Anime fans forced to compulsively rank the most undesirable anime spouses have displayed an unsurprising loathing of nightmare shrews and other landmines in this latest listing.

The ranking:

1. Hanako Migiwa (Chibi Maruko-chan)


2. Jaiko (Doraemon)


3. Yui Hirasawa (K-ON!)


4. Megumi Noda (Nodame Cantabile)


5. Chihaya Ayase (Chihayafuru)


6. Hanako Hanazawa (Sazae-san)


7. Fujiko Mine (Lupin III)


8. Lacus Clyne (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED)


9 (tie). Flay Allster (Mobile Suit Gundam SEED)


9 (tie). Haruhi Suzumiya (Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu)


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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 24/06/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    This list is fucking retarded. KYS

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You first - show us how it's done ;P

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You be butthurt

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:48 24/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    i'm sure everyone would agree, why is lacus on this list? she's pretty, rich, kind, gentle and gives you a gundam. only problem is you'll probably die if you're not kira.

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    Comment by sengcreate
    21:02 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    this is stupid list anyway

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:50 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    What's wrong with 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 9? I would def marry Lacus

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:58 24/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Shit tier list i say. Seriously ppl kill themselve if they marry Yui?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yui is fun and adorable. She makes a perfect wife that I would live my life with.Hack, she loves cake too, I like cake too! We are gonna eat lots of cakes together.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's married life they're thinking of, not just sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 24/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Nothing really wrong with her aside from a little bit of airheadedness. She's 16, still plenty of room to mature.

    This list is nonsense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:28 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You have just angered the Cat Alliance Troupe aka C.A.T.
    Prepared to get furballed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:53 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    A cat is fine too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:57 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow...glad to see that the most realistic answer is also the lowest rated.

    Honestly the "community" (aka amalgamation of weeaboo scum) here is shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    P.S. Realistic answer my ass, f off since you are not a "weeaboo scum". Bet I pay more bills for myself and others than you make, can kill more pests than you, and a shat ton of other real useful tasks. Now F off since you and most of your ilk are just here for "jap" nudies, seeing how most commented are usually not anime or manga related, but nudies with derogatory comments.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:04 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Many of you calling or implying others as retarded are the real retards, or you have as much of a blessed life as Yui, or you are still teenagers.

    Get out of your sweet FCKING family life bubble. and smell the real world.

    The fact Yui is not mean spirited and a cheater, means she is already head and shoulders above a lot of real wives. Even #1 Hanako and #2 Jaiko looks nice and friendly in comparison, and both of them partly grew out of it.

    Personally knows how to do a lot of "menly" and "womenly" chores, as well as bringing home the bacon, pay the fcking bills and taxes, and I would gladly have her, or most on this list.

    Don't want to kill Haruhi, don't remotely want to marry her neither.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Having Yui around is no different to buying a cat: cute, but absolutely retarded and useless. So as long as you understand you are marrying a cat, there is no issue.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:54 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    where's mikazuki to kill dis bitch

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:37 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why the hell wouldn't you marry Lacus? She's smart, beautiful, rich, king, has a beautiful singing voice and doesn't mind commanding war ships. What the hell is there not to like?

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    Comment by Garret
    23:52 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'd marry Haruhi in a heartbeat, Yui in two heartbeats.

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    Comment by Ishmon16
    02:10 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    WTF Id marry the shit outta haruhi!

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    Comment by kintama00
    23:03 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'd take Fujiko-chan any time >.<

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:04 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The list is retarded. Chihaya's not that bad. Sure she's clumsy, rather absent-minded and not exactly a straight-A student but she's sweet, good-natured, and easy going. And of course, she's a real beauty too. In the overall scheme of things, that's nowhere near "die rather than marry."

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    Comment by No Name
    15:25 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yui, Haruhi, and Fujiko should not be on this list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fujiko's backstabbing tendencies might have something to do with that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:07 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yui I can see because she's depicted as being so dependent on others. She has her moments, but most of the time, she does come across as just a big child. Personally, I'd rather marry the younger Hirasawa if I had to choose a Hirasawa to marry. (Otherwise, I'd be aiming for Mio or Mugi.)

    Haruhi has... Problems. The main on being that she can literal make the current US epidemic of "alternative facts" come true if she truly believes anything. Again, she has her moments, but she's too self-centered most of the time.

    Fujiko I can't comment on.

    In the end, Yui and Haruhi are, IMHO, too high maintenance. Great characters to help drive the series they star in, but not exactly spouse material without more character development. Though I dunno about the "rather die than marry" aspect. Bit extreme, though I can KINDA see that with Haruhi. (Sad part is she can make that come true if you scorn her that way.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    US epidemic of "alternative facts"
    you mean the one coming out of every major liberal news agancies in America? that one?

    "Russia hacked the elections and gave trump millions of votes"
    when more than 50% of voetes were done by paper to prevent exactly that, but hey, the evul ruzzians are coming back

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 26/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Show me just one legitimate news outlet (like CNN or NBC or something, not some crackpot blog) claiming that the Russians altered the actual vote tallies. You won't find any, because that's just a bullshit strawman. While there are indications that the Russians *attempted* to hack the actual voting machines, there is no evidence that they were successful in those attempts. And again, no legitimate news outlet is claiming otherwise.

    What the news outlets (and pretty much every intelligence-gathering agency) *are* saying is that the Russians used hacking efforts, such as the ones against the DNC e-mail servers, to attempt to *influence* the election. Not by actually altering vote tallies, but by releasing damaging/embarassing information to WikiLeaks, things like that, to affect how people would vote.

    Obviously there's room for debate about how much influence the Russians' efforts actually had, and whether it affected the outcome. We can't exactly perform an A-B trial. But it's undeniable that they did do the hacking, and that they did try to use the information obtained in that hacking to affect our election.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:18 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    1, 2, 6 aren't even qualifies as anime characters...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are classic anime. The Sazae-san manga for example is actually older than Astro Boy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are legit anime characters, just not anime you watched. Agrees they are not the most deserving on this list.

    Might even get a reboot the way things are going, don't know about that for their world.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well they do in japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:14 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I don't know the girls from the kid shows (but really, why even discuss marrying with children those age) but I'm confused with the other ones as they're ok marriage partners even if some of them have a few loose screw like Flay.

    This list is very confusing, was there a mistranlation? I'm definitely down to marrying someone like Lacus or adult Haruhi.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea I don't get Lacus maybe they confused her with Miir who was made to look like her in destiny but even then I don't see much issue with her. Flay yes she is wako for most of the show so I can sort of understand her being on the list.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Nope, that's what the original poll was literally titled. An additional bit the translated title left out was "Even though they're pretty, no way".

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:31 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Could put any character on the list and still get a valid list, marriage is not worth the hassle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:40 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    sankaku users should really consider marrying a cartoon, 3d girls are out of their league

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why Saigiri isn't here ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Harihi should be number 1. Shes the A number 1 bitch of anime. Except maybe Naru from Love Hina.

    And I bet Lacus is a demon in the sack.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 27/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lightning and Asuna should both share rank 1. I rather the universe ended than even allow them to exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:08 27/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Megumi Noda supposed to be a pianist not a violinist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:04 28/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is dumb as hall #7-the rest i world fuck and marry on the spot love this anime girls dont know much about the orthers

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 26/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is Yuno Gasai not at the top of this list, omg. You'd die soon AFTER marrying her. I mean hey, if getting stabbed repeatedly is your thing, then I guess that's cool.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    this list is pretty accurate, id bite the bullet with lacus chihaya and flay thou

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:33 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kotonoha from school days. That girl is cray cray

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    She is alright, might even be a decent wife, just like her rival, so long as you don't mess around.

    And she is about the same as her rival, just quicker to the draw, or slower depending on which version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:48 28/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not at all, Kotonoha would be an amazing wife as long as you don't go out of your way to break her heart. Unless you're a cheating bastard, you should be perfectly fine.

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    Comment by sengcreate
    21:01 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    8 Lacus Clyne , 9 Flay Allster and 9 Haruhi Suzumiya, those girls are alright, but why on the list ? for "Yui Hirasawa" , i have to agree somehow

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 24/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    5. Chihaya Ayase
    Good more of her for me then.

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    Comment by kamehappo
    02:58 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    3, 5 and 9! They don`t have only bad sides, and Haruhi has said she have her sex urges to example! That is promising enough.

    Young men these days seems to be cowards, remember, no pain, no gain!

    Frankly, i don`t get why Yui is in this at all!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 25/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If given the time to let Haruhi mature she wouldn't be that bad, the problem is her tendency to unconsciously destroy the world.

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