Japanese Men “Can Now Get Chikan Insurance”


Japanese men wrongfully accused of being a chikan can now get insurance to cover their legal fees should they dare to protest the accusations, bound to relieve men who might otherwise be fast-tracked into a confession based on the infallible testimony of a woman on a packed train.

Those who possess this insurance are ensured immediate legal advice should they be accused of groping or other sexual wrongdoings, and contacting the insurance company will summon a lawyer to the incident location.

The president of the Japan Small Amount and Short Term Insurance company originally introduced this opportunity in 2015 following the popularity of a movie based upon a man being falsely labeled as a chikan, though few initially signed up – it was not until recently that hundreds of people have been seizing the deal on a monthly basis.

The insurance costs about ¥6,400 (about $58) a year and only covers the lawyer’s fees for the 48 hours after his summons, although this might be viewed as a small price to pay for a avoiding potentially career ending conviction.

Fortunately it seems the insurance payout is unaffected by the success of the defense – although it may only be a matter of time before women have access to chikan counter-insurance and the whole situation spirals deeper into absurdity.

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    Comment by sdarkpaladin
    04:02 04/06/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The moment when they have women only trains to prevent them from being groped but no men only train to prevent men from being falsely accused of groping.

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    Comment by Esfruj Esfifurz
    08:14 04/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Absolutely preposterous and predatorial. Terrible news.

    Still, it's understandable. I remember a few years ago, in Japan, they were talking about the issue of false groping accusations and there was a lawyer in the studio. His advice if you're falsely called a chikan? RUN. RUN BEFORE THE COPS ARRIVE.

    You know the legal system is fucked up when even lawyers don't trust it being fair.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 04/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Laws = Schemes made up for "legal" extortion.

    And you wonder why the "Lady Justice" is blind fold for a reason "to not see the truth". Justice is not the truth or fairness is this current system...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    the joke is the same for the french human right.

    The man isn't free, he has to obey to the finger and the eye, so to chain his chin, himself.

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    Comment by Justin iZ Here
    03:18 04/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    amazing this even has to be a thing, it's nice women can claim something like this without a shred of evidence and completely ruin a mans life for no reason.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What else is new? Plenty of cases where a woman decides 1 week after consensual sex that she didn't like it and would like to formally ruin someone's life. We were even taught in med school that since false accusations "only make up 3-5% of all accusations, you should always believe the woman and she is never at fault".

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:32 07/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats bullshit. Since they are counting all the false accusations that end up in GUILTY verdict as a real accusation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 05/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    It goes both ways. When a woman actually is raped and has the courage to press charges, the man will say it was consensual, and the lawyers do everything in their power to destroy her reputation. Thus she is not only physically assaulted, but socially ruined as well unless the guys' lawyers are totally ineffective.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 05/06/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Men get charged for rape 99% of the time even if no solid evidence is present past her word. The justice system heavily favors the side of the women even in the face of no evidence. So while this might happen, it's nowhere near as common.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Welcome to modern human society.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 05/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or just Japan

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I don't get this whole chikan thingy, no matter how crowded a train is, there would be an eyewitness. I've been on several of these crowded japanese trains. Chikan allegations should require at least two eye witnesses known confirmed to have been on the same train in the same car at the same time with no known affiliation with either party.

    They really need an innocent until proven guilty policy on these things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:23 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    When it's man vs woman, it's always guilty by suspicion. Always has been, and and always will be if we continue to let these social justice turds run amok.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahaha... this reminded me of "Chikan no Licence" XDDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lolicon insurance when?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is the movie name ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0794350/

    Though it said 2015 so maybe another movie.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shit, what's wrong with being groped and fingered on a train. It feels good. So why not. Just enjoy it. Shit, I see its not the Chikan insurance I'll need but a lawyer to reduce my sentence, lol.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I'm sure you'd want some freak shoving their fingers up your asshole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 05/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's do it

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm saving up until I can buy chikan insurance credit default swaps.

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    Comment by sengcreate
    07:50 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think i need the insurance

    Comment by Anonymous

    The proper response is, of course, to return all human females to the status of chattel. That is, property. They should be owned from the moment of birth to the moment of death.

    Yes, they won't like that. Who cares?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:56 04/06/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously, yo' mamma!

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