In honor of the upcoming 101st All Japan University Sumo Kanazawa Tournament, a short video has emerged introducing 82 sumo techniques courtesy of two cute schoolgirls in their uniforms, with the heavyweight sport bound to attract more fans if it involved cute girls rather than obese Mongols in loincloths.
The odd video, which apparently required three entire days of filming:
All the techniques used in the video:
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I’m happy they’re not fat fujoshi otakus.
Comparison of JK is fat fujoshi otakus? Okay, that is pretty random, does tell something about something still.
Like someone not into anime, but pretends to be. Also seems to want to start something.
Between JK and Sonico girls, who would you pick? You know what? Cool whatever.
Dafuq you just showed us…
DERP.
I came
You really shouldn’t poke fun at a sumo’s weight. I’ve seen these guys throw bodybuilders around like stuffed animals. Yeah, they’re big, but a lot of that is pure muscle. Show some respect.
You are kidding yourself if you think it is only bodybuilders they can toss around like a doll, they can equally toss pretty much anyone and everyone else too, when under the rules of their discipline. This includes quarterbacks, heavyweight wrestlers, or what have you. Seen it too.
And don’t kid yourself thinking bodybuilders are are not strong for their weights, many of them don’t have stamina, but they don’t get to look non-muscular muscle with only controlled diet.
There are also huge differences between fatasses who were or are still aged hardasses, just with less trainings, eats the same, with messed up bodies, have a slower lifestyle, etc; and fatasses who don’t know the true meaning of hard and training. The former can still toss a lot of things easily.
As for JK, cool story, personally don’t give a F. Should have done it properly with the attire, or going back to the traditional roots, or the female sumo attire, or at least with bloomers.
A reminder though, if you’re a sedentary calorie hoarder that points to sumo as justification for being a lard ass, you’re not even remotely in the same league.
Bodybuilders aren’t really a good example, most really aren’t that strong, they work out for hypertrophy, not strength, and the amount of drugs they use actually make them weaker and unhealthier, than they would normally be without them. Most of the time a fat guy will be stronger and healthier than a bodybuilder.
“Healthy/beautiful at all sizes” sjw detected.
My favorite example of this is a bodybuilder being unable to budge a professional arm wrestler