tax problems talking settling down with some sucker just rustled a million jimmies here. Nothing to be done about it.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Best of luck to her finding a sugar daddy I guess....

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:11 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah... I guess...

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    Comment by zetagog
    13:31 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Just get an ugly girl and some make up. It will end up costing much less.

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    Comment by jr240483
    17:37 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i for one wouldnt mind letting her give me a shot. but realistically, the odds of her dating a black american who cant speak japaneese is slim to none.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:18 17/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Hang in there bro

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:23 15/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    she's not my type, I like the more cutesy girls but I'd be totally down to marry a girl if she was an av actress. I judge her based on how she acts when we are in a relationship. Besides it could be quite hot.

    I don't have any hang ups about that. IF the marriage is for love, I'm all for it. If not, I'm not about it regardless of who/what she is. I don't like that tax part of the article but who knows, maybe she does find someone, that'd be nice.

    If that's the case I wish her the best.

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