Magikarp Song English Version Emerges




The Pokemon franchise has released an English version of the cute “Magikarp Song”, sure to appeal to younger fans and possibly even the 30-year-old basement-dwelling virgins who refuse to grow up.

The English iteration:

The original Japanese song:

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    Comment by konakona
    14:52 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Refuse to grow up? Bruh Pokemon main age group is 20+ year old.

    The 10 year old kids play Call of Duty and GTA.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 16/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The classic CoD & 3D era GTA are also around that age of 20+ or older.

    I played GTA only because of the anime skin mods, then instead of insulting their anime fanbase with
    Princess Robot Bubblegum, Rockstar's best sandbox competition allows for character customization with female voice and story script lines, anime-ish looking face and pupils, and an ingame collecable finder map.

    Will not play newer GTA even if it is free, don't have that much time for the 100%, nor the mood to anime mod it, then have the purchased game banned and locked.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Pokemon GO is for soccer moms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:11 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Whoever wrote that article for Sankaku should fucken kill themselves. Not everyone chooses to live in a basement and is 30 yrs old and cant afford a prostitute. You stupid fuck, its fucks like you who look down upon these degenerates to make themselves feel better.

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    Comment by MARl0
    00:46 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nice way to insult a large percentage of your own fanbase Sankaku. Stay classy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sankaku has always insulted its core demographic. The author(s) of the site are idiots.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:38 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Basement-dwelling virgins"
    When the fuck did sankaku get so leftwing?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:42 16/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Geez, you snowflakes sure are easily triggered from a simple joke.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Lol what? sankaku reports on all japanese stuff, or anime related stuff. its not their fault most adult stuff are what bring in more money.

    Anyways this vid is so funny! haha

    Comment by Anonymous

    hitting too close to home?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow Sankakucomplex, way to go!
    I dont know when you insulted so many of your own fans the last time, but this was absolutely classy
    Good job being a fucktard really

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:50 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey I'm not 30...yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually the weakest pokemon has to be ditto. It has no moves of its own and has to transform to copy other pokemon. Dittos main job is to be a breeding sex slave.

    The next on the list should be caterpie it literally has nothing but stringshot

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 15/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)


    The pokemon with the least BST is wishiwashi, with 175 BST, it's extremely frail, but his ability make up for it. Without this ability, the second in the top weakest pokemon is Sunkern, with 180 BST but is still extremely frail. Magikarp doesn't even have the worst attacking moves in the game, and has a not too shitty moveset with access to Hydro Pump, and could set up with Z-moves.

    The actual weakest pokemon is Cosmog, who is able to know only two moves, Splash and Teleport, making it absolutely useless in battle at any level, and it cannot breed.

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