North Korea’s Japan Missile “Prelude to Containing Guam”


North Korean dear leader Kim Jong Un has stated that the recent test-firing of a missile that flew over Japan (the first missile to do so since 2016) was “a prelude to containing Guam”, apparently having forgotten about all the US bases in South Korea and Japan in the mean time.

This “show of power” by North Korea was apparently to protest the annual military exercises (claiming they could start an “accidental war”) being held between the U.S. and South Korea, as well as to “make the cruel Japanese islanders insensible on bloody August 29th when the disgraceful ‘Korea-Japan Annexation Treaty’ was proclaimed 107 years ago.” – with such ancient deeds apparently still spreading animosity.

Landing in the Pacific Ocean about 1,200km east of Hokkaido (similar to the other missile incident), Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe claimed the launch to be “an unprecedented, grave and serious threat”, with his master “God Emperor” Trump stating that all options are on the table in regards to a response to this launch.

The missile’s flight path:


Abe (having conversed with Trump for 40 minutes) convinced the U.S. to increase pressure towards North Korea, additionally requesting China, Russia and South Korea to do the same – North Korea however has refused to put its nuclear program on the negotiating table until the U.S. drops its hostile policies.

Whether this relentless lobbing of missiles will ever actually trigger a more substantive response than condemnation seems doubtful at this time however…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:10 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    How is Kim so fat though....

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He's the only one in Best Korea that eats Western food. He can get the food via China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Who else loved how this article referred to Trump as the God Emperor? I fell in love with the meme after seeing all of those 'God Emperor Trump' videos with Sabaton songs playing in the background.

    As for the legit threat to our supplier of manga and anime, I'd say Kim Jung Un needs to do a nut-check and start thinking about the welfare of his country rather then his own pride, but we all know that's just too much to ask for. When he pisses off a nation that has enough nuclear ordinance to turn North Korea into an underwater crater deeper then the Marianas trench just because of some treaty over a century ago, he needs to rethink his strategy and stop giving the world a reason to hate N.Korea.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Isnt Guam a little more to the south?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:46 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cuz North Korea don't want to provoke US military response, if they did aim at Guam direction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck the guam. they should aim for merinan mainland. it's there all the assholes are

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    North Korea won't attack anyone, this stuff has been rattling on for many years. It usually ends with the US bribing them with cash. Or in this case, when Trump gives him nothing, he'll back down because he knows his country will be a crater if he nukes any US territory. China has even said if North Korea attacks first they won't do shit.

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    Comment by Conduit
    13:05 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The problem is Kim Jong Un might just be stupid enough to do it. Unlike his pappy who knew he was full of shit, kim Jong Un has been drinking the Best Korea koolaid his entire life and may actually believe his own propaganda.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    they won't do it, because everybody will attack north korea, if they hurt japan. it's a 100% bluff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    everyone hating on Kim when he only wants to contain Guam's snake problem smh

    it's so bad they only have two breeds of bird left on there (-_-)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If Trump won't do anything about this retard then it is clear he is also a retard and for American retard who how no care for the land of anime then go fuck yourselves.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    This was pretty much the greatest North Korea propaganda to come out of the country. I won't spoil the surprise.

    If you don't smile after hearing this music, you have no soul. I'm linking to The Telegraphs youtube page, they're a British newspaper company.

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    Comment by saike
    12:31 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    they should bomb him into Oblivion..

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:33 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kim Jong Un did nothing wrong

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:47 01/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey Kim Unnngly, how would you like to have to have your penis made even smaller? Sincerely Yours: The USMC

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:40 03/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    but you cannot make it smaller than USMS's penis, right? :D those are laughed all over the world

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:51 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If only russia or china makes a quick move, but i'm sure NK would retaliate by launching whatever it can to whoever it can.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would be nice if they launched something and it hit china or russia. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or even better, at themselves, on base, roasting kim in the pure irradiated heat of irony.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:47 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Implying the people pulling the strings on their puppet Kim will get hit.

    Comment by Anonymous

    or they hit your fat mom right in her worked out ass, lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:54 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    North Korea should know this is suicide...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:57 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Suicide? Nooo waaay... Come on, great leader Squid Face Un doesn't lose to the likes of barbarian terrorists or other asian filth. He's got the world's largest army to back him up in case he decides to expand the territory, so who in their right mind would threaten him?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, i'm sure starving soldiers throwing rocks will do a lot of damage...

    the real issue is the fact NK has artillery pointed right at seoul. any military action taken against NK will result in millions of dead in seoul.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Only if USA continue to trigger them and disregard all their "allies" in region, namely Worst Korea and Japan. The most sensible thing would be to talk with N.Korea without ultimatums and sanctions, and actually with intention to reach an agreement, but "exceptional" murican empire can't allow it to happen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you retarded talk with them?The west has talked to them for decades the sanctions are a result of them not listening.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG, how stupid can you be in your ignorance. And don't call it "west", as if there was anyone but USA messing with korea from the very beginning. if shit like open war and separatists funding can be called "talked to them", I'd like to talk to your mom the same way ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those talks have already happened a couple of times. If you want yo get an image of the results, try picturing two empty chairs having a calm debate between themselves.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:52 06/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know it! Kim only wants the signature of Hachiya Makoto!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:28 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ten thousand citizens will need to starve to death to procure the resources for a North Korean missile, but fortunately the great nation of North Korea has millions of willing denizens, so it's not a problem.

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    Comment by cpc65
    22:54 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't worry, Japan. I doubt North Korea could hit you with a missile if they really tried. Unfortunately if they're just trying to hit the Pacific Ocean they'll probably miss it completely and hit you instead. Okay... soooo DO worry, Japan!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:06 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Soon in your local news "NK aims at Guam, hits Madagascar".

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    Comment by cpc65
    03:34 05/09/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Son, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat." - Patches O'Houlihan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:54 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whats with everybody?
    I think missle defence systems have been pretty much installed anywhere by now?
    Especially if you can have ships or planes between you and them, just shoot down the missles and watch them cry.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:05 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    An icbm is not interceptible unless you catch it before stage 3 (cruising), at which it is simply too fast according to several sources.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:52 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except they already tested that and could shoot one down after re-entry. Of course, that's all moot if NK somehow acquired MIRV technology.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:14 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have a solution, Nuke NK and it's done with.

    I'm not into nuclear solutions but they just keep asking for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:42 30/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Except for the fact that "nuking North Korea" WON'T mean it's "done with" They'd most likely strike South Korea before they are hit Leaving the entire peninsula uninhabitable. Then radiation clouds would get on the Jet-streams blown around to nearby countries. This isn't like cartoons where it just explodes and it's contained to one area

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:50 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    NK are allies to China, what would they think about that ? and also russia does not want a detonation so close to them same as south korea and china... it's a very difficult situation.

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    Comment by ♥Jacky la Mort♥
    06:40 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nuking NK is dumb for several reasons. China will be angry about nukes detonated so close to its border. The nukes will also eradicate 25 million civilians (of which most are just as innocent as you and I) and nobody is willing to do that since it's straight-up evil. The radiation will also make things terrible for anyone in the near area, which means the close part of China, almost all if not all of SK and the surrounding sea will most likely be heavily irradiated. So overall: bad idea.

    And even if that crazy plan was carried out, NK has enough artillery stationed to level Seoul in literally 10 minutes. They've held the city hostage for decades, else the regime would have been overthrown already.

    As for the China-NK relationship, China is actually rather pissed with NK's constant shit pulling, but they don't want to suddenly have 25 million refugees at their door after the regime breaks down, mainly since the other way down south is blocked by aproximately 1 million landmines.

    In other words, every single plan that involves overthrowing the NK regime requires precision and sabotage. It's possible that this year already the USA will do something, presumably during the annual SK festival where the people go to their ancestral homes to honour those who came before them. Big cities will be mostly empty, so even if SK shelled them into dust, at least there would be few casualties and the SK military backed up by its allies can move in and get rid of this pest.

    Of course, all of this is just speculation you have read by a person on a hentai newsblog, so believe me if you want or not.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:53 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Donald, is that you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:14 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    In case any of you nerds don't understand why Guam is so important, the DPRK is obsessing over it because it's the site of an airbase that houses the B-1B Lancer Strategic Bombers.

    That's part of the reason why they don't make threats about the bases closer to them. They're not as strategically important.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    So that's also the reason USA took it from Spain so many years ago? Because they housed B-1B Lancer Strategic Bombers?
    You have it backwards, Guam is as important as any other piece of land away from your mainland where you can and do build a military base.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    hope the military bases in north corea gets a defect and have all their missiles explode in their faces

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are launched from mobile launchers so there is no base to blow up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gawddamn, at least shoot them down! The U.S. was awesome anti-missile missile all over the place, USE THEM!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The U.S. was awesome anti-missile missile all over the place" :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:24 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would they use their trump (sorry) card against a test missile?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are waiting for NK to cross the line. You need something more than this for a open war.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well techinically the USA and North Korea are still at war.

    Comment by Anonymous

    No, there was never a declaration of war with NK.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope, you only need some kids' homework saying they've got weapons of mass destruction.

    Comment by Anonymous

    since when? pretty sure we invaded korea the first time for less, Vietnam, iran, venezuel the attempts on cuba, desert storm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:17 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Times changed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 31/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    We want North Korea to start the war up again. This time China would be our allies. As China has changed over the last 60 years compared to North Korea. China does not want a War with the United States and those of her Allies. Not only that China may face some crushing defeats on the battlefield, along with a lot of lost lives, but the Chinese Economy would just crumble and they would face the biggest depression. Long with just basically destroying the World Economy as well.

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