Mass Effect: Andromeda “Is Softcore Space Porn”


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    Comment by Bryan
    10:58 01/03/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The characters are so ugly I'm not sure anyone that plays it now even cares about the sexual encounters in the game.

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    Comment by Manuel
    04:21 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The characters in Mass Effect Andromeda are very different from the ones before, what happened?

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    Comment by Bryan
    07:34 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Modern feminism happened. And Gamers that don't mind getting cucked didn't speak up for themselves and took it in the behind.

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    Comment by Manuel
    07:44 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You would think that Bioware would know better... I think they do though.

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    Comment by Bryan
    10:11 04/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just search up Anita Sarkeesian. She told publishers to stop making sexy ladies in video games because in real life there aren't that many sexy ladies etc. etc.

    And guess what the video game publishers did? They listened because they wanted to be inclusive and didn't want to be called sexist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:34 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm still waiting for proof that social justice was specifically the reason for the ugliness. I'm blaming a hyper realism trend or just poor artists, it just seems way more logical and likely. You dont have to look for conspiracies everywhere.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:28 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "modern feminism", "SJWs", "cucks" lol... theres crazy people everywhere you go now! has the term "Anti SJW Warriors" been made yet? (yes the W and the Warrior is done on purpose... ASJWW)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Google "Manveer Heir" to get an idea of what kind of people were working on ME:A...

    Guy is a SJW dialed to 11, posing on twitter with a "White tears" mug, making countless racist tweets against white people, and has a history of trying to smear Eidos devs as "racists" because they dared to explore ideas like "mechanical apartheid" in Deus Ex (which happened to be partially written by a black South African...).

    It would hardly be surprising if much of the rest of the studio developing ME:A subscribed to the same batshit SJW ideas that him - and in SJW la-la land women in games need to look like disfigured tree-frogs to prevent them from suffering from the male gaze and stop them being objectified, because god help us if a man somewhere got a hardon when looking at some pixels on a screen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 03/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well that sounds pretty bad if true... but I'm not surprised there are crazies turned up to 11 on both sides of the fence, on every issue. Levels 10s make up the majority as it us, though. This whole world seems to have gone hyperpartisan where its choose-a-side-or-die with no middle ground allowed. I see "SJWs" raging then see those people they rage against raging back in an eternal loop, and I dont give a damn who started it. This whole worlds gone rotten because of all these people. Maybe what the world really needs is a ww3, I hate to say... everyone sure seems to want it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:18 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    people today are very different from people in the 1970s, what happened?

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    Comment by Bryan
    10:13 04/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guys lost their balls and Girls gained them. Fat people want to shame skinny people and feel safe in their safe space. Being pretty is the same as harassing those that are not pretty. So making characters sexy or pretty is basically harassing the ugly fat people who don't game.

    Yes I said people who don't game. People who game prefer sexy characters, it's the ones that won't buy the games that complain. (Anita Sarkeesian) and developers listen to this vocal minority that aren't their consumers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    SJWs pushed everyone else out of Bioware.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    But can you fuck a lizard-rock man alien?

    That's like 95% of the point of star trek after all..

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    Comment by Rya
    07:41 01/03/2017 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Keep your panties on, guys. This is Bioware saying "porn". What we'll get is another homosexual minotaur man who's bragging about breaking the player characters asshole, only this time they'll show it up close.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 01/03/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    This is correct. Also, the female characters were made hideous on purpose because MUH EQUALITY.

    This one is a nice big PASS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    say hello to mods

    Comment by Anonymous

    Do you have proof of that? I agree that theyre ugly but if they were going for equality they could have made the guys more attractive instead of making everyone ugly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Africans might kill each other at higher rates than anyone else, BUT they also have some of the highest birth rates, they are the world's 3rd largest majority per capita.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:57 03/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    @13:51 Williams? No?

    And yeah, I noticed your CREW(human non-team members) is mostly white. Even before normandy blew up in ME2 ones that they showed were mostly white people.

    Seems the MET fans doesn't have the sharpest eyes in the system.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    downvoters never have answers because they never have the truth, its all emotional bs that's filling their heads so they cant use logic anymore...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Their last three games only has 1 black guy discounting the PC and in ME2 most of your crew is white.

    Female companions look decent, if not, better in the previous games. These ones though? Needs heavy modding.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:11 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "ME2 most of your crew is white."
    Wasn't most of your crew blue?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one cares about black guys, it's set in the future, black people have a higher rate of cancer, heart disedise, and higher rate of getting shot from each other, or by pokice after they rape, steal, or kill, so the chances of them surviving to even see space travel is low.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I guess no one has proof that they were purposefully made ugly rather than it just being a case of poor modelers... so when caught without answers, just downvote.

    Comment by Anonymous

    You also had aliens, so... none of this 'mass effect is racist' bullshit

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:38 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd imagine a homosexual minotaur man character who constantly brags about breaking your asshole would actually be pretty funny.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:10 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then I guess Dragon Age Inquisition is the game for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    I don't want to see even one(1) of BioWare's so-called "female" characters nude.
    I'd rather re-read Starless.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:05 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I know how you feel but I wouldn't go that far...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It would be cool if Andromeda did have softcore porn in it but the female characters look like shit. The Asari looks like a middle-aged man and even the female Ryder looks like a goddamn potato. The only fuckable character is the female Turian, who's a goddamn space dinosaur bird.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:22 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Who cares? Overseas game kusoge, we all know this by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:40 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    But mah STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN and IMMERSIVE STORY *vomit*

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:25 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol... Duke Nukem, anyone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:32 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, Metroid Prime Trilogy was amazing!

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    Comment by ran76
    07:02 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering how often this web site advertise H-games, your complaint about Mass Effect's content comes off as mighty hypocritical.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:07 01/03/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I see no one complaining yet... read better please.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:08 01/03/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    He doesn't understand the use of satire in writing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:29 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most of the complaining is in the comments, as expected.

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    Comment by ran76
    08:12 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The developers are apparently so shameless about the sex in Mass Effect: Andromeda..." hmmm...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:28 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    you think that anyone on sancom believes that being shameless is a bad thing?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    >complaint
    This is some awful reading comprehension. Please read better, as already suggested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:07 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is this your first time reading a satirical article?

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    Comment by Manuel
    04:19 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    One step closer to becoming like the porn of Mass Effect that looks like the original hehehe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 03/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds good to me. I was pleasantly surprised when the sex/love scenes in Dragon Age 3 featured bare breasts instead of people dry humping in their undies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 03/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly, thats probably how it'd look if it was made by a Japanese developer... lots of convenient censorship too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 03/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uuugh. Typical Western made production, the only women worth banging are the furry, aliens and "non-humans" humanoids. Everything else looks like melted cheese mixed with plastic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The characters in this game are absolutely disgusting looking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 02/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bioware, following in CDProjekt's footsteps because they were too coward to do it first.

    Avatar of Disapproving Eldar SJW
    07:34 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Freely concede that "Michael Gamble described it’s sexual content with the remark “the banging is pretty good" was never even on my radar of ME:A considerations.

    So...huzzah!...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 01/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which is even more horrendous if we consider that the sex scenes will involve Blue Shrek and that facially deformed Ryder.





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