Some of the leading reasons for Chinese military recruits attempting to enlist being rejected include being too fat or masturbating too much, embarrassing new data reveals.
Apparently 57% of potential recruits at an unnamed Chinese town were rejected for failing to meet the physical fitness requirements – a fifth of them due to being too obese while others were rejected for unhealthy livers and gallbladders caused by poor eating habits; bad eyesight blamed on smartphone use was the cause of even more failures.
Another 8% were rejected because of “abnormal enlargement of small testicular veins” – a fate that apparently befalls those obsessed with masturbation and is apparently debilitating enough to prevent eager soldiers from being recruited.
Recent reports stated that the physical fitness of Chinese youths has been dropping drastically, with one study declaring that China possesses the most obese children than any other country in the world (America’s glorious commander-in-chief looks likely to rectify this if only by personal example though).
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That c♥♥t Mao would be so proud.
until they realized…that BIG MAN have higher chance getting SHOT more than TWICE and they can act as a TRENCH when they die.
watch NORTH KOREA use 1000 FAT MAN for their front and toss them off the cliff as weapons.
IS recruits should see anime and the world will be saved. This will be a new secret US weapon against terrorism! Muslim extremists will get fat, do not interested in 72 virgins after death, but 69 lolis in animes. They will eat unhealthy pork, do not pray 4 times a day, watch sometimes Yaoi forbidden h… They will become normal.
Yawn…
China can threaten the US all it wants about North Korea, but the US has a lot of friends, and China has certain Indian neighbors that fucking hate them and would love to get some more land.