Shintaro Ishihara “Obama Tried to Assassinate Me”

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None too popular former Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara is still maintaining public attention even in his dotage, now claiming that former president Obama tried to assassinate him while he was in office, an unusually hard to believe statement even for the master of such.

The May 19th issue of Shukan Post revealed an interview had between politician Shizuka Kamei and the elderly former Tokyo governor, with Ishihara claiming that Obama ordered the CIA to assassinate him whilst the purchase of the Senkaku Islands were underway – his statement:

“Why doesn’t America just assassinate Kim Jong-un already? I mean, they killed Gaddafi and Bin laden after careful planning, didn’t they. Assassinations are their specialty. When Tokyo was trying to purchase the Senkaku Islands, Obama told the CIA, ‘Use Chinese people in Japan and kill Ishihara by making it look like a traffic accident.'”

Naturally, no evidence was produced to support this wild claim, with the CIA’s mad dog status and Obama’s worship of the almighty Chinese wang the only real testament to its credibility.

In the interview, Ishihara additionally augured the next move by the Trumpenreich’s god-emperor in regards to dealing with North Korea:

“Right now, North Korea is probably the only country the world would find acceptable for the United States to drop an atomic bomb on. I don’t think the world would complain even if the leadership of North Korea were to be annihilated by nuclear weapons.”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If someone was planning to kill him it would be in a more national scale, like 50M of Otakus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:49 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He likes to think he's so super important that the president of the USA would personally have him killed. He most definitely doesn't want to be slain by a less-than-human otaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If assassinations are America's specialty and Obama wanted Ishihara dead, he'd be dead. He's contradicting himself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No comes the manga where Ishihara is trying to ban To Love Ru and Obama is Golgo 13 trying to make his way to Japan to kill him

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:09 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    My fork tried to choke me once.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Did the knife Save You ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love spooning?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:04 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That guy was demented already in his better days, but now he has totally lost it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    No need for complex plans to kill the old fool. Just doctor a newspaper saying the Diet has passed a law to make gay marriage legal and he would self destruct. For a few cents of inbk and paper.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:19 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    if only someone would kill that dinosaur

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shouldn't politicians who are senile not be allowed to hold office? Where's the common sense?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:12 19/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shintaro Ishihara crawl back to the Hell where you came from.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 18/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If Obama wanted to kill this guy, he would have just ordered a drone strike and declared Ishihara an "enemy combatant".

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:07 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Surprised nobody has commented with "thanks, Obama".

    If Blinky isn't full of shit (and he is), I guess Obama thought he could stop Senkaku Island disputes by offing Ishihara? Probably would've worked, seeing as how Ishihara causes so much trouble on his own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    F*** you Ishi... whatever you are so important that

    Obama want to kill you ? lol

    And why Obama order it ? he is not even prez anymore. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously he was talking about when Obama was president, not after.

    But yes, f*** Blinky.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously not very good assassins with that orange still alive.

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    Comment by Mitchell
    03:11 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Assassinations are their specialty" Not really our specialty is dropping tons of bombs, and drones. Also I call BS on this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:03 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's such a specialty that people like you aren't even aware of it happening.

    Also, drone strikes are often used for assassination. Duh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:30 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The world wouldn't complain if North Korea were to be nuked"

    How bloody ignorant of international politics is this man? Furthermore, assassinating Kim Jong-un would be counterproductive. Creating a martyr is often one of the most foolish things to do when dealing with fanaticism, which North Korea is certainly steeped in thanks to the dogma of the regime.

    (Sorry for going off-track and actually pointing out practical reasons as to why assassinating Kim Jong-un would be extremely stupid)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If anyone believe in any god or devil, pls pray to him for Ishihara's dead. He is a parasite on h anime and manga culture.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    the better question would be: who wouldn't want to assassinate this guy?

    Comment by Anonymous

    He contradicts himself, if the USA wanted him dead he'd be an easier target than those he mentioned.
    Just what you'd expect from a megaloniac rapist turned politician.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well it's true... I don't know of anyone who would care if someone dropped a nuke on North Korea and got rid of all its leaders.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 11/05/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I would. Those motherfuckers live in the capital, so to take out 2 or 3 dozens of bastards you'd have to nuke over 3 million civilians with them. You want them dead? No problem, I assure you I wouldn't miss them even a nanosecond, but there a better ways than mass murdering civilians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:22 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    All one needs are drones filled with bioweapons to kill them off

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:05 12/05/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    People are too eager to throw nukes around. That shit shouldn't be taken lightly.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Obama was and always will be a worthless mongrel of a nigger president.




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