JK Sumo: “Witness 82 Sumo Techniques!”




In honor of the upcoming 101st All Japan University Sumo Kanazawa Tournament, a short video has emerged introducing 82 sumo techniques courtesy of two cute schoolgirls in their uniforms, with the heavyweight sport bound to attract more fans if it involved cute girls rather than obese Mongols in loincloths.

The odd video, which apparently required three entire days of filming:

All the techniques used in the video:


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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    You really shouldn't poke fun at a sumo's weight. I've seen these guys throw bodybuilders around like stuffed animals. Yeah, they're big, but a lot of that is pure muscle. Show some respect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    A reminder though, if you're a sedentary calorie hoarder that points to sumo as justification for being a lard ass, you're not even remotely in the same league.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:07 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You are kidding yourself if you think it is only bodybuilders they can toss around like a doll, they can equally toss pretty much anyone and everyone else too, when under the rules of their discipline. This includes quarterbacks, heavyweight wrestlers, or what have you. Seen it too.

    And don't kid yourself thinking bodybuilders are are not strong for their weights, many of them don't have stamina, but they don't get to look non-muscular muscle with only controlled diet.

    There are also huge differences between fatasses who were or are still aged hardasses, just with less trainings, eats the same, with messed up bodies, have a slower lifestyle, etc; and fatasses who don't know the true meaning of hard and training. The former can still toss a lot of things easily.

    As for JK, cool story, personally don't give a F. Should have done it properly with the attire, or going back to the traditional roots, or the female sumo attire, or at least with bloomers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:05 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bodybuilders aren't really a good example, most really aren't that strong, they work out for hypertrophy, not strength, and the amount of drugs they use actually make them weaker and unhealthier, than they would normally be without them. Most of the time a fat guy will be stronger and healthier than a bodybuilder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    My favorite example of this is a bodybuilder being unable to budge a professional arm wrestler

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:17 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Healthy/beautiful at all sizes" sjw detected.

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    Comment by GK
    04:41 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If we can't get Keijo as a real life sport I'd settle for this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Keijo was a real life sport.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:24 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    On Japanese TV

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Every summer

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:56 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes 3 days,
    3 days so no panty exposed on video

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:23 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they were worried about that they should just have the girls go commando... ohh, right...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm happy they're not fat fujoshi otakus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:26 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Comparison of JK is fat fujoshi otakus? Okay, that is pretty random, does tell something about something still.

    Like someone not into anime, but pretends to be. Also seems to want to start something.

    Between JK and Sonico girls, who would you pick? You know what? Cool whatever.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dafuq you just showed us...

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    i just realized i know 30 different sumo moves out of 82
    i didnt notice that i know sumo xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Neo: "I know sumo."

    Morpheus: "Show me."

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:31 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe that would have made the 2nd and 3rd movie look less terrible.

    Comment by Anonymous

    sumo is not sumo without obesity and fundoshi

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    Comment by ALAKTORN
    03:32 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sumō wrestlers are not obese. They have very little visceral fat and a lot of muscles. The good ones anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:17 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    MODERN traditional sumo is not sumo without obesity and men.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:29 13/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The feminist agenda does not stop to put the nose where it is not called ..
    Why not fat girls ?, put two students lightweight ... (OHH fat girls would be demeaning)
    Still has the courage to justify in honor of the 101st All Japan University Sumo Kanazawa Tournament !!

    No matter how traditional it is, everything must be changed in favor of the whims of others ...

    I'm waiting for the time when any sport and celebration, male only, be banned ... for being sexist

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 14/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go on with your anti-SJW or SJW BS on cultures and histories you don't have the faintest clue about.

    Don't care one way or another, just hope if I get to go back in time as a VIP or a bird in certain Japanese time period in certain offlimit places reserved only for the very powerful.

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