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Some of the leading reasons for Chinese military recruits attempting to enlist being rejected include being too fat or masturbating too much, embarrassing new data reveals.

Apparently 57% of potential recruits at an unnamed Chinese town were rejected for failing to meet the physical fitness requirements – a fifth of them due to being too obese while others were rejected for unhealthy livers and gallbladders caused by poor eating habits; bad eyesight blamed on smartphone use was the cause of even more failures.

Another 8% were rejected because of “abnormal enlargement of small testicular veins” – a fate that apparently befalls those obsessed with masturbation and is apparently debilitating enough to prevent eager soldiers from being recruited.

Recent reports stated that the physical fitness of Chinese youths has been dropping drastically, with one study declaring that China possesses the most obese children than any other country in the world (America’s glorious commander-in-chief looks likely to rectify this if only by personal example though).


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    Comment by masuda
    01:26 01/09/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    What a great way to avoid military. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I am keeping peace and saving lives, one fap at a time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That Reimu has a huge hit box.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Only lasers can affect this Reimu. Any projectile will just bounce off.

    Avatar of A Mischievous Faerie.
    07:53 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess she'd be pretty op in the games if she could still move fast.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Chinese military look at balls too? Is it that way in all military? When i went for the U.S. they molested me and made me pee while someone's creepy uncle stared at my penor

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:01 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    so if you have big balls you can't join the military?
    what the fuck?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:43 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Abnormal enlargement of small testicular veins?

    My testicular veins must be huge. What happens if they get big? Do your testicles explode?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How does the military know how much their recruits jerk off?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:11 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    it makes up about forty percent of basic training.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:24 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How the hell does one masturbate "too much"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:32 02/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    @03:24

    When you go from blisters to callouses.

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    Comment by Fonzer
    03:58 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really wonder how much would be too much,plus what kind of problem is it if you have abnormal enlargement of small testicular veins. Is it even masturbations fault for that?
    And also a known fact is that masturbation reduces the chance of prostate cancer.
    Just this week i heard from some woman friend that her husband died of prostate cancer.They didn't find out for 2 weeks until he died and the autopsy showed that, heard had some serious back pain from that.

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    Comment by Riiku
    07:20 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe too much is when your body says "stop, I don't want to orgasm any more" and you're like "come on bitch, one more time *faps vigorously* one more fucking time....".

    Then, there are times when you look at porn and your hand just grab the dick by itself, and you're like "OK, if I don't cum now, I'll jump out the fucking window". For me, it's 2-3 times a week, which I consider a normal fapping schedule.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 02/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah you gotta go 3 times a day. What a filthy casual.

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    Comment by Manuel
    08:29 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao lil bitch 2-3 times a week

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:23 04/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "So you want to become a soldier, huh?"
    "Yessir!"
    "How often do you whack off?"
    "What."

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 05/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    until they realized...that BIG MAN have higher chance getting SHOT more than TWICE and they can act as a TRENCH when they die.

    watch NORTH KOREA use 1000 FAT MAN for their front and toss them off the cliff as weapons.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 03/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    IS recruits should see anime and the world will be saved. This will be a new secret US weapon against terrorism! Muslim extremists will get fat, do not interested in 72 virgins after death, but 69 lolis in animes. They will eat unhealthy pork, do not pray 4 times a day, watch sometimes Yaoi forbidden h... They will become normal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:29 02/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yawn...

    China can threaten the US all it wants about North Korea, but the US has a lot of friends, and China has certain Indian neighbors that fucking hate them and would love to get some more land.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like I would get rejected in that military?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That's fine, diabetes and other health ailments will accept you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think 💭 he's referring to jerking off too much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Masturbating too much....wha...is it even possible to use these words in the same sentence?

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    Comment by Cheese-kun
    01:23 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see the Chinese have similar issues to the Americans, British, Australiais, etc.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Meanwhile, left crying for transgenders ..

    Left-wing Americans and libtards do not recognize their fortunes in living in a free country ..

    They are like spoiled children who have never starved or lived in neighborhoods with high crime ..
    Or a government that puts you in jail if you open your mouth for complaining of repression!

    Cry, studying at the world's most expensive and sought after universities!
    Even teens have a driver's license and a car..

    Too much Benefits and offers nothing in return, result in people like this ..

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:27 01/09/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Meanwhile, you're crying about the left and then grouping the entire nation as the left and pretty much saying that all kids who have a driver's license and a car is from the left, all in a reply that is completely unrelated and specifically targets one of those areas the previous post mentions. You seem angry and jealous at first world countries or maybe just The US and also just seem to be plain fucked up in the head. Time to see a shrink.

    Comment by Anonymous

    You're a complete jerk at mixing left and right ..
    I'm talking about guys like you from leftards .. who is not content with anything and is still rude and ignorant of anyone who disagrees.
    In my view are you leftards who need a shrink, antifa, SJW is a good example of people willing to dialogue with spit and urine ... and pepper gas

    You put me, as envious, as a means of offending me, when in fact the text is about being grateful for what you have ...
    And people like you do not give a damn..

    The Post's target is civil rights and what include in previous the text?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're just a filthy anon!! Know YOUR PLACE!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, just because you did not like it.

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    Comment by Cheese-kun
    02:53 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You misunderstood me. I was talking about how all those countries have lots of fat people...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sorry, Your post ended this way.
    My point is, several genres are already accepted in the Usa army, but just do not want one and become disgrace by the leftist media ..

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not actually a real problem for China as it is for those countries you named. Yet.
    There are 62 million of obese people in China out of a population of about 1.4 billion, that's barely noticeable in fact. The alarming thing is that in the last 30 years, childhood obesity has multiplied by 17, and that coincides basically with them opening the country to western influence, so it will be blamed no matter if rightfully or wrongfully.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:20 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The american right-wing only care about things like freedom of speech when it's about them. No one else would have any rights if they could manage it. Guess what? One of the SEAL Team members that killed Bin Laden is trans, tell her/him s/he shouldn't be allowed in the military.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:45 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    To be specific, she/he was only in support role during Neptune Spear, but she/he was an E-8 as an SEAL.

    And she was not the only one. After that day, even before Enduring Freedom officially began, there were at least 3 Americans in similar units already involved, who later transitioned after they got out honorably.

    One of them now even looks good enough to be on here in Comiket news, when she cosplays. She/he looked like he belonged in any post-2011 SEAL movies. Even with all this, it did not help her get messed around every now and then by Trump-styled "patriots".

    In fact, that is part of all their lives after transitioned, having served honorably in very hard units.

    Not every trans is a Manning, and Manning deserves the time and maybe more, but she might have done the right thing.

    There was at least 1 Brit in a similar but lower tier hard unit who did the same after she/he got out. And he/she is not the only one in friendly hard units. Knows one or two hard fooker who became fruity after they got out. I am pretty fruity too.

    10% of trans in the West have served, over 5% of the general population.

    Also it is not chicom's rejects we should be worried about. I was pretty smart and hard, but even their female peasants are hard, a lot of them are smart too, and they got a shat ton of them in both genders. People got brainwashed by that one child news, nothing beats clickbait without the important details.

    Also those anti-LGBT fookers makes me laugh, being anti-LGBT or anti-fetish will not gain them any magical sky points if they are still unrepentant, be them fookers outside of marriage, divorcee, or hypocrites. Them fookers tends to be pretty anti-anime, manga, and waifus too. They are the original anti-anime & manga group, originally based on artistic "racial superiority".

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course he was killed, as if everything said by Obama is true..like his straight marriage and his own name ..

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 12/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    That cunt Mao would be so proud.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    wouldn't being in the military help with the obesity and poor diet?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:33 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd be a drain on resources depending on how out of shape you are; the worse you are the longer it takes to get you up to par. That's why there's a minimum physical requirements bar in the first place.

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    Comment by Riiku
    07:24 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well if they don't want boys fapping too much, give them girls, let them fuck until they can't fuck no more.

    Build legal brothels, with affordable prostitutes and regular health checks. Stop making sex look like something precious and hard to get.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:35 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a great idea, honestly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    > Well if they don't want boys fapping too much, give them
    > girls, let them fuck until they can't fuck no more.

    girls don't just grow on trees. blame all the men who insisted their wives should only give them sons, to the extent of killing girl babies. who's laughing now?

    Comment by Anonymous

    I didn't know this site was run by pussies afraid of God Emperor TRUMP




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