Kaori Matsumura “Given Semen-Stained Stuffed Animals”

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SKE48 idol Matsumura Kaori has unveiled some disturbing facts about the stuffed animal gifts she receives from fans, stating that she will beat the animals to destroy any potential cameras that may be hiding within them – while also mentioning that some of them come with “mysterious” white stains…

27-year-old Matsumura Kaori talked about the matter recently on talk show “Ogiyahagi no Busu TV”, she stated that she often receives stuffed animals as gifts from fans:

“I always hit the stuffed animals many times, and shake them violently to make sure there’s no device hidden inside. Sometimes the stuffed animals have stains on them… Like, whitish-colored stains.”

Considering how obsessed and twisted otaku can be, it might not be beyond the realms of possibility for some to have gone out of their way to rig the stuffed animals with hidden cameras and wiretaps or purposely “stain” them in order to get their worshiped idol to touch their body fluids.

Japanese idol watchers have been rather less shocked than might be expected by the disturbing news, as well as surprisingly skeptical:

“What is the white stain? Bleach?”

“The white spots must be semen!”

“Semen does not leave white stains. The only way to tell is if it has a strange smell.”

“Semen turns yellow when it stains… it’s not semen.”

“I guess she will probably throw them away. I would since there are lots of stupid and crazy fans…”

“Disgusting otaku.”

“You throw them away after examining them don’t you?”

“You can’t discover a wiretap by simply beating or shaking them.”

“Gross otaku should be treated like garbage and criminals…”

While throwing the grotesque objects away or returning them might be the best course of action, any slight against the more manic fans may be a life-threatening issue

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 17/08/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    a few seconds in the microwave destroys circuits.
    tried and proven modus operandus for people not liking the surveilance chips in their ID cards and passports.

    You should not use it on bank cards, though. While it destroys the wireless circuits for the tap-to-pay chip, it also fucks up the magnet strip.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:48 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can you actually put stuffed toys in the microwave? Won't they catch fire?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only stuff containing water gets hot and metal causes sparks and fire. Clothes, cotton, plastics or artifical fibers are all ok and are completely unaffected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:41 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why thanks Hackerman

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The hell? was that a kung fury reference?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks for the info haha

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    lol all part of being a paid jerkoff object

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:24 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Burn the toys at the stake medieval style like the Elmo vids.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I once sent a female YouTuber a picture I wanted her to sign in the mail

    It was a picture of her face with my cum all over it

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    Comment by cpc65
    12:04 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    A woodchipper will destroy any electronic devices hidden within the stuffed animal...... and the stuffed animal..... and your arm if you're not real careful.

    Avatar of A Mischievous Faerie.
    09:48 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems like this kind of stuff is pretty much to be expected in the music idol industry.
    Just wear gloves when opening gifts and if you find something disgusting pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most celebrities and politicians make it a policy to not accept mailed gifts from the public for a reason.

    I don't suppose idol managers get paid much but they should at least know that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:54 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If the groups behind these "talent" agencies really cares about them truly as investments, then they would have paid more attention, instead they just cares about getting their income stream. This said, the threat level is not very high.

    Half of these groups behind them are not even true pros in related "security" business even as the bad guys, since the appearance and face is enough to get by.

    Heck, I know more soft looking anime fan or ex-fans with actual training and experiences, who can whip half of these group's ass on various aspects of the security field, just not the incentive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I personally wouldn't want to accept gifts from people I don't know anything about.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:27 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bitch, it's your job to be a cocktease until you get old and/or ugly.

    Shut the fuck up and do some chaku ero crap before you're "done" and have to marry an otaku that's still obsessing over you or get a job as an office lady.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol good thing you will always be single

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:59 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think you understand Japan or that this is how it actually is with their "idol celebrities".

    Comment by Anonymous

    most of these idols end up as trophy wive. if they're lucky. otherwise they go intro gravuring - but their "nickname" is copyrighted by the company financing their group.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're pretty wrong. The 48G exists as a platform for the media industry to headhunt new talent, without the need to spend money and nurture them. The nurturing is done entirely by the 48G.

    Those who leave early usually find that the media industry isn't what they want, and move on to normal jobs. Those who want to stay but can't survive probably end up doing part time convenience store ads or something idk.

    Gravuring is done consistently WHILE they are still idols so I don't get your point lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:13 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude you clearly don't know Kaori's fanbase. They are a bunch of masochists, whatever she's doing IS pleasure to them. She even organized ass-smacking evens where she smacks her fans' ass with a bat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    why are these idols call otaku disguising when 99% of their fans are otaku.

    Its like they are your customers, and yet you call them disguising. Are they retards ? especially SKE48 who are even hot... not going to a big name.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:41 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    They do it because their audience like to hear these stories. You think she really beats the stuffed animals or inspects their stains? I bet all those presents get thrown out by the staff before they even come close to the idols.

    These statements are done for publicity, and see how effective they are? People online joke about it. We are reading and discussing it over here. Honestly, I probably wouldn't have ever heard of this Kaori girl if it was not for this "news"

    Wouldn't be surprised if someone out there read this and suddenly decided to attend her next handshake event to try to give her some "white-stained" toy. It brings in money, the toy will be handled (and disposed of) by the staff with the girl just giving him an insincere "thank you" smile. The guy will be satisfied with this and go back to fap dreaming of how the idol is sleeping, hugging the stained toy.

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    Comment by Manuel
    21:46 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    So they don't even get to see those presents? I don't know man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:58 17/08/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    They can probably check them out if they really want to, but doubt anyone of them is taking stuffed animals or similar back home (really, even without risk of "cameras" and "stains" why would they?)

    There was actually an article over here some time ago, about a photo showing that the staff disposes of the presents after the event.


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    Comment by Manuel
    08:53 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    So that's how it is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:07 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You need to understand the context too. Kaori's fans have been known to be pretty masochistic, she even had events where she uses a bat to smack their ass. Also, SKE themselves agree that they aren't exactly hot (among the entire 48G), but their performance is definitely something worth mentioning.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:42 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otaku are disgusting, fans are one thing, but otaku are considered fat nobody basement dwellers that get obsessed easily and can quickly turn stalkers

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's sounds like you pull all of the information out of your ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:41 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that shat 13:42 sure did, just here to troll, pretending all otaku are into the same interests, and alike.

    Only idol otaku even cares about them idols in 3D real life, every other types of otaku don't really gives a toss about them.

    Sadly idol otaku are the main fuel behind the idol industry, so that is where the bias comes from.

    Besides, most idol otaku are from your average demograph, so they are mostly underweight by normal standards, got to save up financial resources for those idols from somewhere, so usually it is from other necessities such as food.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:20 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes treat me like trash, step on me, spit in my mouth please!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:34 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd gladly be her toilet

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 17/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better take a cue from MTV's Room Raiders and use a blacklight to inspect any items.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I think you guys are disgusting otaku that should have been killed in the holocaust instead

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:51 18/08/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank god for those jews, eh?

    Comment by Anonymous

    os japoneses só podem ter demência. achar essa Matsumura Kaori bonita. tâo tudo doido

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