The slippery sensation of a water slide has apparently served as the inspiration of this loneliness alleviation tool called the “Guru Guru Love Slider“, as it supposedly simulates the sensation on the user’s genitals – which may be the least likely thing an individual would fantasize about whilst onanizing…
The Guru Guru Love Slider can be given an honest try now.
that thing looks like a penis…
Great whats next? The bungie jump feeling for your dick?
I’ll buy one for my boy, so he grow up as responsible person.
Lemme guess your boy you meant is that one inch pee pee between your legs?
That is one wicked looking water slide… I’d rather ride it than stick my dick in it thats for sure.